I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
"Hey Sakura."
"Ya Sasuke?"
"Like like you."
"What was that?
"I LIKE YOU."
"….."
"Oh my gwad! SAKURA!! Wake UP! Dear Kami! PLEASE WAKE UP THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS NAMED SAKURA!"
"Sasuke."
"AND PLEASE! SAVE HER FROM….
"Sasuke….."
"THE DEVIL IN HELL WHERE…"
"SASUKE!!"
"…."
"I like you to!"
Then they got married in a hut where Itachi finally said that he was gay and started to make out with Kisame right there and tried to get into his pants! Kisame gladly agreed and did errr.. 'it' right there in front of Sasuke and Sakura……
"OH MY GOD!! KISAME'S A GIRL!!"
Poor poor Itachi. He finally lost it with a cross dresser. I cry for you.
Anyway…. after their shock, Sasuke and Sakura went home to Naruto and did a three way!! NOT!!
END!