After me and ReEna-Kk had a conversation about how amazing Sasori would be if he was Polish, I have decided to write a fanfiction which includes, You guessed it, Polish Sasori.

I've actually read a few fanfics where Sasori is Polish, and it actually works really well^^

I'd like to thank ReEna-Kk for providing me with so much information about Poland, I wouldn't get anywhere in this fic without her! If you have the time, please pop by and have a look at her profile^^

I'd like to apolagize if I get anything about Poland wrong; I'm an extremely forgetful person, and I can easily make mistakes. So feel free to point anything out to me^^

Anyway, Please enjoy and review^^

Deidara's POV

I was running through a field of flowers, having the time of my life.

A large, fluffy unicorn, galloped up to me, nuzzling my cheek.

"Fluttershy! You came back for me, un!" I smiled, stroking the mane of my unicorn companion. Fluttershy neighed, signalling for me to get onto her soft back.

I chuckled, doing a back-flip onto her back. Immediately, she began galloping along the fields of flowers, sending them into the air.

A stray flower hovered up, landing perfectly behind my ear. I giggled, I had never felt so pretty before.

All of a sudden, Fluttershy's tuneful neighing, turned into an ear-wrenching ringing, and everything went black.

I rolled over, groaning loudly. I ran my hand along the top of my bed-side cabinet, in search of my alarm clock. Eventually, I found the plastic piece of crap, and threw it harshly against my wall, causing it to shut up.

"M'coming back, Fluttershy..." I mumbled, rolling over. I could almost hear her neighing in the distance, as I was slowly drifting back to sleep.

"Deidara, time to get up!" A familiar voice called.

I grumbled, rolling over, hiding my head underneath by fluffy pillow.

"Deidara, I'm talking to you!" The voice called again, trying to pull my covers off me.
"Mum, fuck off!" I screeched, digging my nails into the covers.

I heard my mother sigh, walking across the room. I smirked at my victory, peeping my head out from underneath the pillow, so I didn't die from lack of oxygen.

"Deidara, I made pancakes..." Mum cooed.

Pancakes?

On a Saturday?

Fuck yes.

I immediately sat up, my eyes snapping open. Thankfully, my curtains were still shut, so my room was dim. This meant my eyeballs wouldn't roll to the back of my skull and burst; Which was great.

Until mum pulled open the curtains, sending awful streams of sunlight through my room.

"Fooled you!" She cried, supporting a large grin.

I cried in pain, rolling off my bed, and onto the floor.

"It burns, un!" I screeched, barely able to open my eyes.
"Ah, shut it..." Mum drawled, rolling me onto my back with her foot. "Get up; We need to be at the airport at 8 am."
"What...?" I mumbled, squinting slightly.
"We're picking up the exchange student today, remember?" Mum reminded me, raising an eyebrow.
"Of course I remember, un..." I sighed, beginning to close my eyes.

I didn't remember.

"Deidara, if you get up now, I'll make pancakes..." Mum smiled, in all honestly.
"Deal, un..." I replied, sitting up.

Mum smiled, exiting my room.

We've never had an exchange student before. Ever since my brother moved out, we've had a spare room. My mother, being my mother, didn't want the room going to waste, and opened it up for exchange students, much to me and my brother's disliking.

There has been a recent exchange programme in my school, and as soon as mum heard about it, she informed theml that we had room.

Personally, I didn't like the idea of some weird stranger coming to stay in our house. It actually rather disturbed me. I mean, you wouldn't go out onto the street and yell: "I've got a spare room! Come stay for a couple of weeks, eat my food, use my bathroom, annoy the hell out of me!".

So yeah, I really wasn't looking forward to this new exchange student at all. In fact, I hated the idea. My parents simply didn't understand how much this would effect me. I'd have to clean it, feed it, walk it, train it...

I already had to do that with Hidan! I couldn't do that to another person!

Ok; I guess I was what you would call 'anti-social', due to my behavior towards human beings. I see people I don't know more as pets, than people. Which sounds completely vile and stuck up of me, but I just don't like people.

I slipped on a pair of black, skinny jeans, and a navy-blue, button-up shirt, which I wore with a pair of white converse, and a black waist-coat.

After I had finished dressing myself, I quickly put up my hair, straightening it into shape. I then applied a thick layer of eyeliner.

"Deidara, 40 minutes!" I heard mum yell, the smell of pancakes wafting into my room.

Surrounded by the heavenly smell, I rushed downstairs, into the kitchen. On the table, was a beautiful stack of golden coloured pancakes, topped with a shit-load of syrup.

I immediately sat down, stacking the pancakes onto my plate.

"Love you, mum..." I mumbled, half-way in-between chewing a mouthful of my mother's heavenly food.
"I love you too, son." She smiled, patting my head.

Just as I was about to reach for another slice of heaven, a small ball of fluff zoomed past, and my pancakes were gone.

"Tinkle-fluff, un!" I cried, glaring at the white teacup poodle, who was currently mauling my pancakes.

Tinkle-fluff is my brother's dog. I myself, wanted a sheep. Unfortunately, my parents both decided that a dog would be better, and left my brother in charge to purchase one.

Instead of coming back with a Labrador, like he had promised us, my brother had came back with a teacup poodle.

Which he decided to call "Tinkle-fluff".

When my brother, Kaito, moved out though; He wasn't allowed to take Tinkle-fluff with him, much to my annoyance.

Either way, I disliked the ratty-looking dog.

Tempted to kick the little mutt out of the window, I stood up, getting ready to commit some animal abuse.

"Deidara, leave Tinkle-fluff alone..." Mum sighed, whilst washing up some dishes.
"But he ate my pancakes, un!" I whined, glaring down at the dog.

Yep, that's right. Tinkle-fluff is a boy.

"He was hungry, I'll make you some more later..." Mum replied, washing up the rest of the plates and turning around. "Time to go!" She added, smiling slightly, clearly excited about our new guest.
"Great, un..." I drawled sarcastically, heading towards the door.

Next stop; The airport.

Mega-short chapter. Then again, whenever I start a new fic, the first chapter is always short. I assure you, the next ones will be a lot longer^^

Anyway, I hoped you enjoyed this chapter, It will get a lot more interesting later.

Please review^^