I should be in bed, but nope here I am wide awake writing yaoi…..yep. So Switzerland and Prussia…how do I explain this….well in the best words I can find, there was a picture on facebook and yeah.

Disclaimer: If I owned hetalia my ships wouldn't be ships they'd be cannon so aha no I don't own it…sadly.

Summary: Switzerland has something against the word awesome, and Prussia is going to fix that by making Switzerland awesome.

Prussia was bored, and when Prussia is bored, countries are annoyed. On this particular day he 'just so happened to be in Switzerland's neck of the woods.'

"Hey ,open up, the awesome me is here to grace you with my awesome presence!" Prussia banged on the door, grinning wide and proud. From the inside hearing him Switzerland cursed and slammed his fist on the table as he was just getting up relaxed into his free day.

He groaned, shuffling toward the door, gun in hand and answered, "What do you want?"

"I already told yo-…." The Prussia took a moment to look at the nation and realized he was wearing pink pajamas, and then he burst out laughing.

"Ugh. Shut up! These are a gift from Lichtenstein, she made them for me."

"But you are actually wearing them!" Prussia was now overdramatically on the ground laughing, "Kesesese, it- it's okay, West made me stuff that I wore despite my first thought, it was mostly necklaces and hats though," Prussia stifled a laugh.

Switzerland's eyes narrowed as he sighed preparing to shut the door, sadly for him Prussia took that as an invite and walked in.

"When are you leaving?"

"I just got here, give me some time to make your day awesome."

Switzerland mumbled some very unflattering words about the Prussian and his favorite word.

"What was that?"

"Nothing. Now why are you really here?"

"I already told you," Prussia helped himself to a piece of chocolate on the table. An odd thought flashed through the Swiss nation's mind, but he quickly brushed it off.

"Who gave you permission to just drop on in unexpectedly? I could have been having guests."

"Who visits you? Well other than the awesome me on this awesome day."

Switzerland opened his mouth to retort but then closed it.

"Kesese Austria used to visit you. That is unawesome, because he is unawesome, but that's okay because I'm awesome and my awesomeness is so great that it'll make it better.

Switzerland frowned, "there should be a law about you using that word that much."

"That wouldn't be awesome, and –"

"Stop saying the word awesome." the agitated blonde said.

Prussia smirked but concealed it, "make me."

Switzerland took the challenge and closing the gap between himself and the red eyed ex-nation with a small hand knife which he just so happened to have on him and let it rest near Prussia's neck.

"Still want me to make you."

"Not with that knife."

"I could get a gun if you'd prefer."

"Nein, not in that way either."

"In what way then?"

Prussia took the knife and gently swayed it back and forth as if telling Switzerland he'd done something wrong.

"In this way," Prussia leaned down and took his lips, and Switzerland who would love to deny it had no complains.

It was rough, demanding and full of lust.

However, when it ended Switzerland looked shocked.

"What….why did you do that? I didn't give you permission or… or…"

"You are so uptight, but that's okay, you won't be by the time I'm done with you, you'll be as awesome as me."

Switzerland will never be able to admit how much he liked the sound of that."

"Score!"

Hungary grinned as she and Japan lowered their cameras.

"Ms. Hungary are you sure it is a good idea to show these at the next meeting?"

"Of course I'm sure, Switzerland will never even know who took them."

"Werr if you're sure…" Japan agreed.

"Yes I am! Now let's go find Germany and see what he's up to….or who."