Pokébreeder Abel – Chapter 1
There are certain pokémon that professional researchers have said couldn't be bred, but they don't know anything!
Abel was just walking down Route 23 when Ace Trainer Grant saw him and exclaimed,
"I see you over there! Let's battle! Dude!"
And Abel boldly replied, "Nah, man, I'm good."
The Ace Trainer was shocked for a second because most people who passed by him were mute and always battled him without a second thought.
"Uhhh, you have to battle. It's the rules and shit, bro." said Grant.
"Nah, man, suck it." And Abel left without another word.
As he walked he passed by another trainer that wasn't just standing in the same place waiting for someone to pass by. This trainer was wearing a red hat, a blue hoodie, and had a Pikachu sittting on his shoulder.
"Awww dude what a total chode. What do pikachus base stats even add up to, like 320? I bet he doesn't even know how EVs and natures work. What a loser" Abel thought to himself.
All of a sudden, Abel's rival, Hugh, came running up to him through the tall grass where not even a single wild Pokémon bothered him at all. I mean what the hell every time I walk through glass I get like 30 pokémon running train on me and npcs can walk through like they have perma Repel on. You can't afford that. I know, I've taken all your money through the last 30 fights you forced on me.
"I heard you beat the gym leader, Abel. I did, too. Now it's time to see who's the stronger trainer!" Hugh exclaimed.
"No dice, Hugh. I've got better things to do; and by the way, I never said you were my rival. You made that up yourself. My pokémon are always like 10 levels higher than you anyway because you skip all the trainers on each route and I have to fight every single one of them. You're a total bitch, man."
Clearly, Abel hurt Hugh's enormous ego. Hugh began crying.
"Dude, just fight me, ok? This is all I have. Fighting is all I have! Oh, god! My life! I'm only 16 years old and I'm already this washed up. Fight me! Please!"
Abel felt pity for Hugh. "Oh, all right."
Hugh sent out his Samurott. Abel only had one pokémon on him at the time, so he really didn't have the option of going easy on the pitiful loser in front of him.
"Go, Rayogredontworamromosas!" shouted Abel as he threw his pokéball. A giant dragon with 8 different heads came out. It had the head of Rayquaza, Kyogre, Groudon, Mewtwo, Reshiram, Zekrom, Latios, and Latias. Like I said, Abel could breed anything. The giant pokémon shot a giant beam at the small Samurott, killing it completely it one attack. Hugh stood there in disbelief. The giant beam pierced the core of Unova and the entire world, killing everyone, especially those douches with the incredibly stupid names in the Orre region. Abel lived though, because he's the main character and shit.
End of Chapter 1.