Hi. I was reading WSGB by chuckles-lives-on and I decided to make my own. This is not a trollfic.

One normal day Bramblestar was normally eating a normal mouse. Up in Starclan, Firestar was bored of all the normalness. Leafpool, who randomly died of an unexplained reason, read Firestar's mind and invented a way to make the clans insane.

"Hey Firestar, remember that big bag of catmint you have? You should give it to the clans!"

Firestar jumped up, suddenly immensly excited.

He was so excited that rainbows started appearing all over StarClan.

"That's, like, totally the best idea ever!" He meowed excitedly. He produced a large bag of catmint from some random pocket and handed it to Leafpool.

"Send the messenger of randomness to deliver it," Firestar instructed. Leafpool saluted and ran off. The messenger of randomness randomly appeared out of nowhere carringing a mailbag. Leafpool thrust the catmint into his bag.

"Feed it to the clans," she told him.

"Ok," he said, and teleported to ThunderClan. The whole clan looked up as the messenger of randomness appeared in the clearing.

"The great and mighty Firestar has sent you catmint. NOW EAT UP!"

All the cats started eating the catmint and went crazy.

"I NOW NAME THIS CLAN POTATOCLAN!" Screamed Bramblestar.

"PotatoClan! PotatoClan!" The cats cheered.

Somewhere far, far away a sparkly pink turtle died.

Then the most beautiful she-cat in the world came out of the warriors den in a huge cloud of golden smoke. She was a silver cat with bright blue eyes that looked like she had stars in her fur.

"My name is Silvershine," she mewed. All the toms stared at her.

"What? You've never seen a pretty she-cat before?" She asked innocently, batting her eyelashes.

Then Berrynose blew up because nobody liked him.

"LET US GO TO ZE GATHERING!" Yowled Bramblestar, since the gathering just randomly happened to be at whatever time he wanted, and the cats of PotatoClan followed.

It turned out that the other clans got catmint too.

"WE ARE NOW PIECLAN!" Screamed Onestar

WE ARE NOW PARTYCLAN!" Screamed Mistystar

WE ARE NOW BOMBCLAN!" Screamed Blackstar

The island suddenly became a disco floor.

IT'S A SIGN!" Yelled PartyClan

The cats of all clans ate lots of sugar and became extremely hyper. Then they danced all night. And all day. And all month. Then donuts rained from the sky.

"Did I ever tell you about the time than donuts rained from the sky?" Asked Purdy annoyingly.

The cats ate all the donuts and the end result was a group of very fat cats.

"I WANT CHEETOS!" Demanded Onestar.

Cheetos rained from the sky.

"Did I ever tell you about the time when cheetos rai-

"YES!" Screeched Silvershine

And then Squirrelflight broke the fourth wall by doing that random mime thing in Tangled.

"Gasp!" Gasped Gaspkit

Then Ferncloud had more kits.

Gaspkit

Potatokit

Randomkit

Tobiaskit

Triskit

Katnisskit

Peetakit

Piekit

Wafflekit

Fartcloudkit

Dumbkit

Captainobviouskit

Superheroeskit

Thescriptkit

Mockingjaykit

Frozenkit

Annakit

Elsakit

Letitgokit

Hippokit

Sparklekit

Glitterkit

And Zebrakit

Suddenly Tigerstar appeared evily and killed all the random elders.

"Did I ever tell you the story of how I was evily killed by Tigerstar?" Purdy rasped.

Then all the toms of other clans started flirting with Silvershine.

"GO AWAY!" She screeched. All the toms except Blackstar backed away.

Silvershine clapped her paws together and Blackstar turned into a marshmallow.

"YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS!?" Gasped all the cats.

Silvershine grinned. "Yep. I am the authoress' cat, you know."

"ALL HAIL SILVERSHINE!" The cats bowed down to her.

Then Frozenkit, Annakit, Elsakit, and Letitgokit started singing Let It Go.

"LET IT GO, LET IT GO, CA-

"NO SINGING FROZEN!" Silvershine screeched. Frozenkit, Annakit, Elsakit, and Letitgokit turned into small piles of beef jerkey.

Ferncloud leaped at Silvershine angrily. She was teleported onto a random unicorn flying over Spain.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"LETS HAVE A HUNGER GAMES!" Screamed Katnisskit

"NO!" Screamed ihatehungergameskit

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"CHEETOS!" Yelled Onestar, striking a dramatic pose.

Somewhere in Starclan…

Firestar facepawed. "Too much catmint!" He wailed.

And there is chapter one! Hope you enjoyed it. This is kind of an introduction so hopefully the other chapters will be longer. I am accepting some OCs but not too many. To get an OC in you need to answer the question of the day. If you get the question right you ger a cookie. If you get 3 cookies you get an OC in the story.

QOTD: Who is Tallstar's best friend?

Do not answer this question! A new question is availible.