As you all know FFVII does not belong to me, if it did, Sephiroth would not have died, He
would be the main character!
Behind the scenes of FFVII
Sephiroth- Where is my sword? CLOUD DID YOU STEAL MY MASAMUNE AGAIN?
Nina- And here we are behind the scenes of FFVII and over there we see Sephiroth
storming around as you would expect him to
Sephiroth- Do you have a behind the scenes pass?
Nina- Ummm........anyway so, are all of you really like your characters in the computer
game FFVII?
Sephiroth- Well, some are, some arent, I still hate Cloud, he still has a chocobo instead of
hair, Tifa is however quite different
Nina- Like how?
Sephiroth- Well, she has blonde hair, she wears a maximiser on set, she is also a.....
Tifa- What are you telling her?
Sephiroth- Ummm.......Gotta go!
*he leaves*
Nina- What was he saying?
Tifa- Nothing, so what are you doing here?
Nina- Im here to find out what the FFVII characters are really like
Tifa- Oh, well Sephiroth is still as big-headed as ever, he refuses to believe Jenova is not
his mother
Nina- So Lucrecia really is his mother!
Tifa- No, his mum is called Jill
Nina- Riiiight, has Vincent really got a clawed hand? and does he really transform?
Tifa- Yeah
Nina- Cool!
Tifa- And Cid does NOT know how to fly a plane
Nina- WHAT? seriously?
Tifa- Uh-huh, he has a stunt man do it for him
Nina- Are you taping this? Matt
Matt- Yeah
Nina- The viewers are gonna love this
Tifa- Oh, am I on tv? HI MOM!!!
Nina- *Sigh* So has barett really got a gun arm?
Tifa- *too busy smiling at the camera to notice the question*
Nina- Forget it Matt, lets go find someone else
Tifa- Dont go!
Nina- Bye Tifa
Matt- Is that Cloud and Vincent?
Nina- Yes it is (walks up to him) Hello Cloud, hello Vincent
Cloud- How you doin?
Vincent- No point talking to him, he always tries to chat up the girls
Nina- Okay, hello Vincent
Vincent- How come everyone always talks to me last? Am I not important or somthing?
Am I too weak?
Nina- Calm down Vincent, Actually in my game you are 20 Levels higher than Cloud, and
you have limit level 4, he is on limit level 2, and you have your Death penalty
Vincent- Nice
Nina- So, what is you favourite food?
Vincent- Blood
Matt- I told you he was a vampire! HA you now owe me £10
Nina- Grrrrrr (hands over £10 to Matt)
Matt- ^_^
Vincent- So, any more questions, or can I go now?
Cloud- So Nina, whats your number?
Nina- Shut it Cloud, So Vince What do you do for fun?
Vincent- Dont call me that! And I enjoy shooting small animals
Nina- Lovely i'm sure
Vincent- I'm going now, goodbye
Cloud- So, where do you live?
Nina- Bye Vincent
Cloud- Can I have your mobile number?
Nina- Hey, Is that Sephiroth?
Cloud- Gotta go! (leaves)
Nina- Hey Aeris/Aerith!
Aeris/Aerith- What?
Nina- Hi I just want to ask you a few Questions......
Aeris/Aerith- Shaddup
Nina- Youre charming
Aeris/Aerith- Go away
Matt- She is way different to her character
Nina- Youre tellin me
Aeris/Aerith- What are you here for?
Nina- To see what the FFVII characters are really like
Aeris/Aerith- Well go away
Nina- Fine then! (walks off)
Matt- So, who next?
Nina- Aha! HEY RUFUS!
Rufus- Oh no
Nina- What?
Rufus- Vincent told me about you
Nina- Whats wrong with me?
Rufus- Just ask the damn questions and let me get on with my life
Nina- Ooookay, So, do you really hate your dad as much as you do in FFVII?
Rufus- No, I hate him so much more, I was actually the one who killed him, Sephiroth let
me borrow his sword
Nina- Charming young man
Rufus- I know I am!
Nina- *Sigh* Presidents are always the dumb ones
Rufus- I heard that
Nina- What are ya gonna do about it?
Rufus- You do realize I have a gun?
Nina- ............So, as I was saying presidents are always so smart
Rufus- Better
Nina- So, are you really in love with Scarlet?
Rufus- OH YUCK! SCARLET? UGH!
Nina- I take that as a no
Rufus- WHAT THE HELL GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
Nina- Matt said you were
Matt- Eeeeeep
Rufus- *Gets out his gun*
Nina- Please dont shoot my cameraman
Rufus- Okay then, I'll go shoot Hojo instead
Nina- Nice choice
Rufus- Bye Nina (leaves)
Nina- Hey is that Reno?
Reno- Rude, lets get going, shes here
Rude- Too late
Nina- Hiya!
Reno- Damn, Just ask me the damn questions so I can get on with my life
Nina- Hey, Rufus said that!
Reno- JUST ASK THE GOD-DAMN QUESTIONS!!!!!
Nina- okay, so are you really an alcoholic?
Reno- You are a really nice person arent you?, no, I dont even drink that much, In the
game I was drinking lemonade
Nina- Oh, so is Rude an alcoholic?
Rude- WHY DOES NO-ONE EVER TALK TO ME DIRECTLY? THEY ALWAYS
ASK RENO ABOUT ME!!!!!
Nina- So, Rude are you an alcoholic?
Rude- Ask Reno
Nina- I give up!
Reno- No, he is not an alcoholic
Nina- Thankyou, so is Elna?
Reno- No
Nina- Tseng?
Reno- Big time
Nina- Aha!
Matt- Lets go ask RedXIII some questions
Nina- Okay, HEY NANAKI/REDXIII!
Nanaki- Call me Nanaki
Nina- Okay! So, Nanaki, do you seriously believe that your grandfather went on a jouney?
Nanaki- No he is most definately dead
Nina- So you were just acting when he died in the game
Nanaki- Yeah
Nina- In the end movie you were seen with kids, right?
Nanaki- Yeah
Nina- But in the game you said you were the only one of your kind
Nanaki- Hey, you're right, HEY MR PRODUCER!!! (Runs off)
Matt- That was intresting
Nina- Uh-huh..........So, who is left?
Matt- Cid, Barett, Marlene, Scarlet, Hojo, Cait, Yuffie, Tseng, Elna, Priscilla, Dio,
Lucrecia...........
Nina- I GET THE POINT!
Matt- How about Cid?
Nina- Okay, where is he?
Shera- He is sleeping
Nina- Okay, Barrett?
Shera- He is in his room
Nina- Thanks Shera
Shera- You're welcome
Nina- Lets go find Barrett's room
Matt- Would that be the one with 'BARRETT'S ROOM' on the door?
Nina- Yup, lets go
Matt- (Walks in to the room) AAARGH (Runs out) MY EYES, MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
Nina- What?
Matt- He was getting changed!!!
Nina- Oh my god, you poor camera-person!
Matt- I'm blind!
Nina- No you aren't, your hair is in your eyes
Matt- I knew that!
Nina- Right lets talk to Vincent again, I like him
Matt- Nina and Vincent sittin up a tree............
Nina- Shut it Matt
Matt- ^_^
Nina- Hey Vincent!
Vincent- Not you again
Nina- Hey, I wanna ask you more questions
Vincent- What now?
Nina- Is your Claw really made of gold?
Vincent- o_O WHAT, i'm not answering that!
Nina- I'll take that as a yes
Vincent- Im leaving (walks off)
Nina- BUT WHAT ABOUT TIFA?
Matt- He's gone
Nina- I know that, hey Aeris/th
Aeris/th- (walks the opposite direction)
Cait- It's that time of month again
Nina- Ahhh that explains it, So Cait, are you really happy being a cat sitting on to of a
stuffed mog?
Cait- You really do not care about others feelings do you?
Nina- No, so are you really happy?
Cait- (eyes start to water) YOU ARE SO MEAN! (Runs off)
Nina- What's his problem?
*All the characters in this fanfic are fictional, except me (Nina) and Sephiroth who is real
inside my head*
would be the main character!
Behind the scenes of FFVII
Sephiroth- Where is my sword? CLOUD DID YOU STEAL MY MASAMUNE AGAIN?
Nina- And here we are behind the scenes of FFVII and over there we see Sephiroth
storming around as you would expect him to
Sephiroth- Do you have a behind the scenes pass?
Nina- Ummm........anyway so, are all of you really like your characters in the computer
game FFVII?
Sephiroth- Well, some are, some arent, I still hate Cloud, he still has a chocobo instead of
hair, Tifa is however quite different
Nina- Like how?
Sephiroth- Well, she has blonde hair, she wears a maximiser on set, she is also a.....
Tifa- What are you telling her?
Sephiroth- Ummm.......Gotta go!
*he leaves*
Nina- What was he saying?
Tifa- Nothing, so what are you doing here?
Nina- Im here to find out what the FFVII characters are really like
Tifa- Oh, well Sephiroth is still as big-headed as ever, he refuses to believe Jenova is not
his mother
Nina- So Lucrecia really is his mother!
Tifa- No, his mum is called Jill
Nina- Riiiight, has Vincent really got a clawed hand? and does he really transform?
Tifa- Yeah
Nina- Cool!
Tifa- And Cid does NOT know how to fly a plane
Nina- WHAT? seriously?
Tifa- Uh-huh, he has a stunt man do it for him
Nina- Are you taping this? Matt
Matt- Yeah
Nina- The viewers are gonna love this
Tifa- Oh, am I on tv? HI MOM!!!
Nina- *Sigh* So has barett really got a gun arm?
Tifa- *too busy smiling at the camera to notice the question*
Nina- Forget it Matt, lets go find someone else
Tifa- Dont go!
Nina- Bye Tifa
Matt- Is that Cloud and Vincent?
Nina- Yes it is (walks up to him) Hello Cloud, hello Vincent
Cloud- How you doin?
Vincent- No point talking to him, he always tries to chat up the girls
Nina- Okay, hello Vincent
Vincent- How come everyone always talks to me last? Am I not important or somthing?
Am I too weak?
Nina- Calm down Vincent, Actually in my game you are 20 Levels higher than Cloud, and
you have limit level 4, he is on limit level 2, and you have your Death penalty
Vincent- Nice
Nina- So, what is you favourite food?
Vincent- Blood
Matt- I told you he was a vampire! HA you now owe me £10
Nina- Grrrrrr (hands over £10 to Matt)
Matt- ^_^
Vincent- So, any more questions, or can I go now?
Cloud- So Nina, whats your number?
Nina- Shut it Cloud, So Vince What do you do for fun?
Vincent- Dont call me that! And I enjoy shooting small animals
Nina- Lovely i'm sure
Vincent- I'm going now, goodbye
Cloud- So, where do you live?
Nina- Bye Vincent
Cloud- Can I have your mobile number?
Nina- Hey, Is that Sephiroth?
Cloud- Gotta go! (leaves)
Nina- Hey Aeris/Aerith!
Aeris/Aerith- What?
Nina- Hi I just want to ask you a few Questions......
Aeris/Aerith- Shaddup
Nina- Youre charming
Aeris/Aerith- Go away
Matt- She is way different to her character
Nina- Youre tellin me
Aeris/Aerith- What are you here for?
Nina- To see what the FFVII characters are really like
Aeris/Aerith- Well go away
Nina- Fine then! (walks off)
Matt- So, who next?
Nina- Aha! HEY RUFUS!
Rufus- Oh no
Nina- What?
Rufus- Vincent told me about you
Nina- Whats wrong with me?
Rufus- Just ask the damn questions and let me get on with my life
Nina- Ooookay, So, do you really hate your dad as much as you do in FFVII?
Rufus- No, I hate him so much more, I was actually the one who killed him, Sephiroth let
me borrow his sword
Nina- Charming young man
Rufus- I know I am!
Nina- *Sigh* Presidents are always the dumb ones
Rufus- I heard that
Nina- What are ya gonna do about it?
Rufus- You do realize I have a gun?
Nina- ............So, as I was saying presidents are always so smart
Rufus- Better
Nina- So, are you really in love with Scarlet?
Rufus- OH YUCK! SCARLET? UGH!
Nina- I take that as a no
Rufus- WHAT THE HELL GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
Nina- Matt said you were
Matt- Eeeeeep
Rufus- *Gets out his gun*
Nina- Please dont shoot my cameraman
Rufus- Okay then, I'll go shoot Hojo instead
Nina- Nice choice
Rufus- Bye Nina (leaves)
Nina- Hey is that Reno?
Reno- Rude, lets get going, shes here
Rude- Too late
Nina- Hiya!
Reno- Damn, Just ask me the damn questions so I can get on with my life
Nina- Hey, Rufus said that!
Reno- JUST ASK THE GOD-DAMN QUESTIONS!!!!!
Nina- okay, so are you really an alcoholic?
Reno- You are a really nice person arent you?, no, I dont even drink that much, In the
game I was drinking lemonade
Nina- Oh, so is Rude an alcoholic?
Rude- WHY DOES NO-ONE EVER TALK TO ME DIRECTLY? THEY ALWAYS
ASK RENO ABOUT ME!!!!!
Nina- So, Rude are you an alcoholic?
Rude- Ask Reno
Nina- I give up!
Reno- No, he is not an alcoholic
Nina- Thankyou, so is Elna?
Reno- No
Nina- Tseng?
Reno- Big time
Nina- Aha!
Matt- Lets go ask RedXIII some questions
Nina- Okay, HEY NANAKI/REDXIII!
Nanaki- Call me Nanaki
Nina- Okay! So, Nanaki, do you seriously believe that your grandfather went on a jouney?
Nanaki- No he is most definately dead
Nina- So you were just acting when he died in the game
Nanaki- Yeah
Nina- In the end movie you were seen with kids, right?
Nanaki- Yeah
Nina- But in the game you said you were the only one of your kind
Nanaki- Hey, you're right, HEY MR PRODUCER!!! (Runs off)
Matt- That was intresting
Nina- Uh-huh..........So, who is left?
Matt- Cid, Barett, Marlene, Scarlet, Hojo, Cait, Yuffie, Tseng, Elna, Priscilla, Dio,
Lucrecia...........
Nina- I GET THE POINT!
Matt- How about Cid?
Nina- Okay, where is he?
Shera- He is sleeping
Nina- Okay, Barrett?
Shera- He is in his room
Nina- Thanks Shera
Shera- You're welcome
Nina- Lets go find Barrett's room
Matt- Would that be the one with 'BARRETT'S ROOM' on the door?
Nina- Yup, lets go
Matt- (Walks in to the room) AAARGH (Runs out) MY EYES, MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
Nina- What?
Matt- He was getting changed!!!
Nina- Oh my god, you poor camera-person!
Matt- I'm blind!
Nina- No you aren't, your hair is in your eyes
Matt- I knew that!
Nina- Right lets talk to Vincent again, I like him
Matt- Nina and Vincent sittin up a tree............
Nina- Shut it Matt
Matt- ^_^
Nina- Hey Vincent!
Vincent- Not you again
Nina- Hey, I wanna ask you more questions
Vincent- What now?
Nina- Is your Claw really made of gold?
Vincent- o_O WHAT, i'm not answering that!
Nina- I'll take that as a yes
Vincent- Im leaving (walks off)
Nina- BUT WHAT ABOUT TIFA?
Matt- He's gone
Nina- I know that, hey Aeris/th
Aeris/th- (walks the opposite direction)
Cait- It's that time of month again
Nina- Ahhh that explains it, So Cait, are you really happy being a cat sitting on to of a
stuffed mog?
Cait- You really do not care about others feelings do you?
Nina- No, so are you really happy?
Cait- (eyes start to water) YOU ARE SO MEAN! (Runs off)
Nina- What's his problem?
*All the characters in this fanfic are fictional, except me (Nina) and Sephiroth who is real
inside my head*