Hello hello! This is Eve here with a new member in the fanfict community TheMovieDoctorful. This is his first fiction and collab. If you enjoy DC and Marvel then go ahead and read on! He came with the idea and I was glad to help him with it. So here's the plot:
DC and Marvel worlds collided together, many heroes and villains are getting acquainted. One of the heroes, Spider-Man, meets two dashing women: Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, robbing a mall very close to Christmas. What could the season of winter fun have in stored for Ivy and Spider-Man? Will it be love? Or will a dangerous web of pheromones cause the two to bring the other down?
Chapter One
Peter Parker's Journal, December 17th:
It had only been about a day since the universal merger and already I've met a few new faces. Basically, what happened was that the big Apple got merged with some city from another dimension...Godham or something? I'm not sure, but anyways, after the collision heroes and villains from both universes either came in compact or simply died. Apparently, newspapers were making a big fuss out of "Batman" and "Superman" biting the dust. Never heard of them myself, but back to what happened today. I was just doing my nightly patrol when I noticed two girls robbing a mall.
Really?
A robbery around Christmas time?
Always thought people were nicer around the Holidays, my mistake I suppose.
I sneaked into the mall as stealthily as possible, getting a pretty good look at the culprits. Let's see: Sexy jester in skin tight costume and pale makeup and even sexier redhead with slightly green pale skin, green eyes and a blackish-green one piece outfit. Talk about being naughty around the Holidays. Hiding behind a tree, I listened into their conversation.
"Oh Red, this is the best Christmas ever! If only Mistah J..."
The sexy green one grabbed the jester by the collar as she shrieked out in fear.
"NO HARLS! We're not on The Joker's side; we're not on anybody's side! Do you know why?! BECAUSE NOBODY IS ON OUR SIDE! Villains won't take my plant plight seriously and will do nothing but harass and abuse you! And don't get me started on..."
"Heroes?"
The women turned around to face me in shock, looking surprised that You're Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, was watching their whole little conversation. And to be totally honest, just from what I was seeing they didn't look too bad.
"Let's see...Appealing physique, bright color scheme, wisecracking attitude...You're e hero ain't ya?"
"Just you're friendly neighborhood Spider-Man...And who are the lovely ladies I have the pleasure of addressing?"
"I'm Ivy, the jester's Harley. And I'm sorry to ruin your day, but I'm in no mood to have our early Christmas presents ruined by the new hero in town..."
Ivy shot a vine at me and threw me across the room, but luckily I saved myself by firing out a web to the ceiling of the building. I shot myself forward knocking Ivy to the ground. As she got up, she smiled, and I got to admit...THAT was probably the prettiest smile I've ever seen.
Ivy's Memoirs
December 17
"Oh Red, this is the best Christmas ever!" Harley Quinn said out in joy while stuffing her bag with goods.
Okay honestly the fact that Harley mentioned it was the best Christmas present made me chuckle. When I take her shopping she always says it's the best Christmas present, even if it was summer. We continued to take what caught our attention: money, clothes, jewels, just about anything. We filled our own sacks of our loot not bothering on all the noise we made. The guards were taken care of before the robbery began all thanks to Harley's laughing gas. It gave me slight creeps hearing the security guards' laughter echoing through the mall.
We rushed through the stores breaking the glass walls of the stores, throwing the mannequins to the floor in the process. I hate mannequins. They screamed perfection, something that I can never be. I was once a normal person but things happened which led to me being a woman with nature. One of my wildest dreams came true but that dream caused me so much…
I shook my head as my head was being filled up with unnecessary thoughts. I had no regrets of what I had done. This is who I am.
"If Only Mistah J…" Why must she always bring that bastard in our happiness? I swear that man is the devil in the flesh.
"NO HARLS! We're not on The Joker's side; we're not on anybody's side! Do you know why?! BECAUSE NOBODY IS ON OUR SIDE!" I shouted at my best friend, shaking her in the process. It hurt me when I screamed at her but it was the only way for me to get to her. Harley Quinn has been my only friend and support when I came to Gotham City. The moment I met the Joker…let's just say I did not enjoy what I saw. He abused and treated her like a dog and that alone gave me more reason to kill him when the opportunity presented itself.
"Villains won't take my plant plight seriously and will do nothing but harass and abuse you! And don't get me started on..."
"Heroes?" The unknown voice caused both of Harley and I to turn our head to the source. There stood a man in a red body suit that had a pattern of spider's webs while in the center a black spider. His face was covered which was a disappointment. Why do heroes hide their faces? It's a question that always jumped in and out of my mind. It seems that they have more to hide than us, villains.
After introductions were given, I wasted no time on attacking. This early Christmas would not get ruined by a hero who called himself, Spider-Man. I extended my arm forward, shooting my vines at him, and threw him across the mall. I thought that was that but soon I found myself on the ground with the hero on top of me. I pushed him off me with all my force; I flashed him a smile which surprised me. I'm not the person to smile so easily at anyone, especially to heroes. Harley in the mean while dropped the bags of good and came to my aid but I stopped her with a motion of my hand ordering to stop.
Harley stopped with a smile of her own, knowing that the fight was just between the hero and me.
The fight was interesting and the most fun I had on fighting a hero. Of all the heroes I had fought they all had their highlighted moments but this new hero made me remember how fun it was fighting. He shot his webs hoping to trap me while I tried to capture him with my vines which he dodged. In a way it felt like he had fun too. We both blocked and received attacks from one another. I couldn't help but to keep smiling during the fight. I'm not going to say that it was special or anything… but it was different.
If we were kids, the fight might have been seen like playing to the adults.
Harley wanted to join in the fun but I kept her to stand her ground. This new hero was going to be my new conquest and I was not going to have any help on accomplishing it. As much as I love to share with Harley, fighting is something I want for myself. I am not much of a fighter but when I'm in the mood I would enjoy the hell out of it. Mostly, I would be locked up in my lab working on toxic poisons and enhance my own powers by it hoping that one day I will be able to take over the world and return it to Mother Nature.
During the fight, I lunged forward at him but he moved to the side and made me miss him. I commanded my vines to pull themselves together and formed them into a whip. The whip made a thunder like sound as it made contact with the ground under my feet. I twirled it around in the air, walking around slowly, pacing my movement perfectly. The moment I saw an opening, the vine-whip went forward to the hero forcing him to back away with each snap. Where ever he went or jumped to, I managed to keep up with him, leading him to a dead end.
I had him cornered.
"Do you have any last words, insect?" I asked him. I got my whip ready to snap it at his neck, ready for the kill. I knew he wasn't scared, there was no sense of fear in him, a common trait that heroes had. It annoyed me.
"You won't do it." He replied back. That statement caught me off guard. My hand froze in the air with the whip.
"You don't know what I'm capable of Spider-Man." I shouted at him, filled with anger that he made that assumption about me. He doesn't know me. He doesn't know what I am capable of. I am capable of killing… I am! I've done it many times and none made me want to change.
"Then what are you waiting for?" He challenged me again. He was a cocky one, I'll give him that.
"You little-"
"Ivy, we have to go!" There was an alarm in her tone of voice that made me turn to her. She was looking up at the clear glass ceiling of the mall where several helicopters were flying over the building. Not far from, I could hear the sirens of the police cars coming closer. I cursed under my breath at the bad luck. I pulled back my whip and let my vines circle around my arms.
"We are not through yet, Spider-Man." I said to him with a charming wink. I ran back to Harley who had a head start. When I caught up to her, I took my bag of good and ran to our get-away car that was waiting for us.
Harley took over the wheel while I took out my specialized gun of sleeping pheromones just in case the hero decided to follow us. We escaped right on time as load of officers entered the mall with their guns drawn. I laughed dryly as Harley sped off.
X~:~X
When we arrived at our hide out, which was a rundown apartment in downtown area that was run by the Riddler; we let out screams and laughter (well mostly Harley) of mission accomplished. We robbed our tenth store that night, breaking our record. Harley dumped all her loot on her bed and rolled around in it, utterly happy. I sat down on my bed with my bag at the edge, still upset that I didn't get to finish my fight with Spider-Man. I blame the damn police force. I'm not afraid of the law, I'm just afraid of being locked up in that damn asylum.
"Something wrong, Red?" Harley asked me, "You haven't said a word since we got here. You haven't opened your sack of Christmas presents."
"It's nothing Harls. I'm just tired." I replied back to her. She knew something was bothering me but if I were to tell her the reason, she'd think it was stupid or something. I don't know I wasn't in the mood to say anything to her. That battle was just the beginning of a new 'friendship'. I hope I get to see that Spider-Man again. I just wish that my next encounter, I can have all the time in the world with him.
Peter Parker
The plant girl calling herself Ivy whipped a vine at me which I dodged with ease, kicking it out of the way. As we exchanged blows, I have to admit...This was the most fun I've had in a while. It didn't feel like a fight for my life, it felt like I was a kid again, like me and Ivy were playing cops and robbers super sized. I got to admit that my endurance was definitely taking a few hits. Ivy was using her vines like a whip, and not wanting to necessarily hurt Ivy, she began to back me up into a corner. Finally, the vines closed in on me, surrounding me and covering my whole body like green bed sheets.
"Do you have any last words, insect?" she asked me. She seemed a little uncertain of what she was about to do there was hesitation. Nevertheless, she wrapped her vines around my neck So naturally, I wasn't too afraid. Not to mention she didn't seem to act like a monster to me...Or look like one.
"You won't do it." I replied back in a calm tone, didn't want to piss her off. That statement caught her off guard. She looked like she was about to say something, but instead just swallowed.
"You don't know what I'm capable of Spider-Man." she shouted at me, filled with anger that I made that assumption about her. Yep, she definitely meant business. What business that was remained a mystery. Something to do with tree hugging, I'd look it up when I got the chance.
"Then what are you waiting for?" I said again, knowing that something was stopping her. He was a cocky one, I'll give him that.
"You little-"
"Ivy, we have to go!" There was an alarm in her tone of voice that made Ivy turn to her. She was looking up at the clear glass ceiling of the mall and there stood a bright bat signal. Ivy let go off the vines, giving me a smile as she slinked into the shadows.
"We are not through yet, Spider-Man." she said to me with a charming wink before running back to her and Harley's car. A figure wearing a black leather jacket and a red helmet appeared before me.
"I suppose you're the Bat guy everybody's talking about?" The figure cocked his sidearm, shaking his head. "Try Red Hood..."
x-x
Me and Red Hood managed to get a room in a nearby hotel where we went over things. I told him about Ivy and Harls, but left out the personal stuff. He'd probably think I was just being a stupid kid. Jason and me set up a plan to meet Ivy at a Charity Ball at the Giordano Botanical Gardens.
"Ivy's gonna be there, in disguise no doubt, but she'll be there...Most likely alone or with Harley in disguise too. If we're lucky she'll tag along against Ivy's request." Parker paused for a moment. Ivy? Alone? At a party? Yeaaah...That might be a little awkward.
"So, even if I do meet her, it's not like I can just interrogate her in front of everybody."
Jason shook his head, throwing a cell phone to him. "If Ivy's as smart as she seems to be, she'll probably use her pheromones on you, kidnap you for her own purposes. So basically, let her kidnap you and that little tracker will give me your signal. After about 2 days of Intel, I'll infiltrate the base, and we can both take Ivy and Harls down."
I nodded, sounded like a good plan. Besides...I definitely looked forward to seeing Ivy again.
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