Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants
Chapter 1
It was a warm day in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob was sat in his house when Squidward came in.
"What are you doing here Squidward." said Spongebob.
"I came to kill you," said Squidward. Squidward had a gun.
"But, Squidward, we're best friends. Why do you want to kill me?" asked Spongebob nervously.
"No, Spongebob. I hate you. I was never your friend." said Squidward.
He shot Spongebob. Spongebob died and his yellow, spongy body fell to the floor. Just then Patrick came in and saw Spongebob's dead body laid on the floor. He spotted the gun in Squidward's hand and figured out how Spongebob had died. "Squidward did you kill Spongebob?" said Patrick
"Yes." replied Squidward. There was silence.
Then Patrick said "You killed my best friend."
"Yeah, I did." said Squidward.
"Spongebob is dead because of you?" asked Patrick.
"For the last time, YES! I KILLED SPONGEBOB!" yelled Squidward.
Patrick took a rusty, old knife out of his pocket. Squidward was shocked and didn't say anything.
"You killed Spongebob. You killed my best friend. And that makes me angry. So now, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" yelled Patrick.
Squidward screamed "No Patrick, no! Don't kill me! I'll be your best friend instead! Just, please Patrick, don't kill me."
Patrick ignored Squidward's pleas and ran at Squidward with the knife.
"NO PATRICK!! STOP!!" screamed Squidward.
But it was too late. Patrick stabbed Squidward in his heart. Squidward stumbled backwards. Blood was pouring out of his stab wound. The blood splattered the walls. Patrick was covered in Squidward's bright red blood.
"I HATE YOU PATRICK! YOU KILLED ME! I WANT REVENGE! AND I WILL GET MY REVENGE! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE! MY GHOST WILL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND KILL YOU, PATRICK! AND THEN WHEN YOU DIE AND YOU ARE A GHOST I WILL DESTROY YOUR GHOST SO THAT YOU WILL DIE TWICE! HA HA! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE! YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU KILLED ME, PATRICK STAR!!" yelled Squidward.
And with that, Squidward Tentacles, Spongebob's neighbour and murderer, died on the floor near the T.V, with one hand on his heart and the other in a puddle of Gary the Snails pee. Patrick stood and smiled at Squidward's corpse.
"No you won't, Big Nose." whispered Patrick.
He glanced around to see if anyone had seen him murder Squidward. He spotted Spongebob's pet snail, Gary, shaking with fear in the corner.
"Meow…" said Gary.
He started to cry when Patrick walked over to him. Patrick picked Gary up and stared at him.
"You didn't see anything." whispered Patrick, threateningly.
"Meow," cried Gary.
Gary was shaking in terror and was that scared that he peed in Patrick's hand. Patrick stared at Gary in disgust and calmly shook his hand. Droplets of snail pee splattered the wall next to the blood.
"Meow," whimpered Gary.
Suddenly, Patrick threw Gary at the wall. His shell smashed into a hundred tiny pieces that cut his slimy body.
"Meow…meow…"croaked Gary.
The snail was dying. Patrick angrily stomped on the snail.
"MEOW!!" Gary screamed in pain.
When Patrick stepped back, Gary was dead. At that moment Patrick and Spongebob's friend Sandy Cheeks entered the house. She saw the bodies of Spongebob, Squidward and Gary and stopped.
"Patrick, what happened here." gasped Sandy.
Patrick walked towards her. She was staring at Spongebob's body. She didn't see him pick up the baseball bat. Patrick hid the baseball bat behind him.
"You should go. Now. Leave and you'll live another day." said Patrick.
"Yeah. You're right. I'm gonna go tell the Police." said Sandy.
She turned around to leave. Patrick picked the baseball bat back up and smashed her head with it. The baseball bat cracked her head open. Sandy died instantly.
"I have to get out of here," muttered Patrick.
He looked at himself in the mirror. He was covered in blood. Patrick ran to Spongebob's bathroom to wash the blood off. When he was done he walked back to his house and packed a bag. Then he went to the bus stop and caught the first bus out of town. He leaned out of the window and shouted "Patrick Star is leaving Bikini Bottom!!"
