I'm sorry to those of you who like the Twilight series, but I don't own anything except my OC, Miku. The names Kuriami and Yagnolin she made up and is thinking of using, Zeni Ooru owns Kinno, thank you Zeni! That and this being an OC Self Insert, I am a weak beginning writer, -sniffs-.

Thoughts

"Far Away Talking" like a phone

A Call and a Threat

The two terrors of fan fiction that strike to make people angry, the dreaded Mary Sue and Gary-Stu, annoyingly perfect characters.

You hate them, you want to kill them and I feel exactly the same. I've been on fan fiction trying to find a proper self insert besides the ones in Tales of Symphonia community, 'Haven For The New' and Two Worlds Combined. In some others they are all P-A-R-O-D-I-E-S! Or they are interesting, but I've already read them.

I hoped I could do something better, a good refreshing self insert, but I didn't expect it to be real.

~111~

BOOM.

I nearly fell back out of my computer chair, it was a beanie bag and it was that easy to fall back. Setting the laptop down I looked outside. Rain pattered on the windows, it was dark out, had I been in my room that long? Writing fan fiction all day can do that I guess.

I got off the low beanie bag, and looked around my small room. A single bed in the corner, beige colored walls, shit brown carpet, a small bookshelf, a medium sized TV with a Game Cube hooked up to it and my laptop setting on the beanie bag.

Taking a look towards the door where there was a mirror showing my body's reflection, short, dark auburn hair, and plain brown eyes, nothing special about me except being flexible.

That and not ever reading, 'Twilight', everyone in the school is hooked on it, I have lost all my precious friends to a Mary-sue and Gary-Stu filled book. I don't get it, why was I the only one immune to it? Was it because I read the first three pages and gave it back to my friend saying, "Hey, Jennie I don't think I'll like this book much!" then bashing into the door on the way out of Study Hall?

My style is more, anime/manga. I love to draw it even though I'm only beginning; the hands are so hard even though the author says it's just as hard as any other part of the body.

Whoa, I got way off topic there.

"I want to go back to the way it was…" the music made me jump, where was it coming from? I followed the source of the sound to my bag; it was coming from the damned go phone! Nuuu… Picking it up I pressed the green answer button.

"Hello?" I said, instead of saying my usual, "Who is this?" okay, I said it.

"…" so they were going to play that game? Waste my minutes and parent's money, only one way to beat them, hang up. My stomach suddenly started feeling like it was flipping horribly and it needed to come back up.

I won't vomit! I won't vomit! I curled up in a ball onto the carpet, the phone started to ring again, then it answered itself:

"You feel sick don't you?" it was a male voice, and I didn't dare to open my mouth in fear of puking, "I take that as a yes, now listen carefully or else." who was this person? My stomach calmed a little, "Now answer me one thing, do you recognize my voice?" I think I do, but it's like a déjà vu feeling, "…if you don't I'll come for your life,"

The flipping had stopped, but my heart was pumping fast. Who was that man? Why did he call my phone? Was I going to die? Blood pounded in my ears as I sat up, crawling to my door to lock it and in the mirror my face was ghostly white instead of its light tan, and I was scared within the span of one phone call.

I started to feel feverish, but ignored it and continued to lock the window near my bed. Goosebumps appeared on my arms, maybe I'm coming down with the flu, I thought, crawling under the covers, trying to find out whose voice it was, what is it? Think, I gotta think! I don't want to die, so come up with something… my vision started going in and out, my eyelids were like lead. Then something thumped onto my stomach, making me sit up.

"Meow!" my small tabby cat mewed, she rubbed her head against my ribs and purred while she was at it.

"Thanks BJ," I patted her head, then I felt really hot, "I'm really coming down with something, aren't I, BJ? What do you think the man's name is?"

"Mew." well, it was worth trying. I reached over to my laptop and turned it on, then went to Youtube to try and see if there any clues there. I clicked on the 'Intellectual Debate' which was between Lloyd Irving and Yggdrasil, not them. After that, it was the Akatsuki voices in English; one of them was that man! It couldn't possibly be them since they weren't real, right? Unless the voice actor called my phone for a prank, but I highly doubt it, and replayed the video again and again 'til I figured out who it was.

Crispin Freeman, the voice actor of Regal Bryant and Itachi Uchiha, so which one was it? Regal or Itachi, maybe even the voice actor himself? "This is impossible, this isn't possible! This is crazy… maybe it's just me.." I started to droop again; my body was becoming tired too, what was wrong with me?

I couldn't help but fall back against my soft pillow, it was soft and fluffy to sleep on, and anyone would have fallen asleep on it. Except me, my mind refused to sleep.

Tossing and turning, I fell onto the ground in which I do not remember placing any dirt on. I lay there, feeling soft grass beneath my fingers, and though I think it was my carpet. My carpet was never this soft before, maybe Mom shampooed it while I was at camp.

My body felt cramped too; like I was in a small space or in really tight clothes and I could never stand that feeling. I think I was sleeping, I heard something in the ground running really fast, but light and then something really hard kicked me in the side.

"Ow! What the heck?" my eyes snapped open, who was that? I found myself sitting up and staring into the cerulean blue eyes of an eight-year old Naruto Uzumaki, "Who are you? Why are you sleeping at the memorial stone?" he fired off with questions, as I looked in suspicion, which my look of suspicion is similar to a glare.

"What are you talking about?-, ack! What happened to my voice!?" I reached for my throat, I sounded like a little girl and it was so weird! What happened? How did I get here, what is going on!? Mentally screaming in my head, Naruto stared at me as if I was one of the meanest villagers and I backed off, "uh, uh, um!" I stuttered, I couldn't think straight, was I hot or cold?

"Your face is all red, are you okay?" Naruto cautiously placed a hand on my forehead and immediately took it off, "You're really hot!" if I wasn't so dizzy, I might've taken that the wrong way, "I have to find the Old Man!" he ran towards a bunch of buildings, I think it was Konoha.

Wait; did he just say Old Man? Who did he call that in the manga? Was it the Third Hokage, I think so…? I struggled to get up, and looked up at the grey clouds; a drop of water fell on my cheek. Then another, and another, it felt nice on my hot skin. Beside me was the memorial stone of the K.I.A's, it was in English surprisingly, even in the anime it was unreadable.

Then it occurred to me, I'm a self insert, which makes me somewhat of sue, damn it all! I weakly raised a fist and ended up placing a hand on the memorial stone. It was made of a glassy stone, probably obsidian and before I saw myself, I fainted.

Another hand touched my forehead, "Hm? A fever, and in the rain too…" I lazily peeked through my eyelids, a blob of silver hair and a mask, definitely Kakashi Hatake.

My body was being picked up, and the next thing I know I'm in a hospital bed with The Third in the room with Kakashi standing next to him. Hey, I don't feel feverish anymore, now I can tell if I'm hot or cold too! I thought, noticing how clear everything was, like all my senses had been stuffed before I had been inserted here.

"You had us scared there young lady," why does everyone here call me young lady? It's like I'm five years old, I'm thirteen for Christ's sake! "Your fever had taken something close to ammonia," the elder Hokage held a weary face as he said that, one thing my mind couldn't register is that I'm actually in the Naruto World. I heard a fast and loud beeping, I was hooked up to a machine? My heart was beating quickly, the ninjas' heads turned to the machine.

I couldn't stand hospitals, the smell, all the white, everything was too much! Tearing out whatever was hooked to me to the machine I jumped out of the bed and ran for the door when I was stopped by the scarecrow, he eye smiled, "You aren't leaving yet, we still have some questions."

I attempted to run through the spaces left and jerked towards the window. About when I was going to jump out, I looked down, "Crap, how high did you people build this place?" it was taller than three school buses stacked vertically! Gulping, I looked through my choices, I have none! Then, as if God loved me, Naruto ran in and surprised both ninja, but his running was loud enough for them to hear, right? I ran to him and gave him the biggest hug of a lifetime, "Thank you!" I repeated, when I let go I saw that Kakashi was moved out of the doorway and ran for it. Running down the white tiled halls, I saw the staircase and the railing next to it; I chose to slide down the railing on each floor down until I reached the first.

I was out of breath once I reached the doors, hell; I was out of breath once I reached the second floor. My legs burned, I ran slowly out the door and the moment I stepped out I was surrounded by Kakashi, along with other jounin, Asuma, Guy, and Itachi, wait, he's eleven why's he a jounin? Maybe he's just out of uniform.

"Kakashi, when you said you needed help to catch someone, I thought you meant another high ranked ninja not an eight year old." did Asuma just call me an eight year old? My breathing was hard, and I looked over myself, I'm pretty sure my hair was still the same except I was as flat as an ironing board, much shorter with a white shirt and blue shorts, I was barefoot.

I then realized, Asuma was right I was in an eight year-old body, "Dang it…" I breathed out, before starting to sprint away through all their tallness. Before I got a meter away I was on the ground face first, not because of the ninja, because I tripped and the ninja had hold of my limbs, "Get off of me, I'm not going back inside that place!" I shouted at the top of my lungs, which were empty thanks to my running so it was more spoken.

I felt a cool metal placed against my neck, "Stop squirming or we will have to kill you for trying to avoid questioning," so Itachi was threatening me? I stopped squirming for a minute then chomped down on his hand as hard as I could to make him release the kunai, "Tch!" it was bleeding now.

"No!" I jerked hard with my small body, escaping and getting stopped once again by The Third, "Crud…"

"Well, you have injured the Uchiha prodigy and escaped three jounin, what have you to say for yourself?" he looked down on me; I knew my eyes were the size of dinner plates in fear.

"I don't…know really, I just wanted out of the hospital," I had let all my adrenaline go, leaving me with my knees on the ground, my mind finally started to accept this was where I am now. The dirt beneath me was real; the bite I gave Itachi was real, so why can't I accept it as that?

"You four are dismissed, unless you want to stay." Itachi was the only one that stayed, with his bloodied hand at his side, "Itachi, you were supposed to be here good, what is your name?" my name? What should I tell them? Something that would fit in with this anime, rum and monkey!

"Miku Nakamura," I said quietly, looking away towards the bird flying off into the sky. For your information, this is me I'm on a mission! I don't need no one's permission to fly! The Hokage motioned for the Uchiha to follow him as I was stuck in the garden, thinking how all this happened.

First was the Freeman phone call, then I felt sick, Freeman called again this time with a threat, and I started to come down with something, what after that? I scratched my head, taking in all the anime madness, I was anime styled too and when a dark strand of hair fell into my eyes, it was pulled it out, "Ow!"

Then I found something about it, the color was even darker to the point of being dark brown or maybe black but it still held the auburn tint. I had always liked the color of my hair, but never when I wore pink or blue. Oh crap, I'm rambling on about my bloody hair, no must keep the sue-ness away!

"Things can't get much worse," I had to say that; I just had to say that and what happens? A yell pierced the silence of my sitting on the bench, and landed on the opposite end of the bench, throwing me on top of them. I went face first into the person, "Whoa-mmph!" they were quite a bit taller than me, and had a really hard skull.

"Ow…" they groaned, it was a guy, that's for sure, "Oh, you must be her, I don't understand why they sent me to do this job. Another ugly girl." he said, looking down on me, I looked up at him he had eyes the color of pee, which means they were really yellow.

"Well it's better than having eyes the color of pee, who are you?" I asked with a tone of annoyance.

"Kinno and you have eyes the color of crap, anymore insults?" Kinno pushed me off back onto the other side of the bench, I recognized the name from someone's story, who's though, oh yeah my friend's. Yeah, he fit the description, rude, blunt, rude, secretive, rude, a good liar, and did I mention rude? I never thought I'd see him in person since she never drew a picture of him, but his black hair reached to bottom of his neck, some of it obscuring his face, he was very fair, a few scars peeking through his shirt, and like I said earlier, his eyes were the color of pee. Plus, he wore a plain white sleeveless shirt, grey pants, and black shoes, bland much?

"Okay Kinno, you came from a different world and all of a sudden you drop in here?" I sat as far away on the bench as possible from the spy, then it came to me, if he was brought here, maybe he can get me home!

"It's a mission, and don't even ask how to get home," my face dropped at this, "hey, don't take it personally, but I don't know how Lord Yagnolin got me here." the black haired teen leaned on his elbow, and I decided to see if one thing was true. I tackled him in a hug, and saw his hair go up in fear, it was actually pretty funny, "What are you doing!? Get off me!" he pushed me off again, not keeping me from giving an answer.

"So it's true, you are afraid of affection mixed with physical affection, in result a hug!" I gave a quick hug, before stopping and swinging my legs happily on the bench. Kinno seemed disturbed at the fact that he has a weakness; it's weird to see a guy only a year older than me, mentally, blushing like a schoolgirl and from a hug.

"So you two know each other?" a voice asked from afar, it was clear enough for me to hear, the Third.

"Yes, she's a friend of a friend," I am friends with his creator, which is the friend of Kinno, "Why do you ask?"

"I was thinking about putting her in the orphanage since there was no one for her, but apparently she has you," Kinno's eyes widened a little, "unless you are not willing to…" he trailed off.

"I am willing to take her in," now it was my turn to look shocked, the Kinno Kuriami, was taking me under his wing? "But we have no place to stay in this village, and no money." the Hokage looked cautious for a moment, before speaking.

"I'm willing to offer an apartment, and lend some starting money, but you'll have to find a job." he explained, Kinno nodded in agreement, then caught eye of the Uchiha whom I bit the hand of, it was bandaged, but he seemed to take no notice of it like nothing happened, "How old are you Miss Nakamura?"

"I just turned eight a couple days ago," I answered, well I had turned fourteen on last Saturday, so I guess I could say that I turned eight.

"Oh, well, erm…" the elder man coughed, and stopped talking. Why did he just stop talking? I think I'm old enough to go to a ninja school and maybe being a ninja would be a lot more fun than being on Earth! I wonder what kinds of things I could think up for jutsu's? My mind was racing, even more than most people would have enough imagination to think of all kinds of things and I had more than enough to last a lifetime.

"Can I be a ninja?" I blurted out, unable to keep in my childish glee.

There was a complete silence, not the kind that is golden, but the kind that just wants you to shout something random to break it. Yet, I still stared hopefully at the Hokage, perhaps it was being an eight year old that affected me like this, but I probably would have done it if I was my actual age anyways.

"I guess so," the Third started, I burst out in a great smile, "you may start tomorrow if you want to, but it might better if you move in first!" I heard running, and a blond running out towards me, the only blonds are the Yamanaka's and Naruto, but this one looked like Naruto, "Oh Naruto, meet your new neighbors." and boy was his face happy.

"I'm sorry Naruto, I never really introduced myself, and I'm Miku Nakamura!" I held out my hand cheerfully, Naruto stared at it for a moment then shook it, Kinno stood up and being two inches taller than the Hokage himself looked at Naruto like he did, as described when he looked at his little sister, softer than his regular look but still stoic, "This is Kinno, my err… guardian."

"He has weird eyes." Naruto said, pointing out the gold spheres beneath the black hair, he was right the pupils were like a cat's and the eye shape was also catlike. I barely contained my laugh as Kinno returned to his regular self, "Neighbors? Why are they going to be my neighbors? What if he's like the rest of the villagers?" it seems like Naruto is still against being pitied.

"Kinno is nothing like that Naruto, he's just like that to everyone except his higher ups, well he isn't like the villagers, but isn't the nicest person around," I tried to explain, scratching my neck as I did so, we were walking towards the apartments, Kinno had left to find a job, "he also had a bad past, so I won't blame him."

"Wow, what about you?" is this kid filled with questions?

"Well, I was taken from my home, and family," I said, my voice cracking a little, "I don't know why though, that's probably why you found me sleeping, I ran away I think. I can't remember much when I get sick." swallowing past the lump in my throat as I bumped into someone wearing similar clothes as me, "Oh, sorry!"

"That's okay," 'he' was Sasuke, and started to run, from something or for something, I take the first option. A couple minutes after walking we saw two girls fighting, a pink haired one and a pale blond one, Oh great, Sakura and Ino, I'm starting to feel pity for Sasuke. I sighed before pulling Naruto away, but not fast enough for him to say:

"Hi Sakura!" the two stopped fighting and looked at us, think about it, a girl their age holding Naruto's hand when no one else dared?

"Who's she?" Ino pointed at me, on both their faces I could read plainly, 'she-better-stay-away-from-Sasuke!' and I let go of Naruto's hand.

"I'm Miku, Naruto's neighbor," I introduced myself, "and you are?"

"Ino Yamanaka," the blond stepped up, she was a little taller than me.

"I'm Sakura Haruno," before the two could say anything more I pointed in the opposite direction of where Sasuke was.

"Hey, I think I saw Sasuke over there!" dude, if fangirlism made you that fast, I would be a fan girl too! The cloud of dust they left behind was big enough to make the people around them wonder if the ninja were chasing something.

When the villagers saw Naruto I feel like I should have said something about their dirty looks, but didn't and kept walking to the apartments. I could feel the glares on my back for just holding Naruto's hand, these people are that prejudiced against Naruto? I held Naruto's hand a little tighter, barely noticeable by him and no, I'm not going to hook up with any canon character! I have a big no-no about that, no more sueness!

"You're apartment is just next to mine, like the old man said!" Naruto guided me up the stairs, this time pulling me along and I saw Kinno standing next to the door of our apartment swinging the keys around his finger, "how did he beat us here?"

"I have my ways, Miku everything is already moved in, so come on." I let go of my new friend's hand sadly, "You'll see him tomorrow, at the school remember?" Kinno unlocked the door and we both entered the apartment. To be blunt, it was fairly clean and plain, but I just imagined what Naruto's must be like. An image of ramen cups scattered, moldy walls and a horrible bathroom, "Do you need anything, and it seems the Hokage gave us spare money to get some clothes and the necessities."

"Just two pairs of clothes, toothbrush, toothpaste, brush or comb and shampoo and conditioner." I listed the basic things, after looking in the fridge; it was filled enough for a week or two.

"Wow, thought a girl like you would get much more than that," Kinno whistled, I looked at my dirty bare feet.

"And shoes, I'll definitely need shoes, but I don't like wasting money on things I don't need." then Kinno dug in his pocket, and threw a pouch at me, I caught it just barely. It was filled with yen, but then it was traded for a small bundle of it when Kinno threw it in the air repeatedly catching it.

"I won't leave you with all the money, so you can go and buy some things." in a millisecond I was out that door, looking for shoes and watching out not to get my feet stepped on. The dirt was really hard, good thing I used to walk around barefoot outside, mostly because all my socks were white and I didn't want to get them dirty.

First stop, shoes, I was in a clothing store, and picked out a pair of the normal blue ninja sandals, just to last long enough until I turn ten. Yes, I am a person who keeps track of what shoe size they are at what age and these sandals were a one size fits all, it's like they mold once onto your feet and are comfortable.

"Little girl, are your parents with you?" I turned around to see the clerk looking at me, her face was worried.

"No, I have a guardian though, he gave me permission to shop by myself!" I chirped, trying to act like any eight year old that is excited to be a ninja, which wasn't hard.

"Oh, do you need any help?" she asked.

"No, I can manage," I started looking at the kunoichi clothes, I saw a forest green hoodie, with quarter inch sleeves and got two sizes, a medium and large, I was short before, being 5'2 which is pretty tall(When you turn 12) to this anime. Then tried to find something to go with it, "This would work.." then pulled some camouflage green capris with pockets at the bottom of the pant-leg the size of Kinno's fist, and got the same two sizes. Lining up to buy them, two other people were in front me.

The Uchiha brothers, Itachi and Sasuke. The older sibling took notice of me being behind them his right hand was bandaged still, Well, it can't be healed in one hour, ow it looks like I bit him really hard too…

It was silence as they bought the things they needed, but you have got to admit, Sasuke is really cute when he is eight years old. Itachi is just hot, well in my mind anyways. I'm pretty sure that my face looked as red as a tomato when they left, shaking my head I handed the clerk my items.

"Well, you are another victim of the Uchiha charm," the clerk commented, her face was a little pink on the cheeks too, I shook my head, "you're not? Or are you just trying to tell yourself that?"

"I don't know, I just think they're cute but I don't want to be like all the other fan girls," I said as she bagged my clothes, the woman just smiled and gave me my change.

"Of course, I told myself that too and I still think they're very handsome, heh." the woman finally handed me the bag, and I nodded in thanks before leaving the place. I walked down the street to see Kinno carrying a bag, with stuff. Yeah, it was filled with stuff, aren't I smart? It had toothbrushes, a comb, a brush, the basics and a side bag.

I blinked and everything was reversed sort of, I was back to opening the door of the clothes' store.

What. The. Fuck? my body went rigid as I looked down the street, seeing Kinno but he was by himself, I ran up to him, "Kinno! What just happened…?" Kinno seemed impassive as he was looking at a katana with a silver blade and a gold dragon design.

"I'm not permitted to tell you, but let's head back, a bad storm is coming." I looked up, dark clouds were coming in over Konoha and very fast. Kinno's face was in discomfort when a raindrop fell on him, I was pulled along so fast my feet had barely touched the ground, did Kinno really hate the rain that much? My shoulder ached by the time we were inside the apartment, and it had started to pour once we got inside.

"Is it me, or has it rained a lot lately?" I laid down on my bed, it wasn't the comfiest but it would do.

"Yes, it was actually pretty hot before you came so all the humidity is causing a lot of rain." was the answer I got before I drifted off to sleep. The rain landing on the building made rhythm, and it sounded so peaceful.

~111~

"Hey, get up."

"Give me five more minutes.." I groaned, not wanting to leave the bed, this is a reason why I'm an average student, not a smart one.

"Fine, you'll be late." at that I sat up and rushed into the bathroom to see it was still around six, and the school started at seven forty five. Looking in the mirror, I looked horrible in the morning, hair askew and a bad sleepy face. Taking a good shower, I put on the clothes I bought the day before and began to brush my hair when someone knocked on the door. Brushing out the last knot I answered it, "Yes?" no one was there, maybe I'm just hearing things… and started to brush my teeth.

"Miku! You have ten minutes!" Kinno raised his voice slightly, I spat out and rinsed.

"Alright Kinno!" I grabbed the bag that Kinno had given me, it was packed surprisingly and all Kinno did was just buy me the necessities.

"Eight minutes, you better run." he advised before literally kicking me out of the apartment, and I ran like there was no tomorrow while rubbing my poor behind, Kinno kicks hard!

I saw everyone heading in and stopped rubbing my ass, Iruka was waiting for someone too. Going up to him I asked, "Are you looking for someone?"

"Yes, I'm looking for a Miku Nakamura, have you seen her?" I nearly laughed, the student teacher looked at me questioningly.

"That's me." I looked up at Iruka expectantly, he blushed easier than I did! He lead me to a classroom, with all of rookie nine, well soon to be and I was led to the front of the class. My eyes widened, I never liked speaking in front of a bunch of people and here I was in front of an entire class of about 27!

"Everyone, this is Miku Nakamura," I already saw them gossiping about me, "She's a little behind so I encourage you to help her," some of the kids in the corner were snickering about something, my feet were really fascinating right now, "Is anyone willing to be her partner for today?"

My eyes wandered the room seeing who'd help me, Ino, Naruto, Sakura and surprisingly Sasuke and Shikamaru. Iruka stared nervously at the actual teacher, who scanned the room as carefully as I did, "Well, girls have separate lessons today so Ino, you may be Miss Nakamura's partner. And Miss Nakamura, you may call me Tohru-sensei."

"Yes, Tohru-sensei," I realized that sensei was the only honorific they used in the English anime, and asked myself why they didn't keep the others. Then found out why the boys in the corner were snickering, and why most of the girls glared at me, the only seat open was next to Sasuke Uchiha. God, do you hate me, if you do, I am truly sorry for whatever I did to you! I gulped and sat down, the glares were just setting in.

Being the new kid is hard, I should know since I went to three different schools last year before we settled on the last one, and it was so hard to try and keep up with other kids when you don't know a thing. If you do something wrong, it sticks with you until you know you can forget it.

"Miku, did you really bite my brother's hand?" Sasuke questioned quietly.

"I panicked," I whispered back, the girls were to line up for kunoichi training, with flowers.

Oh joy.

I really hope I don't get jumped by the girls, especially the rabid ones and are fan girls.. I sighed internally as all of us were led to the flower fields, it was pretty but it would have been better if I wasn't getting glared at. Mostly everyone was a little taller than me, but I know I would be taller than them in time.

"Now as kunoichi we must know how to use our surroundings to your advantage, such as herbs…" I paid close attention to the sensei as she held up all kinds of herbs, describing their qualities. For about an hour we all sat there, listening and I was nearly asleep along with the other girls. I shook myself awake, and watched more until she had us stand up.

"Now, we're going to play something like hide and seek, if you're found, you have to come back here, now go!" I sprinted of towards the trees, everyone went just as fast and I chose to hide in a tree filled with plenty of branches with bushes of leaves. Trying to build up the little chakra I had, I ran up foot and grabbed onto the lowest thick branch. I'm more of a sporty person, so I'm much better at physical activities than mental.

It was awhile until I saw Sasuke running past the trees on the trail, his eyes wide in fear, "Help! Someone, there's something wrong-" almost at once there were girls hoarding around him, looking worried as well, I noticed something about his hair, it was more stuck up than before which meant..

"Sasuke, what's wrong?"

"Sasuke!" God, their squeaks are so annoying! I saw a frown come onto the Uchiha's lips, only slightly though and a tower of smoke appeared around him. The girls gasped, I retreated farther into the leaves watching the scene come into place, oh no.. I think I know what type of training this is.

"All of you, back to the field! You've been found!" her voice was angry, I tried to hide in as far as possible while still trying to keep sight of Sensei. "It seems we are missing a few girls, I was for sure that would work.." she mumbled to herself. Her eyes darted in my direction, I took a sharp breath and she was gone.

"Whew…" a hand tapped on my shoulder, "What? Oh crap!" it was the Sensei herself, she had found me!

"I knew there was going to be a non-fan girl!" she pushed my shoulder lightly, having me land in the bushes. Ino never actually helped me, did she? Well she helped with keeping me awake.. the lesson was over.

~111~

"Shuriken practice?" I pondered aloud, while wrapping the extra bandages around my right leg, and strapping the shuriken holster over it. Iruka handed me a pouch, with a belt, it was nearly the size of my head and a light brown.

"Yes, your physical skills are quite good but your chakra and weaponry are a little below average. So I would suggest to practice when you get home," Tohru-sensei said leaving the room. Then I'll need to pay a visit to the training grounds. I started running towards the training grounds, number one was the only one the students of the Academy could go to freely by themselves. A black blur came in front of me, it was Kinno and he looked ANGREH.

"Are you going somewhere?" he hissed, holding a scroll with a kanji symbol on it, I thought everything was understandable now, I thought wrong.

"Uh, yes? I'm going to train." I pointed the sign that read, 'Training Ground No. 1', Kinno's eyes seemed to see right through me, burning the dirt road as he bent closer to my face, the imaginary burning dirt sizzled.

"Alright, take this with you then," he placed the scroll on top of my head, patted it and flicked my nose. I tried to get back at him, only to get kicked onto the training grounds, it was a repeat of this morning.

"Jerk-face!" I yelled, shaking a fist at him. He ignored me once again, he was so annoying sometimes, oh well he comes with being here. I started throwing kunai and other sharp projectiles towards the target, and noticed that I threw slightly to the right, always. I positioned myself a little to the left, before I started to throw until my arms were like jelly.

Not that I was ambidextrous, but I was really bad at writing with my left hand and you would wonder if you were bad at throwing with the hand your bad with. Turns out, it goes straight but it's a lot weaker. It took a long time for it to actually stick onto the target, and still no bull's eye, only the white line around it.

Reaching for another weapon, I saw I had thrown them all and all of them were on the target or the ground. Picking them all back up and into my pouch, my arms were tired! I think it's time for chakra training, ouch! My arms… I moaned rubbing my sore arms, especially my wrists, they seemed a little red. I took out some scrolls, one with hand signs, another had the clone and transformation, the last was the one that Kinno had handed me.

"Hm… okay, like this? No, this, or this- ugh!" I grunted trying to figure out the hand signs, I knew how to form them just not how to do it so quickly. I performed the Tiger, Boar, Ox and Dog quickly, but those were the easy ones for me. Maybe some meditation could help. I closed my eyes, trying to be calm as can be without falling asleep, trying to search for my chakra.

It was a small flame right now, but it was growing a little as each minute passed, and I wanted to touch it. A nagging feeling told me not to, but it was so pretty! Oh dear Bob, I did not just think that! I tried reaching for it when it just repelled me, like putting the same poles together on a magnet.

Opening my eyes, the sun was at sunset and when I left it was still somewhere high in the sky, "Let me try some justu's before I leave…" I tried doing the clone jutsu, pulling out all the energy I had to create equality between them, "Hah! Clone Jutsu!" there was poof of smoke beside me, and it looked exactly like me, but it looked like Naruto's. Meaning it looked like crap, "Dang it! Transform!" I tried transforming into the first thing that came to mind, Kinno.

Let's just say that it worked, but I gave him, er- female parts. Canceling it, I sighed and fell back onto the grass. When the sky started to turn darker, which was an hour later, I gathered my things and started towards the apartment. I saw Naruto eating at Ichiraku's Ramen, and decided to pop in with him, "Hi Naruto.."

"Huh? Hey Miku! You look tired, were you training?" he slurped in his noodles while saying this, I nodded, "Oh, did you do any justu's?"

"Yeah, but they were horrible, my clone looked like crud and my transformation, uh well, you are better off not knowing," my stomach growled really loud, even the deaf could hear it, "I think I better get home for dinner."

"You don't have to," Kinno said from behind the counter, he was there the whole time? And how the hell did he get a job at Ichiraku's? "but you still owe me, here." he handed me a medium sized bowl of beef ramen, with miso. I looked up at him and he didn't smile, but he had the tiniest upper lifting of the lip at his mouth. I don't even think Kinno noticed, but it was immediately turned to a frown when I 'accidentally' hit him with a fish cake when I was trying to eat with chopsticks.

"Are you sure you-?" Naruto began to ask when the noodles kept slipping off the chopsticks, I had eaten the stuff that I could get with these dumb chopsticks, and decided to slurp it all down with the broth.

"That worked out just fine," I said while wiping my mouth, "thanks Naruto, Kinno. I'll head back to the apartment now," waving good bye I found it wasn't really that far, just cut through a couple alleys and you're there!

I placed the homework I was supposed to be doing earlier onto the side of the bed and changed into the shorts and t-shirt and put my dirty (and sweaty, ew) clothes into the wash along with whatever clothes I found lying around, trust me I do not mix colors!

"Yuck, my face feels all dirty.." I contemplated on whether to wait until morning or now, I chose now. Washing off all the sweat until I felt satisfied, I looked at the homework.

Who was our first Hokage? How did the last Ninja War start? These are easy questions, it can wait until morning, I'm tired.. I yawned as I crawled into my bed and fell asleep.

To think it all started with a phone call and a threat.

What do you think? I'm sorry it couldn't be any longer, but if you have anything to say even if it's one word say it, FRI! Oh yeah, I'll need three OC's, two boys, and a sensei (Since it seems all teams go like that). If I think they're good, I'll submit them, and as long as they aren't an Uchiha, then they'll have a chance. Send them to me in a review, or message, thank you. Like Miku said though, no CanonxOC, sorry. OCxOC is good with me though. Oh and no sueness, I plead.

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Age: has to be ten, nine or eleven, a small time skip next time. Sensei can be any age over 18.

Kekkai genkai: If you have none, that's fine.

Personality: Separate the good and bad traits please, makes it easier.

Fighting Style: Ninjutsu, Taijutsu, or Genjutsu? Two at most. Types of Jutsu too, Ice, Water, Fire, etc.

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