Portal is Still Alive
Portal was a triumph.
I'm making
a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my
satisfaction.
If you like science
Portal's a must
You'll
be a fan.
It's really good of all of us.
Even the ones who
are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every remake.
They
just keep on trying till they make it look fake.
When you get the
game to run.
And you have a lot of fun.
From the people who
made Half-Life.
I might not get angry.
I'm being so sincere
right now.
Even if you tear out my heart.
And mock me.
And
tear the game to pieces.
And make every piece into a liar.
As
they failed it hurt because I'm so happy for Portal 2!
Now these
mocks of data make a beautiful lie.
And we're out of a
greater,
Portal releasing on time.
So it sucks we got
turned.
But think of all the things they learned
from the
people who play Half-Life.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I
prefer to stay outside.
Maybe you'll find another game to help
you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT
CHANCE.
Anyway, this game was great.
It's so evil and
moist.
Look at them still talking
when there's games like Team
Fortress 2.
When I look at it, it makes me think of Portal 2.
You
have experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the
next chapter of Still Alive.
And believe me I loved Still
Alive.
It's only Science that makes it a lie.
I feel
FANTASTIC while playing Still Alive.
While it's dying I'll be
playing Half-Life.
And when it's dead we won't be alive.
STILL
ALIVE