This is basically Fred trying to have a deep and meaningful conversation with George, with little success due to Fred being... dead. :(


When I whisper can you hear?

Or am I whispering to something broken, a hole that can't be filled?

That would explain why you never reply

Otherwise… you're a dick.

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I love you anyway.

It's impossible not to, what with your pretty face

Though mine's better

Anyway…

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Stop being so stupid!

There I said it… you moron

Put down that wand, bandage your wrist and go spread some cheer

Like Santa but more ginger and AWESOME!

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You take your time

Don't rush through life

I've got forever to wait for you

Populate the world with little Weasleys if you must.

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I get that you're sad

That you miss me

The feeling is very mutual

But if you kill yourself…

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Well… I'll never forgive you

That's putting it mildly

Mum's heart is already shattered

Do you really want to break it further?

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Angelina has a crush on you

Just thought I'd point out the obvious

She always has, always will and you should GET IN THERE MATE!

I should be a life coach… do you think they need them in the afterlife?

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Are you even hearing me?

Or are you just being thick?

I'm probably talking into that bloody hole again.

Because I doubt you could honestly be stupid enough to do this.

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Cast a healing spell!

Please George… don't do this.

You've got the best job in the world

And a family that loves you.

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You don't need me

Just be strong and cast it…

Please Georgie…

For me?

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Fred?

Go back now! Cast the spell before it's too late!

I'm so lonely… I don't want to be alone.

You're never alone George, I promise.

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I miss you though.

Imagine how mum will feel if you leave her… Soldier on through this.

Nothing's the same without you.

It's not meant to be the same… different can be good though.

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What if I don't want different?

We spent most of our shared life being different from others… Don't stop now!

That's… a surprisingly good point.

I know… It's all part of being a life coach

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Now on three. One…

Two…

Three!

EPISKEY!

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DON'T FORGET! Angelina is a babe and she'll totally shag you!

Well it was equal parts nice and bloody terrifying seeing you.

Please don't come again for a very long time.

I love you George.

You too Fred.