Alright, well, here's a thing. Basically, every chapter is just a different conversation between our favorite dorks. If it's awful, I apologize, but my friends encouraged it. Please ignore the fact that these are in a completely random order, and also the fact that group chat technology was not quite so advanced at the time that some of these convos would take place. Willing suspension of disbelief and all that.
Dedicating this to my on GC who give me way more confidence than I probably should have. Nevertheless, here were are. (feat. Sorkin's best characters)
Josh to Secret Plan to Fight Inflation: Happy Turkey Day fools
Sam: HAPPY TURKEY DAY. WE HAVE TURKEY. I LOVE TURKEY!
CJ: Why you insist on sending this thanksgiving text every year is beyond me
Josh: It's tradition
Josh: We do it for all the holidays
Sam: Yeah DUH
CJ: We do it for all the holidays because we're not together on those days. We're always together on thanksgiving you're literally two rooms down from me right now
Sam: IM IN THE MIDDLE
Toby: I hate you all
Donna: Why do you hate me? :(
Toby: except for Donna
Sam: rude.
Josh: double rude.
Donna: :*
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Charlie: HAPPY TURKEY DAY
CJ: little late to the party Charles
Charlie: excuse me but I'm the one who actually has to stay on the farm and wake up at the crack of dawn to help my father in law MAKE the turkey for all you ungrateful people
Toby: don't call me ungrateful on thanksgiving
Toby: It's the only day of the year when I say nice things, and I'd like it to be recognized
Sam: I'm not ungrateful. I was yelling about the turkey. That's how grateful I am. Grateful enough to require yelling.
Josh: Wait...Charlie and jed MAKE the turkey? How do they do that? I thought only turkeys could make turkeys
CJ: Whose idea was it to start this group chat because I'm about to disband it
Sam: Do you even know how group chats work?
CJ: Not exactly no
Josh: If you leave and/or kick us out we're just gonna start a new one without you so
Charlie: Don't we already have one of those?
Donna: Um...no?
Sam: Charlie that's the GUYS' chat
Charlie: Oh whoops donnas not in that one either
Donna: wow.
Toby: Would you all please stop texting each other so we can get a move on already?
Sam: I AGREE! Let's get the turkey Charlie birthed!