Rly confusing and Jake is the person Jasmine has a crush on (Changed the name!) lol I thought it would be funny!
Remy: EMMETT AND ME SITTIN IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G, FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRAIGE THEN COMES ME MURDERING ROSALIE!
Jasmine: this is what i would look like if i kissed Jasper : and thats funnyz
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Remy: JAZZY AND JAZZY SITTIN IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MAIRRAGE THEN COMES ALICE MURDERING YOU!
Jasmine: NO!
Remy: YUP
Jasmine:Y?
Remy: CUZ ALICE DONT LIKE U MARRYIN HER MAN!
Jasmine: oh really?
Remy: REALLY
ONE SECOND! IM GONNA GET ALICE!
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
you meaner
:(
Alice: Hey Rem said you need to talk to me!
Jasmine: ummmm...NO! I! DON"
T!
DON"T!*
Alice: Well she said you wanted to marry my Jazz, I'm Just saying we could...share.
Jasmine: yupz *GRITS TEETH* whispers (not)
Alice: HEY Vampire Hearing Remember!
Jasmine:Yeah whatever... *ROLLS EYES*
Alice: YOU ARE RUDE I WILL KEEP JASPER AWAY FROM YOU
Jasmine: MMMMM...Sure NOOOTTTTTT!
we already kissed
Alice: BBBBBBEEEEEOOOOOTCH I MURDER U!
liker that
no you would break Jasper's heart he lovers me more than you... *DEVILISH SMILE*
Alice: |) - -
DEADDD
Jasmine:NOOOO! Jasper's here right now...
Jasper- Hey Alice
Alice: YOU ARE A PHONY HE IS BESIDE ME!
Jasper- yup and i ran back to Jazzy's because you threatned to kill her
im using a decoy
Alice: *Pokes Jasper, He falls over* JAZZY NO
Jasper-it's not you... well...that's lie it is you... you are soooo clingy
not that im sorry or anything for leaving you though
Alice: Fine i'll go date Jake!
Jasper-OH YEAH? WELL I AM GOING TO MARRY JASMINE AND TURN her INTO A VAMPIRE SO THERE!
Jasper- There we are engaged
Alice: I'LL TURN JAKE INTO A VAMPIRE... NOW I'M GONNA SIC EMMETT ON YOU!
Jasper-Alice...Really... You'
Emmett: YO JAZZ GET UR BUTT DOWN HEAR!
Jasper-Alice...Really...you're treating Emmett like a dog and Emmett you are going to take that? You really are more pathetic than you seem.. And you seem really pathetic..Imagine what Rosalie would say...*TSK TSK*
Rosalie: FYI I FIND THAT EXTREMELY SEXY!
Emmett: SEE NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK JAZZ
Jasper- Ahhh...Rosalie always having to stick up for your boyfriend? too bad you can't see that you're worth more than...ahh well your loss not mine
Emmett: Ha Jasmine me thinks Jasper has a crush on Rose!
Jasmine- ummm i really didn't want this to turn out this way..sorry everybody... i am going to kill myself now...
Emmett: YES!
Remy: NOOO
Rosalie: Whatever
Jasper-well,Jasmine tried but i turned her into a vampire before she could kill herself...and she still feels guilty.. why would that be
Edward: Because you are insane! Now the Quileuttes are after us cause you broke the treaty!
Emmett: When did u get here?
Bella: BELLERZ IS HERE!
Bella:CANNDDDDEEHHH
Jasmine-I ruined every thing Everybody is free to kill me
Remy: WTAB?
Emmett: What?
Remy: What The Aro's Backside?
Bella: Duh!
Jasper- don't listen to Jasmine she's a rookie Vampire
Alice: Ah
Remy: EMMY TURN ME3 INTO A VAMPIRE!
Emmett: OK! *Bites Remy*
Remy: VAMPIRE POWERS!
Jasmine-their not that great for me... I ruin everything
Emmett: Uh-Oh
Rosalie: What?
Emmett: Remy just bit Bella
Bella: WHOOO VAMPIRE POWERS!
Remy: WHOOPSY!
Jasper-Ha! where's Edward?
Remy: *Pauses* I DOT KNOW! EDDIE WHERE ARE YOU!
Emmett: found him!
Jasper-Crap!
Bella: WHERE IS HE!
Jasmine-will he kill me? *HOPEFUL*
Emmett: He's under the table!
Jasper and Jasmine-?WHYYY?
*Remy and Emmett go under the table while cuddling Edward* HAPPINESS!
Jasmine-KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE! PLZ *FRUSTRATION MAKES JASMINE BURST INTO TEARS
parents home
Emmett: Who?
JASMINE"S PARENTS ARE HOME!
Eddie: HELP MEEEE
wha's up?
Edward is having a breakdown
interesting... I killed Jasper
I killed Rosalie!
ok i lied i didn't kill Jasper
i just knocked him out
i didn't! ROSE IS DEAD
3:48 PMJasmine
How did Emmett take it
?
He was like ROSE NOOOO and then he got over it!
A/N HAHA Rlly confusing I know but I wanted to post this!