Jingle for Zombies!
by Moonlight1/2

Disclaimer: No, I do not own the tune for the Goldfish crackers song. If I did, I'd probably be rolling in dough right now and not writing parodies.

*Steve and Claire are wandering around in the Antarctic base.*

Steve: ~__~ The zombies are really getting on my nerves...
Claire: I know a way we can make this more fun!
Steve: Really........how? *thinks something naughty*
Claire: We can sing a song!!!
Steve: eh?
Claire: *pulls a guitar out of her pocket...*
Steve: .__.
Claire: *ahem* La! La! La!

Here's my jingle for zombies!
Those rotting and not fresh zombies!
The walking dead that moan and groan
until you blast their heads off.

Did you know they're right behind you?
So whip out your guns and shoot--

*Claire pauses momentarily, as Steve blasts the hell out of the zombie audience that was sneaking up on him*

zombies: *twitch twitch*

Claire: *resumes*

And splat! They're on their backs!
Really dead zombies.

Claire: *puts her guitar away* Ahh...now doesn't that make you feel good about zombies?
Steve: O__o I'm going away from you...far, FAR away.

THE END

A.N./ As always, review if ya likies!