Lately, Hakurei shrine has been receiving an awful lot of donations, Reimu checked the donation box this morning and found a lot of coins, this has been happening for three days now. To Reimu however, this isn't a thing worth celebrating over.
It was a sign.
Later that night, Reimu hid herself behind the donation box, watching cautiously for any suspicious activity, suddenly, she heard a springy sound that goes "Toing, toing, toing." And the sound is getting closer and closer.
She felt a shadow looming over her, and she watched the shadow lifting some lid away.
She turned around and glared at the figure.
It was an anthropomorphic dragon wearing a Hawaiian floral blouse and khaki trekking shorts. His blouse is unbuttoned, showing his well ripped abdominal muscles and he is staring right back at Reimu.
"…Oh, erm, I am home, Reimu."
"Oh hello there, Dad…!" Reimu greeted her birth father in a sarcastic tone, before unleashing a brutal danmaku attack on his face, exploding on impact.
"…Pesky little brat…! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?" the dragon (voiced by Gregg Berger) shouted angrily as he cleared the smoke through causing a gust by flapping his wings.
"WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOURSELF!", Reimu yelled back at her father, charging into him with her yin yang orbs encircling her, preparing to use her Musou Fujin on him, the dragon of Gensokyo.
Their epic clash shook the entire foundation of Gensokyo and… *use your imagination here*
"Ahhh, this is the life…, yep, that's that." the dragon said in a very lazy tone as he stretched his back, looking at his daughter, equally naked, satisfied and covered in semen.
"You know Dad, sooner or later people are going to find out about us…" Reimu winced as she hugged her beloved father, the father whom she never hugged in ages.
"God damn it, Yukari, Byakuren, Eirin, Yuuka, Satori, Yuyuko, Kanako and even that Remilia brat are all telling me the same thing you said! Besides, everybody knows that the dragons are not around in Gensokyo anymore…!" the dragon said in much arrogance as he snickered, stood up and puts on his boxers. "Anyways, among all the others I mentioned, your tight little pussy is still the best." The shameless dragon squats down, and pecks Reimu on her neck.
"And I am supposed to reply that your dick was the best… after all, you are the only man who can do it with me…" Reimu seductively replied, even though that this was incest; the brazen miko was not bothered by it at all, since she gets paid.
As the dragon prepares to leave, he noticed that all the angry lesbian partners of the above mentioned women, led by Marisa (Reimu's you-know-who), is armed, ready and absolutely furious, glaring right at him.
The unrepentant dragon of Gensokyo fished out a pair of shades (the one that Kamina wears) and puts it on for airs, taking in a deep breath before he shouts it out loud.
"ARE YOU READY GUYS?" the dragon (voiced by Nakai Kazuya this time round) yelled at the women.
The women all gnarled in response.
"PUT YOUR GUNS ON!"
They gnarled and draw their weapons, pointing them at him in response.
"LET'S PARTY!"
Both sides, pervert dragon and pissed off lesbians, charged at each other.
Yukari, Remilia and Yuyuko are happily sipping their tea.
Byakuren is praying for the dragon's safety.
Yuuka, Satori, Kanako and Reimu are playing poker.
Looking at the fireworks that was reduced into a tower of smoke shortly after it began at the Moriya shrine, the women sighed…
Why are all of them so stupid…?
They are after all, straight.
Bunbunmaru Newspaper wishes all readers a (not so) happy father's day in Gensokyo!