2069, I was about to die, I saw the nuclear bomb descending from the sky; it was over.
BOOM!
Russia succeeded.
Nevada is all gone, including Katy Perry, Kate Upton, Charlotte McKinney, and Selena Gomez.
6 years later, USA invades Russia, 1 nuclar bomb on the Russians completely dominated them, now there is mass global warming, and 1,300 Russians are dying every minute.
A huge famine and drought is happening due to spoiled food supplies and evaporated water.
Kim Jong-Un IV attacks Pearl Harbor and sends all the reinforcements from his 85 countries that he colonized into Hawaii, leading to another nuclear bomb attack.
Hawaiians are non-existant now, due to the Tretrigintillions of Neuroprophets and 9 Quadrillion Goon VI's infesting the earth and the support of Kim Jong-Un IV's army.
Insects have made some sort of neurological invention using the mind to ascend into different worlds.
Because of this, 806 people every second are turning homosexual in belief of Homo-Insectology, where becoming gay will please S.L.A.V.E., the new imperial God that will make you live the after world in eternal torture if not pleased.
Christianity is extinct, men are growing boobs, and women are developing new extraterrestrial nails.
The other 7.1 trillion unaffected people are on the internet constantly, unable to get out.
The end is soon, we are all going to die.
...
Then comes our hero, Natsu Dragneel comes out of the sky and destroys the internet, including this website, which he claims is the spawn of S.L.A.V.E.'s dead on enemy, F.R.E.E.W.I.L.L, due to the mass amount of lemons located on the site.
6 dollars a pound for lemons!?
What a rip-off, screw the Earth.
A NAPKINS PRODUCTION
Lucy: Natsu, have you been paying for the internet?
Natsu: No, honey. Screw the internet
Bob: OHHHHHHH NATSUUUU, UGHHH HARDER HARDER!
Natsu: Quiet, we don't want Lucy to hear this shit.