How do you know if your unconditionally and irrevocably in love with The Twilight Saga?

You go out and buy gold, black and red contacts and change them according to your mood.

You scream (internally and/or out loud) every time you see a Chevy truck, a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes, an astern martin vanquish, red jeeps and red BMW's.

You are saving up to buy yourself a Volvo.

You are thankful for Carlisle, because without him, we have no Edward. *cry*

Every time you hear a thunder storm you immediately think of vampires playing baseball

You are seriously contemplating naming your children either Emmett, Jasper, Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Rosalie, Esme, Renesme or Bella.

You think about calling you pet dog Jacob or Leah.

You leave your window open at night in hopes that a hot vampire like stalker will come in a watch you sleep.

You find yourself using words like "unequivocally", "irrevocably", "ostentatious", and "inconsequential" in every day conversations.

You have downloaded every song on Stephanie's play list and listen to them daily.

You have brought, and worn, the Twilight inspired Halloween costumes

You want to move to Forks, Washington

You've began listening to Debussy

You die your hair brown because Edward prefers brunettes.

Every time you see an apple you think about Twilight

Every time you see a chess piece or play chess you think about half breed vampire children

Every time you see a ruffled tulip (every day, I know! J) you want to cry

Red ribbons make you think of Eclipse

You refuse to get a tan

You compare everyone you meet with the characters in the books, and find out that real people are a disappointment compared with the likes of Alice and Edward.

You've worn out your twilight DVD, and have had to go and buy a new one.

You actually found yourself googleing 'adrenaline rush' after you watched the movie

Every time someone says something bad against the saga, you have a very strong erge to find a bat and smack them round the head with it.

You have full blown arguments in regards to which 'team' you are on.

You throw glitter on your boyfriend so he sparkles like Edward

You then break up with your boyfriend because you now know that no one compares to Edward.

You edit all you online screen names, on sites like MySpace, Facebook, Twitter and Bebo, so that they all relate to Twilight in some way.

You always find ways to bring Twilight into conversations that have nothing to do with it.

You find yourself quoting the books on a daily basis

Your room is covered in posters related to Twilight, your computer is full of Twilight pictures and all your wall papers are Twilight guys (Taylor or Jackson, in my case)

You relate everything to Twilight

You find a way to relate all songs to characters, scenes and couples in Twilight

You carry a Twilight books with you at all times

You are the only person who touches your Twilight books

You begin to cry when someone even mentions the break up scene in New Moon.

You loose sleep when reading the books, again

You find yourself watching videos online if you can't read the books

You view Dracula as a joke compared with the beautiful vampire Cullen coven

Twilight is the first and last thing you think about everyday.

You begin to see the loners at school in a whole new light

Your where white face make-up and purple eyeshadow so you can look like a vampire

You find yourself reading these lists

You find your self writing these lists.