After watching something from the Completionist from Youtube, I noticed something. From Final Fantasy VII onwards, the characters don't dance. They instead have victory poses. So, I thought of a what-if for the Final Fantasy VII characters. Yeah, this'll probably be stupid.
-miano53
Victory Dance
During a battle with some Dark Dragons…
Cloud, fighting with Tifa and Barret at his side, was tired after fighting nearly twenty minutes of some Dark Dragons at the Northern Crater. Using his limit break, Omnislash, Cloud defeated the last of the Dark Dragons.
"BOOM!" Barret yelled.
"Way to go," Tifa said, cheering.
Something odd then happened, confusing the whole party (in the fight and on the sidelines). A familiar tune started playing and Cloud recognized it as the "Victory Tune".
He prepared himself to do his victory pose when Tifa, Barret and he spun around in a circle. They then did something that shocked the party members on the sidelines. They started dancing.
"What the…? What the (beep) are they doing!" Cid yelled, cursing.
"Why are they dancing?" Yuffie asked.
"It looks…primitive," Red XIII said.
"I dunno. The lads and lass look rather funny," Cait Sith said.
Vincent just looked at it and was confused.
Cloud and the dancing active party started panicking. "What is this!" he yelled, dancing.
"I…W-We're dancing," Tifa said, uncontrollably dancing.
"My legs won't stop moving! Sephiroth! What the heck!" Cloud yelled.
"I can't stop!" Barret yelled.
"Why are my legs and arms doing this? I don't even know!" Cloud yelled.
"I can't stop dancing!" Tifa yelled.
"I can't either!" Cloud yelled.
Barret, still panicking as he thought they were going to dance until they die, looked over at the sideline party and yelled, "TELL MARLENE I LOVE HER!"
"I need a tranq!" Cloud yelled.
"Someone help us!" Tifa screamed.
"Gimme a Twix! It'll help!" Cloud yelled.
"How can candy help?" Yuffie yelled.
"JUST GIVE ME THE CANDY!" Cloud screamed.
"You gotta say please," Yuffie said.
"GIVE ME THE (BEEP) CANDY!" Cloud yelled.
"Just stop panicking. We'll find a way to save ya," Cait Sith said.
"TELL MARLENE I LOVE HER!" Barret screamed.
"Someone cast 'Stop'!" Tifa yelled.
"TELL HER I LOVE HER!" Barret screamed, now crying manly tears.
After casting 'Stop' on the party, they found out that the music brought back old memories of other days (older Final Fantasies).
Well, that's what happens when the party discovers the Victory Dance of old.