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Greetings.
Wha- wait! Don't leave just yet! Why the rush?
I am sure it wouldn't even take enough of your time to make MACARONI and CHEESE to read this.
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They say, "Smiles and laughters are the best antidote."
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Down bellow lies our beloved Kung Fu pals' jokes and silly antics.
Why miss the chance to smile and laugh at our dear pals?
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That's correct.
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Why miss a chance to have a couple of smiles and cups of laughter to be etched upon our faces?
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plus, they are good for the body and mind.
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
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FIRST PAGE - Awesomeness
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! Check out the awesomeness of my awesome Kick of Awesomeness!
8 hours ago · Comment · Like · Share
Master Monkey, Master Crane and 5 others like this.
Mantis The Great Po my man, do you really not know any words other than awesome? 'Cause this status of yours really isn't creative.
7 hours ago
Mantis The Great And your name too. The Awesome Dragon Warrior? Really?
7 hours ago
Mantis The Great And what's with that exclamatory mark at the end of your name?
7 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Gee. Have anything else to say about my awesomeness?
6 hours ago
Mantis The Great Maybe.
6 hours ago
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"Why?" Po raised his brows while crossing his arms at the same time, "What's so wrong about my awesomeness?"
"No, there's nothing wrong with your 'awesomeness'," Mantis said, his voice laced with sarcasm.
"Then why did you have to comment about that!"
"What that?" Mantis deadpanned.
"That! That commenting thing you did in my status!" Po pointed out while jabbing his fingers towards the bug.
"Oh that!" Mantis quirked his eyes and leaped onto Po's right shoulder. Then he patted the panda's head, "I did that for your own good."
Then he jumped down and started to walk away from the panda.
"How's that for my own good!?" Po exclaimed to nobody in particular.
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Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop Attention everyone! In honor of my son rescuing China, every purchase of 5 bowls of noodles comes with an extra free dumpling, dragon warrior size! But with an extra payment of 5 yuan.
4 hours ago · Comment · Like · Share
Mr. Rabbit and 47 others like this.
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Dad! Don't do your promotion thingy on Facebook!
4 hours ago
Mr. Ping's Noodles Shop And why not?
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! Because...it's not cool.
4 hours ago
Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop Nonsense! This is a good way to let more people know about my clever promotion! Plus, I don't have to waste my money on making the posters anymore.
4 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! That is really not cool dad.
4 hours ago
Master Monkey Really Po? That's your only comeback? Lame!
4 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Stay out of this Monkey! This matter is between me and my dad only. This is top secret discussion between us only.
4 hours ago
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Master Monkey to Awesome Dragon Warrior! Sorry to burst your bubble Po, but how does having your top secret discussion with your father on Facebook makes it 'top secret discussion'?
4 hours ago · Comment · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
Master Shifu, Master Tigress, Master Crane, Mantis The Great and 394 others like this.
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Well, all of you will just have to ignore it! Easy right?
4 hours ago
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Master Monkey to Awesome Dragon Warrior! Are you really that stupid?
3 hours ago · Comment · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
Master Shifu, Master Tigress, Master Crane, Mantis The Great and 472 others like this.
Master Tigress Maybe he is.
3 hours ago
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! to Master Monkey Hey what does that mean!?
3 hours ago · Comment · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop Well son, it means what it means. Meaning, are you really that stupid? Oh son, I thought I sent you to school! How could you not know the meaning of those simple words! How could you!? How could you embarrass your own father like that in front of the whole world!
3 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Somehow, I'm not sure if it's me who's embarrassing you…
3 hours ago
Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop What do you mean?
3 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Nothing.
2 hours ago
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Master Yao to Master Shifu Greetings Master Shifu! I think I'll pay a visit to the Jade Palace. I'll see you, the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five soon!
Yesterday at 2 am · Comment · Like · Share
Master Shifu, Awesome Dragon Warrior! and 173 others like this.
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Woah! I didn't know you had a Facebook account Master Yao!
Yesterday at 2 am
Master Yao Well, I had just recently found this site! Oh this Facebook site is really fun! And a cool name you have there, Dragon Warrior. I want to try it too!
Yesterday at 2 am
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Master Yao just recently changed his name to Awesome Master Yao!
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Awesome Master Yao! to Awesome Dragon Warrior! What do you think, awesome dragon warrior?
12 hours ago · Comment · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
Awesome Dragon Warrior! And 427 others like this.
Awesome Dragon Warrior! That. Is. So. COOL! Awesome Master Yao!
12 hours ago
Awesome Master Yao! You are awesome too Awesome Dragon Warrior!
12 hours ago
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Master Shifu just recently changed his name to Awesome Master Shifu!
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Awesome Master Shifu! to Awesome Master Yao! I'm awesome too right Master Yao?
12 hours ago · Comment · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
Awesome Master Yao! and 1874 others like this.
Awesome Master Yao! Of course you are awesome too my boy!
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Awesome Master Shifu! Yay!
12 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! ...
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Master Tigress …
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Mantis The Great …
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Master Monkey Somehow, this is more awkward than the time when Master Shifu agreed to do Oppa Gangnam Style in front of Master Oogway as it was his lash wish…
12 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Wow! Seriously? How did you find that out?
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Awesome Master Shifu! Yes Monkey, I'm also interested in knowing how you got a hold of that information.
12 hours ago
Master Monkey Wait, it's true? I just made that up!
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Awesome Master Shifu! …...
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! …
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Mantis The Great …
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Awesome Master Shifu! Stop that!
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1 event invitation.
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Monkey's Funeral
Yes · No · Maybe
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"What the!" the panda raised both his hands above his head, "Why is it my fault?"
While the primate just glared at the panda, "Of course it is your fault! If you didn't have to be…awesome with Master Yao, Master Shifu wouldn't be looking for me to KILL me right now!"
The panda laughed, "Relax Monkey! I'm sure what Master Shifu said on Facebook was just an expression of how mad he was."
But before the primate could protest, an angry voice boomed, "MONKEY WHERE ARE YOU!"
The panda shrieked while the primate quickly said his might-be last words to the panda, "Po, if I live through this hellish situation, I swear I will kill you," then he took off and fled to safety.
And the panda just stood there, unable to move.
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Master Tigress Will I ever find love?
6 hours ago · Comment · Like · Share
The Pig Who Wants To Know Love and 1638 others like this.
Master Monkey Wow.
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Master Crane Wow.
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Mantis The Great Wow.
6 hours ago
Awesome Master Shifu! Will you all stop repeating the same thing over and over again? It's annoying!
6 hours ago
Mantis The Great Okay?
6 hours ago
Master Viper Um, you people are forgetting the real problem here! Tigress! Are you okay?
6 hours ago
Master Tigress No! I am not okay! I want to fall in love!
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Awesome Master Shifu! Don't even think about saying 'wow' or '….'.
6 hours ago
Mantis The Great Um, okay?
6 hours ago
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The Midnight Stranger to Master Tigress My beautiful feline, you are the most beautiful tiger I've ever seen in my whole…three years of becoming the Dragon Warr- um, I did not type the Dragon Warrior! Um…I typed the Midnight Stranger! Yes! I am the Midnight Stranger, and I love you Master Tigress!
5 hours ago · Comment · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
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Mantis The Great Isn't it so damn obvious that this 'Midnight Stranger' is Po?I mean come on! Tigress will know right away it is you Po!
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Master Tigress Really? Do you really love me Midnight Stranger?
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Mantis The Great …
5 hours ago
Mantis The Great Okay, I take back my previous comment.
5 hours ago
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"WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE."
In the beautiful world of the Survival of The Fittest, a tiger would be the hunter and a panda would be the PREY.
And of course, in this fabulous world of anthropomorphic animals, it stays the same. Albeit, it's just that the rule applies a teeny-weeny bit differently.
"I-I swear! I only meant to ma- GAH!"
The prey was able to only choke out incoherent senses out. Poor him. His current condition?
Only a step and a skip away from being the newest, first, and last grilled -grinded, if I may- panda ever.
Yikes.
"Not only did you have shamed me, you have also shamed Kung Fu. YOUR NAME SHALL GO DOWN BOTH THE HISTORY OF VIRTUAL AND REAL WORLD AS A DISGRACE."
Another whimper was let out from the panda.
Apparently, our fat panda friend, Po, had been gifted the audacity to mess around Tigress' Facebook account and put on a show for the entire world to feast on.
Yeah, that entire "Tigress-wants-to-fall-in-love-fiasco" had been Po's fault.
Which is exactly why, the role of prey-hunter in this world applies a bit differently.
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But now, both fortunately and unfortunately for the prey, the hunter had decided to end this one-sided massacre.
And thus the breathtaking finishing touch; the panda was forced to face his nemesis.
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! Yay! Happy Feast everybody! It's Winter Holiday!
today at 0.00 am · Comment · Like · Share
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Master Viper Happy holiday Po.
today at 5.37 am
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! to Master Tigress, Master Crane, Master Monkey, Mantis The Great, Master Viper, Master Shifu, and practically everybody he knows Happy holidaay!
5 hours ago · Comment · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
Mantis The Great Geez Po, I'm more than sure we all had seen your first post.
5 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Yeah, but that was in general! I'd have to say it again in person to everyone we know specifically too right?
5 hours ago
Master Monkey ...
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Mantis The Great You're right Po.
5 hours ago
Mantis The Great So, you want to give your greetings to particularly everybody you know in person?
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! Yep!
5 hours ago
Mantis The Great Swear on Monkey's almond cookies?
5 hours ago
Master Monkey Hey! Why my cookies?
5 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Sure!
5 hours ago
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Mantis The Great toAwesome Dragon Warrior! Po, you HAVE to go to everybody you know and give them your greetings, IN PERSON. You know, FACE TO FACE.
5 hours ago · Comment · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
Awesome Dragon Warrior! Wha? No way! Why?
5 hours ago
Mantis The Great You've sworn on Monkey's almond cookies~
5 hours ago
Master Crane Whoo! Good going Mantis!
5 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! ...
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! fine...
5 hours ago
Mantis The Great Don't forget about that Soothsayer from Gongmen City!
5 hours ago
Awesome Dragon Warrior! WHAT!?
5 hours ago
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Fidget.
Munch-munch.
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Breadcrumbs.
"What the heck, Po? What are you being all nervous for?"
"Of course I'm nervous! It's- it's... IT'S-"
"Whoa-whoah! Calm down Po!" The primate hastily gripped the panda's shoulders.
"Leave him be, Monkey. This is Po you're trying to handle here."
"But Tigress, he's never been like this before!"
But all the primate got was an indifferent look from the feline.
"Alright, fine. I'll drop it."
And the primate literally dropped the panda down the hard soil.
"Ouch."
It seems that after being dropped onto the floor, the panda had calmed down.
"Oh! Finally! You're not upset anymore right? Now gimme back my cookies!"
"Huh? No way! I've went through a lot of trouble so I-"
"Who said those cookies were gonna be your reward? Swearing on it doesn't mean that those concerned are your reward."
This time, Mantis has pipped in.
"But Monkey gave me his cookies so I though that's because-"
"-you are upset." Monkey finished his sentence. "And, you eat when you're upset right?"
Crane's chuckles filled the silent air.
The panda looked defeated for a moment before regaining back his confidence to retort, all for the glory of having almond cookies before THE moment, "But still! That aside, do you know how very tiring it is to go to Gongmen City? I-"
"You brought that dread upon yourself." Mantis deadpanned, again.
Hearing that, said panda spluttered, "Wha- Who-, argh! Why didn't you let me finish!?"
"You're just gonna 'counterattack' by burning me ears off of your 'misfortune' right? I'd rather not hear it."
"But-!"
"You know what? Just build a bridge and GET. OVER. IT."
At that, the others chuckled while said victim groaned out loud.
When suddenly, the felt heat and extremely bright explosions from above them.
Viper gasped, "Guys! It's time!"
Almost in synch, all heads turned upwards.
Fireworks with different colours and patterns each filled the beautiful night sky. Going in all direction, the fireworks warmed the hearts of all of it's spectators.
And watching it from the best spot in the world, which is beside the Sacred Peach Tree, they all looked at the bundles of joy up in the air with gentle looks.
With a 100-watt smile, Po brought all his dear friends into a big group hug.
"Happy new year guys!"
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Awesome Dragon Warrior! Happy New Year everyone!
just now · Comment · Like · Share
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Never kills to spend our time to be joyful.
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That is, if you were.
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"Dedicated to bring smiles and laughters to each and everyone of us."
- recently updated on
January 5, 2014
by the way, did anybody catch my drift when I said, "...wouldn't even take your time enough to make MACARONI and CHEESE to read this."?