15 RESONS NOT TO GIVE A DRAGON ICE CREAM
AN. I don't own ice cream, how to train your dragon, or if you give a mouse a cookie
1. They might get brain freeze
2. They will start shooting fire balls at you trying to get rid of the brain freeze
3. They might catch your house on fire trying to get rid of the brain freeze by shooting fireballs
4. Your house's fire could spread to all of the village
5. Including the chief's house
6. Stoick could kick you out of the village for burning it down
7. When you get kicked out you might become a pirate
8. When you become a pirate you spend all your money on a ship
9. Since you got a ship you debate on selling your dragon
10. If you keep your dragon it burns down your new ship
11. If you get rid of your dragon it burns down your new ship
12. When your ship burns down you try to swim to shore
13. If you try to swim to shore a whale could swallow you
14. Since a whale swallowed you now live in the whale's gut
15. All because you gave a dragon ice cream