How to commit Suicide, Bella Swan Style
'Ugh nobody wants me. I'm pathetic. I'm ugly, and fat, and unlovable. The love of my life left me. He used me as a plaything! I'm not good for him. I'm not good enough for him. I'm not good enough for anyone, not even Jacob Black. He's way younger than me and he says I shouldn't be around him! My own mother and father fight over who has to have me! Even they reject me! I want to die. There is no point in living!' I thought as I grabbed the butter knife. I planned it out. I was going to cut myself and let it bleed. There are two options. Either I bleed to death, or some vampire wanting to kill me, will suck m dry. Maybe it'll be Edward! Then I can see him one last time, before I die! Oh, I can't wait. I took the butter knife and began sawing. The whole time, I heard Edwards voice. He was calling to me. He kept chanting "Idiot. Idiot. Idiot." It was AMAZING!!! "Why won't it cut?" I then remembered people use razors to cut themselves so I went up to my shower and got my razor. The blade just wouldn't come off so I cut myself with the whole razor. Nothing happened but I did receive a few paper cut sized scratches. No blood though. I then tried using one of Charlie's fishing knives. I brought the knife to my arm, with the sharp side in the air, safety first of course. I began to slice away at my skin. It wouldn't work! 'Why can't I kill myself?' I stepped outside to go to the woods across the street, and find an animal to molest me. As I stepped into the street, I heard a horn honking and Mike cursing at me. Then I felt an impact. It was amazing. I flew back a little and fell to the ground. I couldn't move. I felt the blood trickling down my head. 'I wanted my arms to bleed, not my head! God!!!' Then I blacked out, never to see my Eddy again.