The Chronicles of The Sparkly Plastic Bracelet
Plot Summary:
Evil Red Eyeball Thing wants the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet for his evil work. His faithful Servant, Sunter goes out to get it from Dungo and Bob, the protectors. Everyone fails and the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet plunges into a vat of porridge.
Characters:
Evil Red Eyeball Thing – an evil, red eyeball thing who will use the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet for EVIL!!!!! Muahahahaha!
Sunter – Evil Red Eyeball Thing's faithful servant. Tries to steal Sparkly Plastic Bracelet from Dungo.
Dungo – Drooling, weird hobbit sworn to protect the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet from all harm and evil!
Bob – Dungo's protector and probable life partner.
"HAHAHA!!!!!! I laugh at you!" shouted Evil Red Eyeball Thing. "You shan't escape me! I want the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet! I won't rest until I get it!"
"Calm down, we don't want you to pop another blood cell," said his Sunter, faithful servant, soothingly. "I'll get the bracelet. Just leave it to me."
Evil Red Eyeball Thing, or ERET, was angry. He had waited too long for the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet, and he wasn't about to let a little Hobbit take it from him.
Meanwhile, in a grassy hillock, called the Glade, Dungo and Bob were playing with a sparkly plastic bracelet. They had no idea that it was THE Sparkly Plastic Bracelet, the one of legend. Ah, the stupidity of drooling hobbits.
"Dungo? What do you have there? Give it here boy. Good boy! Good boy!" crooned Bubo, Dungo's uncle. "Ah, it's my bracelet! Where did you get this, boy? It must be kept both secret and safe! Come, you must go on a quest, with Bob, of course, to destroy It," said Bubo.
"But why, Bubo? It's sparkly! I want to play with it! Throw it! Throw! PLEASE?????" begged Dungo.
"It's very pretty, yes, but it's dangerous. You must destroy it! You must!" cried Bubo.
Bubo thought it over and finally said, "All right. Come on, Bob. We'll destroy the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet.
Plot Summary:
Evil Red Eyeball Thing wants the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet for his evil work. His faithful Servant, Sunter goes out to get it from Dungo and Bob, the protectors. Everyone fails and the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet plunges into a vat of porridge.
Characters:
Evil Red Eyeball Thing – an evil, red eyeball thing who will use the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet for EVIL!!!!! Muahahahaha!
Sunter – Evil Red Eyeball Thing's faithful servant. Tries to steal Sparkly Plastic Bracelet from Dungo.
Dungo – Drooling, weird hobbit sworn to protect the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet from all harm and evil!
Bob – Dungo's protector and probable life partner.
"HAHAHA!!!!!! I laugh at you!" shouted Evil Red Eyeball Thing. "You shan't escape me! I want the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet! I won't rest until I get it!"
"Calm down, we don't want you to pop another blood cell," said his Sunter, faithful servant, soothingly. "I'll get the bracelet. Just leave it to me."
Evil Red Eyeball Thing, or ERET, was angry. He had waited too long for the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet, and he wasn't about to let a little Hobbit take it from him.
Meanwhile, in a grassy hillock, called the Glade, Dungo and Bob were playing with a sparkly plastic bracelet. They had no idea that it was THE Sparkly Plastic Bracelet, the one of legend. Ah, the stupidity of drooling hobbits.
"Dungo? What do you have there? Give it here boy. Good boy! Good boy!" crooned Bubo, Dungo's uncle. "Ah, it's my bracelet! Where did you get this, boy? It must be kept both secret and safe! Come, you must go on a quest, with Bob, of course, to destroy It," said Bubo.
"But why, Bubo? It's sparkly! I want to play with it! Throw it! Throw! PLEASE?????" begged Dungo.
"It's very pretty, yes, but it's dangerous. You must destroy it! You must!" cried Bubo.
Bubo thought it over and finally said, "All right. Come on, Bob. We'll destroy the Sparkly Plastic Bracelet.