This is another stupid idea I had

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You see a cabin in the woods with mat, rand, and perrin.

Mat: Hey Rand!!!

Rand: What?? Cant you see I'm in the bathroom?

Mat: Sorwwy!!

Perrin: Mat, who are you talking to?

Mat: Rand.

Perrin: Hi Rand!

Rand: Even though I'm the dragon reborn, I still deserve some privacy!!!

Mat and Perrin: Sorwy.

A sigh is heard from the bathroom

Perrin: Lets go for a walk. Maybe we can find some wolves!

Mat: *rolls eyes* fine, whatever.

Perrin and Mat walk outside. After a few minutes…

Perrin: What's that? Do you here something?

Mat: No.

Something shuffles in the bushes.

Perrin runs out and grabs it.

Perrin: GOTCHA!!!

Perrin pulls out his hands and he sees that he is holding an elf.

Mat: I thought those things were smaller. *looks confused*

Perrin: Whats your name?

Mat: Mine?

Elf: Legolas Greenleaf…what do you want?

Mat: What are you doing here?

Perrin: Are you following us?

Legolas ignores them both.

Mat: I thought those things were quieter. *looks confused*

Perrin: Well? *gives the elf a shake*

Legolas looks annoyed and turns pink at Mats comment.

Rand appears.

Rand: Whats that?

Mat and Perrin: An elf.

Rand: How did you catch it?? I WANT ONE!!!

Perrin: We heard it.

Rand: I thought those things were quieter. *looks confused*

Legolas turns a dark purple.

Mat: What do we do with it?

Rand: Lets eat it. I'm tired of berries.

Perrin: No, it looks nice.

Legolas looks more annoyed than ever.

Mat: Well?

Rand and Perrin start arguing over what to do with Legolas.

Mat: Lets make it a pet.

Rand and Perrin both raise their eyebrows at Mat.

Mat: *mumbles* it was just an idea.

While Rand and Perrin are arguing, Legolas runs away.

Mat: HES GONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Rand: My elf!!!! Nooooooooo!!

Perrin: lets go after it!!!

They all go home and pack.

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That was really pathetic. I know. But please read and review if you want me to change anything!!!