ok here it is the part 2 of my popular yo momma joke battle,this time the Arbiter and Truth must battle for supremacy and the stakes are higher, whoever wins gains controle of the Covenant!
The Arbiter stood still,all his rage and hatred he saved for this, for the scum that lied and tortured him, this time it was his turn to torture.He smiled menicingly.The Chief with his gun at the ready prepared for the worst.
"Yo momma so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party!"Truth spat.
"What? Did he just...No...Wait he just insulted my momma,why?"Some thing had possesed the Arbiter.
"Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light!
"WAIT! Arbiter you are about to save the universe from ultimant destruction! And Truth you are about to be killed! Why are you talking about each others moms!?" Chief shouted.Truth merely shruged his shoulders and let another joke fly.
"YO momma so old when she was in school there was no history class!"The Arbiter shook it off( because it is true) and set a hard one at Truth.
"Yo mom is like spoiled milk old and chuncky!"
"Ok, I can play hard ball my self.Yo mommas so fat when she sees a yello school bus full of white kids she says' stop that twinky'."
The chief chuckeled, but stoped when the Arbiter sent him a death glare.
''YO mommas so ugly they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist' in her shower.''
ok realy short i know but plz review u can find the original in the star wars section all jokes from plz