Written randomly, while watching 30 Rock. Based it off that show. Hope you like the random comedy! Yes, my OCs are included, cuz I'm a nerd. They are mine, MINE! :P

Anyway… Enjoy!

Chapter 1.

Mello, Matt, and Near, L's 3 successors. Mello, Matt, L, and Watari are alive. Don't ask why.

"You three, I have chosen my successor. With the help of Watari and Rodger." L spoke normally, his voice slightly smiling.

In the room was also the Japanese Task Force, and the SPK.

"Mello, its you."

The statement was brief, and the silence following it was unbearable. Near remained emotionless. Mello was in shock. Matt suddenly yelled out, "HOLY S***! CONGRATS MELLO!"

Matt gave Mello a one-arm hug, with a huge smile. The news must have sunk in, because Mello had a huge grin. Near placed his hand on Mello's shoulder and actually smiled, Matt noticed, Mello did not. Watari chuckled, and Rodger patted Mello on the back.

Yet, the next day is when the truly surprising news was heard.

"L! There is a problem…" Watari entered the room.

"Yes?" L was in the middle of briefing Mello and Matt on their futures.

"As Near did not show up… I went to retrieve him… He's gone!"

"WHAT?"