WANGZILLAAAAA!
disclaimer: neither i, nor kolko braginski own godzilla, hetalia, or anything else mentioned in this story. it is purely for entertainment purposes.
Written by Kolko Braginski and Animearu
A giant godzilla-like monster appears in Shanghai. "RUN! IT'S WANGZILLA!" Korea screamed. "I think you mean 'Godzirra'." Japan says. "No! I mean Wang-Zilla! Godzilla was already taken!" Korea shouts. China comes in. "I have had enough of your stupid nicknames, aru!" He yells. "Aniki! Look out! It's behind you!" Korea yells. China turns around. "AIYAA!" he screams, "WHY DID YOU NAME IT AFTER ME ARU?!". "BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AS SCARY AND YELL AT ME!"
"Guys… I think we should just RUN!" Japan screams. All start running away from the giant beast. "Why… did you… make this aru?!" China said panting from running. "I missed you!" Korea shouts. "I can't say the same, aru!" China scowls, panting heavily. Wangzilla then removed a building and found the three. "Um… I'm sorry!" Korea said, "Happy birthday though!" "Yeah, nice birthday present aru!" China scoffed. "Stop right there!" said an annoying voice. America was standing there on top a building, "I as the hero must stop you!" The monster chomped on his head, and he flailed his limbs and screamed like a little girl. And so goes the death of the hero.
"I take it back aru. I love this thing aru!" China said. "Wait! He owed me money, aru! AIYAA..." He sighs. "Oh well. B*tch got what he deserved aru." Wangzilla then went somewhere. "W-Where's it going?!" Japan said trembling. It came back with two blondes. France and England. "Wait!" said Japan, "before you kirr them…" they looked at Japan. "I um…I um… want to see you two kiss…" "That's your bloody concern right now?! WANKER!" England yells. "We'll, it's fine with me, mon Cher!" France winks. He leans over and kisses England. England blushed, then the monster crushed them in its mouth.
"Please spare me! Please! I'm sorry! Put us down!" England begged. "Yes! Make them beg for their lives, aru!" China chuckles sinisterly. "So do you like your present?" Korea asked. "Oh Korea," said China, "for once I'm not ashamed of you aru." "Oh thank you Aniki- HEY! you're ashamed of me?!" Korea gasps, "but still! I'm so happy Da-ze!" "Spare the Brit aru," he said, "and the Frenchie. They are my OTP aru!" "What the bloody hell?!" Britain yelled. France quieted him. He was happy to be alive.
"Who are you? What happened to the fun-loving gay-ass commie?!" England asks. "It's called PAYBACK, Opium, aru!" China laughs, "now who's next…?" "Are you thinking what I am thinking?" Japan said. "Yes…" said China, "Bring me the Russian Bear aru!" The creature left. The creature came back, but this time Russia was on its shoulder and smiling innocently. "Good boy," he said. "Whaaaat aru?!" China said.
"Kirr him! Kirr him!" Japan yelled. It lowered Russia down to China's level. "Priveeeet!" Russia says. Russia climbed off its shoulder and it exploded in a combination of flames and vodka. "Aiyaa, why, aruu?!" China pouts. It then burst into fire works that decorated the sky that said, "Happy birthday China!" "Aww, you guys make me feel young aru," said China. Hong Kong then lit another firework. "Hey! What the bloody hell are you doing?!" Britain was taped to the rocket. The thing then shot up and exploded. "Now THAT was awesome aru!" said China. England came down and landed in France's arms. He looked normal, but all roasted. "You're my French toast, onhonhon!" France laughs.
The end