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This was thought up. If you're a Zhuge Liang fan,please don't read.
Prologue: Wei
Sima Zhao was hungry.
Very hungry.
So he went to the nearest shop available after school.
It was a Mantou shop.
He bought a bag and went out. Just then,Lu Su came in.
Lu Su had no choice,really. There was only one mantou shop in the whole kingdom of Wu,and aplenty in Wei. So when the shop was closed for a day he had to go somewhere to eat his usual.
A devoted fan of mantous,you might say.
Little did he know,Zhou Yu was following him.
After going into the mantou shop he sat down. (You would.)
And then when he came in Sima Zhao went out. Just then,Sima Yi walked past the shop with Cao Cao,who was on a home visit.
"Say,"Cao Cao nudged Sima Yi,"is that... Sima Zhao?"
Upon hearing this Sima Yi turned around.
Only to see his son snacking on a steamed,white bun.
At that moment,Zhou Yu dragged Lu Su out of the shop,cursing under his breath.
The two anti-Kongming advocates yelled at the 'offenders' at the same time.
"How many times have I told you NOT to eat such...such things?! Especially by...HIM!"
Lu Su and Sima Zhao cowered in fear.
Zhou Yu and Sima Yi looked at each other.
Only Cao Cao was amused.
Sima Yi invited Zhou Yu to his house without batting an eyelid.
Zhou Yu said,"Tomorrow. I'll have to sort a few things out." He narrowed his eyes at Lu Su,who turned really,really red. (Even though he didn't tell a single lie.)
The two parties departed.
Hmm,Chapter two I hope will be out soon. Please review! :)))