Catastrophe

One week of pure nonsense at a resort.

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Hiromu Arakawa does. Wish I did though…-sniff-

Chapter 1: Tickets

'-sigh- Why o why does the Philosophers Stone be sooo…unknown' Ed sat down on a nearby fountain and started mumbling to himself.

'What's wrong brother?' Al asked as he poked his brother.

'We still have no leads on the stone and I'm hungry and tired not to mention that we're broke'

'Hey guys! Guess what?' Reika said as she poked her head in. She stared at the two brothers at the fountain and pointed out; 'you shouldn't be sitting there you know'

Ed raised his head up and said; 'Why?'

The girl sighed and again pointed something out 'The water is infested with piranhas and the paint is still wet now to mention that the cement isn't that dry yet.'

Ed's jaw dropped down 'What!' Ed immediately stood up and said; 'You were saying something before now spit it out.'

'No need to be pushy Mr. Oh so mighty alchemist' Reika poked her head through her laptop bag (whoot! rich!) and started shaking it up and down. 'Where is it? UWAAAA! Where could it be!'

'You mean that little piece of paper hanging out of your pocket?' Al pointed out.

'Oops, I forgot that I placed it there…' Reika rubbed the back of her head. 'Anyway, I have two more extra tickets to one of the newest and awesome resort. Would you two like to come?'

'For free right, Reika?' Ed asked in curiosity. 'The last time you gave us tickets; you pushed me over the ferry, the other one was when YOU invited the Homunculi and started to annoy me once again, the worst one was when YOU MADE ME WATCH SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS! ALL THE KIDS ASKED ME IF I WERE ONE OF THE DWARFS!' Ed tried to attack Reika meanwhile Al was trying to hold him off.

'C'mon, Ed the snow white thing was really fun!' Reika said trying to tease Ed.

'Don't wory, this time should be safe..I think. Not to mention that I heard that they an exquisite restaurant filled with delicious cuisines.' Reika started to poke Ed at his waist trying to convince the two brothers to come.

'And where exactly did you get the tickets?' Ed asked.

'Secret!'

'Tell me!'

'NO!'

'Spit it out! DUMB FANFIC WRITER!'

'Uh-oh…' Al sat on the floor thinking that everything would turn out ugly.

'Dumb fan-fic writer eh…'

'YES! DUMB AND STUPID!'

'YOU'RE GOING DOWN PIPSQUEAK!'

'WHO YA CALLING A PIPSQUEAK!'

'-beats Ed up-'

'-dies comically-'

-Intermission-

Ed: Oi! FANFIC WRITER WHY DID YA PAUSE THE TAPE!

Reika: It's a DVD not a tape!

Ed: DVD?

Reika: IT'S A DVD! OK? PIPSQUEAK

Ed: Who paused the DVD then?

Reika: Al did.

Ed: Why?

Reika: he needed to get some popcorn.

Al: I'm back!

Reika: -grabs remote-

-DVD continues to Play-

Ed comes back to life comically

'NOW TAKE THE TICKETS OR DIE!' Reika protested as she beated up the helpless Ed.

'Yes..ma'am…' Ed tried to grab his breath when Reika suddenly let go.

-DVD PAUSES-

Reika: YESH! A CLIFFHANGER! MWAHAHAHA -chokes-

Ed: Yesh, she is very evil!

Reika: No I'm not!

Ed: Yes you are!

Reika: No I ain't! –beats ed up-

Ed: please…write…a…review!

Reika: -plays Luny Tunes song credits-

Ed: You're lame in music!

Reika: NO I'M NOT!

Ed: Just end it!

Al: -breaks T.V-

Ed and Reika: OO