Ten reasons why Amber Von Tussle hates Link Larkin:

i. He carries around a pocket mirror.

ii. He uses lip balm.

iii. He's ridiculously unsure of himself.

iv. His moral compass always, always faces north.

v. He's about as deep as a puddle.

vi. His idea of a wild night is sitting inside and watching 'The Twilight Zone'.

vii. He trails after her like some long-lost retarded puppy.

viii. He's using her to get to Velma.

ix. He keeps eyeing up that fat do-gooder, Tracy.

x. He's not Corny Collins.