A/N: So this is my first Bleach fic, hopefully many more to come :), but this is a purely random system of one-shots here, me literally picking them out of a hat and such, so it's all crack really. I listed about 61 characters on a paper, cut em, and then picked them out. I don't know how long in between updates, and I don't know how long each one-shot is, or how long this will go on to, so bare with me. Without further interruptions, here's chapter one.

NOTE: I do NOT own Bleach in any way or form, but If I did, their would be some kind of romance by now :D

Characters: Yumichika x Luppi

Chapter One: First Impression

'Who the HELL is that?' Yumichika thought admirably. It has been a long time since someone could rival Yumichika Ayasegawa in beauty, and he just found someone who could do just that. Yumichika was out resting from his previous spar with Ikkaku on Earth, when he noticed an odd spiritual pressure moving towards his location, one that could've been an Espada level, and it was closing in fast, so he shut off his reiatsu and hid in the branches of nearby trees. When his object of current attention came into view, his jaw nearly dropped at the person, no, arrancar, in front of him.

He could clearly see that the man had a lean, thin, frame, and that he was a few inches shorter than Yumichika. The man had pretty similar jet black hair, except the stranger's hair was a bit shorter, and more of a frame around his face, with a mask remnant of a top two teeth on his left side. Above his left eye was a small row of three purple-ish diamonds across the top of his eyebrow. His eyes were a lavender color, VERY similar to Yumichika's own eyes, which were a deeper purple, and his lips were in what seemed like a permanent smirk.

After his quick analyzation of the powerful arrancar, he quickly judged he should ran away as fast as he can, although he still wished he can watch a bit longer. Fate had different plans however, and Yumichika's plan was quickly foiled when he tried to shunpo away and the branch he was resting on snapped under his full weight. He fortunately landed on his feet, but unfortunately the arrancar immediately noticed his presence and darted to his position.

"What do we have here…" the arrancar sneered, "Could be so lucky to have found ANOTHER shinigami?" he mocked.

"It seems you have, Espada." Yumichika hissed back, "However, I have not come for a fight, I was simply minding my own business, when you happened to wander along into my beautiful presence!" he finished. The Espada was stunned for once in his short life. The man before him was right, he was quite beautiful, though he would never admit to anyone. He was still curious about the man though.

"I see then, shinigami, may I have the pleasure of at least knowing your name in our brief meeting?" The Espada had questioned, hoping he would get to know him a little bit.

Yumichika pondered it for a moment, then answered proudly "Yumichika Ayasegawa, fifth seat of Eleventh Division of the Gotei thirteen, and your name would be?"

The Espada smirked at Yumichika. "Luppi," he answered, "Luppi Antenor."

"Well then Luppi," Yumichika started, "Shall we go find a decent diner to eat at?"

"I can go for a bite to eat…" Luppi answered.

'This is going to be fun…'