The scene opens in front of a beautiful three story victorian house that has been repainted blue and white. Tall yellow flowers are planted in beds on either side of the porch and a large teleporter sits in the middle of the neatly mowed lawn.

A girl with long blonde hair, her bangs dyed deep purple, and large bright green eyes and freckles strides over to the machine. In her hands is a white laptop that has been decorated with Aquarius signs and pictures of Eridan almost obsessively. Without turning her eyes away from the bright screen, she flips a lever on the side of the teleporter.

A blinding blast of cerulean light explodes from the center of the teleporter. When the area is finally visible again we see 12 trolls and 4 humans standing in the teleporter looking around curiously.

Author: hello! *waves excitedly*

Vriska: *rolling her eyes* Juuuuuuusssstttt gr8. Another one of these stupid things. Isn't this a bit of a cliche now? We've been to-what? Like, eight or nine of these just in the past sweep?

*exclamations of agreement can be heard amongst the crowd.*

Eridan: wwait.

Eridan: wwhat's that on your hivvetop?

Author: *creepy giggle*

Sollux: wow E.D, we fiinally found 2omeone a2 creepy a2 you

Eridan: hey!

Eridan: wwell...I like her hair anywways

Author: *gasp* THANK YOU! That means a lot to me Eridan.

Sollux: thii2 ii2 2tupiid

*the crowd has dispersed and is now looking around the grounds as if this is typical...which it is*

Author: anyways, we can't start yet because we don't have any Truths or Dares...so i'll just set up the rules.

Karkat: THERE BETTER BE A RULE ABOUT NOT GIVING ME STUPID DARES THIS TIME. SERIOUSLY.

Author: right. please keep dares for Karkat not too ridiculous. As much as I love to watch him be tortured, he's been through enough.

Karkat: THANK YOU!

Author: The second rule is that you can only send up to five Truths OR Dares per review. I'm not featuring huge long reviews with big lists of dares, and anyways, Truths and Dares tend to go down in quality the more of them are written at the same time and I don't really want to make you guys do anything completely ridiculous.

*sighs of relief*

Author: the third rule is that you should keep obscene material out of your Dares...okay...you can HAVE buckets in the dares but they can't be USED in the Dares...

Karkat: SUGGESTIVE!

Author: oh-right...that may have been a bit too detailed-

Eridan: I didn't think it wwas too detailed..

Karkat: *glare*

Author: as I was saying, I want to keep this rated T, so any suggestive material will have to be excluded from the ToD list.

And without further ado, lets get to the Truth or Dares! *looking at the group*

You guys can crash on the second and third floors.

Everyone exits, trudging off and grumbling to eachother.

- UPDATE-

No singing dares. You can dare the group to listen to songs, but please do not make characters SING songs.

No dares that last for a specific part of the chapter that will keep characters preoccupied so they cannot do other dares.

Send me your cameos! I have already included Broadway Karkat, C3PO and R2D2, and...a certain three colorful ponies. I can't say for sure whether I will (be able to) include them or not, or if I will keep them around for ToD's. What I can say is that they will be there, and you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you have added them to the story. :D