Summary: Naruto and Sasuke email each other… fun ensues… :P
Disclaimer: Do you really think that I own Naruto??
Warning: some cursing…. Yeah… eventual suggestive things…
Email Frenzy
LastUchiha is now Online
LastUchiha's status is bored and murderous
LastUchiha is currently in his room
TheNextHokage is now Online
TheNextHokage's status is happy and hyper
TheNextHokage is currently in his room
To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Your email address sucks… shouldn't it be more like Betrayingstupidassbastardwithnofriends?
With Love From: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
I'll change my email address to that when you change yours to Hyperactivedobewithafriendcomplex
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
I so do not have a friend complex….
With Love From: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Yes you do… if a friend is in trouble you become totally obsessed….
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
That's called just being a friend… why does my caring seem to be a problem??
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Normal friends don't stalk their friends half way round the ninja world so they can stop their training and revenge…
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Who said I was normal?? Besides you're my best friend, I get to make exceptions for you
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Something is wrong with you….
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Your come back list has now become officially pathetic….
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Look who's talking dobe
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
I'm looking Teme
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Not hard enough apparently…
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
What's hard enough for you??
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
…… Holy Crap Naruto…. Did you even read what you just wrote…
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
went back and looked at what he wrote…. ……. Perverted teme……
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Your own damn fault…..
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Sasuke don't tell me you're…. you know…. "happy" now……
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Right Naruto… cause that would happen after one sentence typed in an email….
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Hey you never know……. So what would it take….??
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Damnit Naruto Stop it!!
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Haha, Sasuke is a perverted emailing bastard now…. Maybe that should be your email address grins evilly
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
You're a whore….
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
And you're a pervert… what else you got?
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Naruto I said stop it!!
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Hey Not my fault you take everything I type the wrong way!!
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
You realize I'm going to have to come over now right….??
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
You're such a horny bastard…
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Did you really think that after all that I was not going to come over??
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Bastard I don't want you to come over… you're my friend… I don't want to have anything to do with you…. In that way!!
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Your own damn fault dobe…
With absolutely no love whatsoever: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
MY FAULT!? YOU'RE THE HORNY BASTARD!!
With Love from: Naruto
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To: TheNextHokage
From: LastUchiha
Dear Naruto,
Too late, dobe, get the bed ready
With a whole lot of love that is newly formed: Sasuke
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To: LastUchiha
From: TheNextHokage
Dear Sasuke,
Damnit Sasuke I'm locking the door!!
With no longer any love: Naruto
LastUchiha is now Offline
LastUchiha's status is happy and horny
LastUchiha is currently in Naruto's room
TheNextHokage is now Offline
TheNextHokage's status is terrified… o.O
TheNextHokage is currently hiding far away from his room
Haha, ok there you go… I was really really really really really bored…. And yeah this story idea just called to me…. so yeah Sasuke's a horny bastard and Naruto has a lot of that's what she said moments….. And I know I wont' be on for like a week/week and a half… so I thought I'd be really nice and post this to say good bye… I'll be at a family reunion in Latvia (which is right by Russia for those of you who don't know…) so I hope you all have a great next week without me….!! I loves you all!!