What if naruto was Jamaican?

10 effects! for now!

AN# 1:WELL IM JAMICAN AND THE IDEA POPPED INTO MY HEAD

Disclaimer: i dont own naruto unless by god something happens... and i suddenly own naruto...wait nothing na go happen.
AN # 2: IT WOULD BE BULLET BULLET BULLET WORTHY

CHAPTER BEGIN!

1) If sakura tried to hit him bullet bullet

2)No one could tell him anything.

3) He would kiss him teeth them.

4) Sasuke would be dead because hes a batty-boy(no offense gay people and lesbos out their)

5)New word war every single day.

6)The snake pedo guy would be dead.

7)The weather would be afraid of naruto.

8) Naruto pull out flute gun and bow and arrow.

9)The rest of the ninja wouldn't understand him.

10) Naruto would be more badass.

I WANT SOMEONE TO FLAME ILL...GOOGLE SEARCH YOU...YOU CANT HIDE...IM EVERY WHERE...GOODNITE...THAT WAS A CREEPY MOMENT WTF! NO GO AWAY! SEE YOU NEXT TIME PEOPLE AND FLAMERS I KNOW WERE U LIVE I DONT OWN GOOGLE BY ANY MEANS...ILL GET YOU FLAMERS...THE END?