Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball, Dragonball Z, or Dragonball GT but if I did shit like this would happen.
Chapter one: Arrival
"Alright, that's five of them, to be honest, this was a lot harder than I thought," a beautiful, tall blue headed girl sighed, wiping a bead of sweat from her head. "Hey! ChiChi I found it, we can go now." Suddenly, a much shorter black haired girl wearing a helmet jumped from a tree and landed in front of the blue haired girl.
"How many is that Bulma?" she asked eagerly.
"Five, only two to go and I can have everything I've ever wanted," Bulma sighed dreamily. "Wait for me my perfect boyfriend."
"Y'know Bulma," the shorter girl said, climbing onto the motorcycle with the older girl. "It ain't that hard to actually find a guy, why waste such vast powers on something silly like a boy?"
"Oh ChiChi, you are simply too young to understand," Bulma explained starting the motorcycle. "Good men are much harder to find than you think."
"Whatever you say."
"Besides, why waste my precious time looking for an imperfect one when I can have a perfect guy hand delivered to me by a magical dragon?"
"I'm just sayin'," ChiChi shrugged. "Just don't come cryin' to me if we get invaded by space aliens or something and you wished you'd asked for super powers." ChiChi looked up into the sky and had just noticed that the sun had gone down. "Bulma, it's gettin' pretty dark out."
"Should we camp here tonight?" Bulma asked.
"I think that's best," ChiChi said. "We'll just have to get up earlier tomorrow."
Bulma nodded and stopped in a grassy field. Digging into her pocket, she pulled out a small case and opened it to retrieved a small capsule."This should just about cover everything." she said tossing it to the ground, a loud sounds was made before a puff of white smoke shrouded their view. When the smoke cleared there stood a small house with the words "CAPSULE CORP." printed on the front.
"Last one in the hot tub has to cook dinner!" ChiChi said running into the house followed by a frantic Bulma.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far away...
"Have mercy...ugh!" A frog-like creature had it's neck snapped by a black haired teenager wearing battle armor. Another similar creature tried to sneak up on him and attack, but he was easily cut down by another black haired teen also wearing armor.
"You gotta watch your back stupid!" the taller teen said. "You almost got your head sliced off."
"Yeah right Raditz, I'm perfectly capable of handling myself," the shorter one groaned, a smirk crossing his face. "Besides, I think you need to watch your own back!" He shot what appeared to be an energy blast from his palm killing another creature that tried to sneak up on Raditz.
"Hmph. Good eye Turles."
"Will you two stop playing around?" a booming voice hollered. On top of a small mountain stood a huge man with very little hair on his head, holding two dead bodies. "Vegeta wants this place cleaned out in twenty minutes, get to it!"
"We're going Nappa," Turles said, folding his arms. He then began looking around the battlefield. "Raditz, aren't we missing someone?"
Raditz knowingly rolled his eyes and looked behind him, finding a child sitting on a rock and staring at a small insect. "Kakarot!" he growled. "Get over here and do some killing or I swear I'll kill you myself!"
"Huh? Sorry big brother, I just got a little distracted is all." Kakarot jumped off the rock and ran to his older brother. "You two seemed like you could handle it."
"Kakarot that's not the point," Raditz told him. "You're a Sayain, you're supposed to crave the battlefield. Bugs shouldn't be distracting you so easily."
"I know," Kakarot sighed. "It's not like I don't like a good fight or anything but this all seems kinda boring."
"Boring? What are you talking about?"
"It's just all this senseless killing is-"
Before he could finish, Raditz grabbed Kakarot by the arm, getting him out of the way of a huge energy blast. Another creature floated above them, obviously injured from their previous attacks.
"So we've got a brave one, eh?"
Raditz smirked at the creature, and pushed a button on the eye glass he wore. "Let's read his power level shall we?" After a series of beeping, the smirk on Raditz's face grew. "1200, not bad. Kakarot, why don't you have a go at this one?"
"Fool! What can that silly little child do? Last I checked his power level was only 900."
"Hey! I can take him," Kakarot protested. "Just watch me!" He leapt in the air and stood in front of the glaring alien.
"I am Ugani," the creature told him. "I am this planet's strongest warrior and I shall make you and your people pay for your genocide!"
Kakarot gave Ugani a guilty look, and began rubbing the back of his head. "Yeah sorry about that," he spoke. "I don't really agree with what their doing but we have no choice."
"And I have no choice but to stop you!" Ugani rushed toward him and chopped at his shoulder but Kakarot countered by stopped it with his forearm and slugging Ugani in the face sending him into a rock. Ugani quickly jumped up and rushed toward him again as the two began trading blows to one another at lighting speed.
"Hm, kid's improved." Turles said, watching the fight. "Seems like he's on par with him. Of course if it were me he'd be dead by now."
"Just think, Kakarot's five years younger than me and three times stronger than I or even you were at that age."
"Your point?"
"Imagine how much stronger he'll be by our age? Or even Nappa's?" Raditz smiled proudly. "My brother may even be as powerful as the Prince himself."
"Doubt it, but you bring up a solid point." Turles nodded thoughtfully. "I may just have to take him out before he reaches such power."
Raditz glared at the other Sayain but said nothing to him, turning his attention back to the fight. Kakarot had just kneed Ugani hard in the abdomen making him fall flat on his face in the dirt. Ugani tried to get back up, but found that his strength was completely drained, causing him to fall right back down.
"That was a good fight mister," Kakarot said reaching his hand out to the alien.
"I...I don't understand," Ugani spoke. "Why haven't you killed me yet?"
"Well I don't see the point in killing someone that is such a good fighter." Kakarot explained with a shrug. "Besides, you aren't trying to kill me are you?"
The alien was silent and looked at the ground. "I would if I had the chance." he told him truthfully.
"Oh, well anyways it was still a good fight." Kakarot told him. "Mabey someday we can-"
A bright flash suddenly appeared before a loud explosion occurred, followed by the sound of Ugani screaming in agony as his body was blasted to ashes by a blue energy blast. "Hey!" Kakarot yelled. "What the heck was that for?"
A short teen also with black hair and battle armor appeared on the mountain, standing right next to Nappa. "You fool, our orders were to eradicate the entire race." he spoke harshly. "Not make friends."
"Vegeta, why do you have to act like such a jerk?" Kakarot snapped. "I would understand if he were trying to kill me right now, but he knew he was beaten. He didn't even see you coming and you killed him!"
Vegeta jumped off the mountain and landed in front of Kakarot, his glare burning holes onto the boy before him. "You third class ingrate!" he yelled punching him in the face. "That sorry excuse for a fighter would've killed you in seconds had the tables been turned. Besides, what kind of Sayain cares about if it were defenseless or not?"
"Prince Vegeta please call down, he's just a ch-"
"Shut up Radtiz, you're also a disgrace to our race. Family or not you should know better than to let this foolishness continue with him! For God's sake he's twelve years old, he should be a bloodthirsty murderer by now!" Vegeta growled turning away. "Now finish the mission and meet back at the site in an hour or I'm blowing up this planet with you on it!"
"Y-Yes sir," Raditz said bowing.
Vegeta then turned back to Kakarot, "And by the way, low class, it's Prince Vegeta. The next time you forget that, I'll make sure you forget your head." He then flew off with Nappa and Turles in search for any survivors as Kakarot got to his feet and glared murderously at the back of Vegeta.
"How many times have I told you not to back talk the Prince!" Raditz berated. "You must understand that what Prince Vegeta says is law, you will find soon enough that there are people far worse than he is out there."
"But brother-"
"Enough, just finish the job so we can get out of here."
"...yes sir."
"Ahhh," both girls sighed as they sank into the hot tub wearing content expressions on their face.
"You know, for a city girl ya ain't so bad Bulma. Minus the constant whining and complaining about your ex boyfriends."
"Hey, if you went through what I went through for boys, you'd understand my pain," Bulma shrugged. "That's what this whole journey's for anyway, so that I won't have that kind of trouble anymore."
ChiChi rolled her eyes and sighed "Truly a waste of magic."
"By the way ChiChi," Bulma said. "I've been wondering for a while, about what you like in a man."
"Huh? Oh that's easy." ChiChi said. "Strength."
"That's it?"
"Yup. That's all that matters. I want a strong man to protect me even though I can protect myself," ChiChi explained.
"But there are plenty of strong guys we've met and you haven't shown an interest in them." Bulma reminded her.
"That's because they weren't strong enough," ChiChi shrugged. "Sure those guys looked strong and had some nice muscles, but I didn't see any of them pick up a vehicle and toss it effortlessly or take a bullet to the chest and live."
Bulma gave her friend a look. "You know that's impossible right? You're basically looking for a super man."
"Hey a girl can dream," ChiChi responded. "I mean who needs all those other attributes, like sexy or tall or-"
"I do!"
"Shouldn't have asked."
"MY perfect boyfriend will be everything I dream of," Bulma began. "Smart, sexy, tall. Also humble, I hate guys who are full of themselves. And while I don't like those fruity overly compassionate guys I would like to be greeted with a kiss every day and maybe some roses. And of course, my man must absolutely be packing."
"Packing? Like a gun?"
"No not that," Bulma giggled. "I meant packing. As in...down there. You know."
"Bulma I have no idea what you're talking about, and I probably don't want to." ChiChi said.
Bulma sighed shaking her head. "So young, so innocent."
"And that's the last of 'em!" Raditz announced, squashing one of the creatures head. "Prince Vegeta and the others should be done by now." He turned to Kakarot who was trying not to look at all the dead bodies around him. "Kakarot." Raditz called. "Don't start your moping now, we've got a ten month trip to our next planet and I'd prefer not to hear one of your 'innocent beings' speeches again."
"But brother-"
"But nothing!" Raditz said. "I don't have time to deal with you and your sentimental bullshit. Dammit, you're a Sayain and Sayains live to kill, the sooner you accept that the longer you'll live."
Kakarot wanted to argue more but he knew it'd be in vain, his older brother would never see it his way. "Okay," he said as the two began flying back toward the other Sayains.
"Prince Vegeta," Raditz said pressing a button on his scouter. "We've successfully eradicated our part of the planet, we are currently heading toward the rendezvous point."
"Hurry up, we are to leave in ten minutes." Vegeta said.
"Yes sir," Raditz told him.
Vegeta turned to his space pod and climbed in setting the coordinates for the next planet they were ordered to attack as Nappa appeared behind him.
"Prince Vegeta," he began.
"What is it?" Vegeta asked.
"About that low class brat, Kakarot..."
"What about him?"
Nappa gulped slightly before continuing. "Sir I don't think he should be assigned with us anymore," he said. "I mean, as you said the guy is a disgrace. He can't even kill when the opportunity is right in front of him. And...well I overheard some rumors..."
"About?"
"About how he could be stronger than you." Vegeta swiftly grabbed Nappa's thick neck and held him up, glaring at him.
"Do you dare joke with me Nappa?" he asked menacingly. "That sniveling third class is nothing compared to the elite of elites. My power level far exceeds his and that's how it shall stay!"
"Of course!" Nappa choked. "It was just a rumor going around the spaceship is all, nothing to really be worried about." Vegeta released Nappa and continued punching in the coordinates, at that moment Kakarot and Raditz arrived.
"Hey, where's Turles?" Kakarot asked.
"He's finishing up some business," Nappa growled at Kakarot as he rubbed his now sore neck. "Just get in your space pod, the coordinates for the next planet is in."
"Where are we going anyway?" Kakarot asked.
"Boy, you ask too many questions," Nappa sighed. "We're going to some puny little planet in a basically empty galaxy, apparently it's the only planet with life on it. I think it's called E-Arth."
"It's pronounced 'Earth' Nappa," Vegeta corrected. "The inhabitants there are weaker than the ones here, personally I don't see the point in sending a five man squadron to some puny planet."
"Maybe it has some hidden value that Lord Fre-" A dark glare from Vegeta instantly shut him up.
"What have I said about mentioning that bastard's name in my presence, Nappa?"
"S-Sorry Prince Vegeta, it won't happen again."
"See that it doesn't." Vegeta said as Turles appeared.
"I'm all done," he said. "Let's hurry, this place is starting to reek of rotting corpses."
"I know, the stench is the best part." Nappa grinned. Turles rolled his eyes and hopped into his own space pod as the five Sayains left the now empty planet and headed for their next destination.
Sometime around 3 am Bulma found herself waking up to the sound of an explosion, quickly she jumped up and went outside leaving ChiChi, who hadn't even flinched at the noise, asleep in the house.
"What the hell?" she noticed smoke about fifty yards away and quickly she ran toward it, once she got there she was shocked to find two boys, one that looked around her age and the other looked closer to ChiChi's, lying unconscious in a huge crater.
"Holy crap." Bulma whispered.
A/N: First DBZ story (which is weird since it's my favorite show) and I know that was kind of a cliché chapter but I still hoped you liked it and I'd love some reviews.