Eternal Rivals My Ass
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sai would get soooo much more screen time.
Summary: (Set after Gai loses the rock-paper-scissors game and gives Lee his pep talk) Kakashi knows a great way to cool off after a work out.
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"You're stupid," Kakashi pointed out politely.
"I'm honorable," grunted Gai.
"Same difference. You know, I wasn't watching you till the kid left, you should've stopped then."
"Lee idolizes me! And my youthful vigor is more than a match for this! Maito Gai does not give up! It's…!"
"Not your ninja way, yes," Kakashi said in bored sort of voice.
"Its not your ninja way either," Gai panted after another ten laps.
"What?" Kakashi asked, nose deep in Icha, Icha Paradise.
"Not giving up—that is your ninja way as well."
"Hmmm. You're tiring. You should stop before a heat stroke gets you," Kakashi said, looking up from his book.
"I gave my word that I would do this!" Gai snapped, "If you can't be optimistic, at least don't be such a pessimist!"
Now that pissed Kakashi off. He wasn't optimistic or pessimistic…he was realistic!
"I still think you're stupid," he huffed, as though it was the ultimate comeback instead of the only one he could think of, "and you're a pig-headed fool!"
They continued in frosty silence until the sky was darkening. Gai finally stopped, having finished his rounds.
"I did it!" he said triumphantly before swooning. Kakashi shot out an arm to steady him.
"Still stupid. You have to cool down after such a strenuous work out. Baaaaaka."
Gai sighed, and began walking briskly. Kakashi stopped him by sticking a foot out. The man (shame to call him a jounin he who got tripped) fell flat on his face, twisted around, and spluttered in indignation.
"I've just thought of a better way to cool down," Kakashi purred, putting Icha, Icha Paradise aside and dropping onto his lover's stomach. He kissed him luxuriously, exulting in the taste of Gai's soft lips, his hot mouth. Gai's hands sought out their favorite positions in the small of Kakashi's back, pulling him deep into the kiss. Kakashi rolled over, putting Gai on top, moaning as their crotches rubbed against each other through the material of their pants.
Gai broke the kiss, and began to tongue his way downwards, leaving wet sloppy kiss marks on Kakashi's chin, neck, shoulders, chest, down towards his navel where a snowy path of hair led the way to nirvana. He undid his boyfriend's zipper and belt with his teeth, tugging at the belt until giving in to it, using his fingers to pry it open.
Kakashi just lay back, occasionally whimpering as Gai did something that felt especially good. But as his 'mighty guy' began to pull his boxers down to free the bulge there, he suddenly flipped, so that they'd switched positions again.
"I said cool down," he laughed, "And now this is just getting red hot."
Gai growled and threw the man over his shoulder. "Let's finish this at home," he said, and shot into the air.
Icha, Icha Paradise lay forgotten in the woods.
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Is it just me or is Kakashi way uke-ish? Hmmm…anyway. The mighty guy thing is a (very obvious) play on 'Maito Gai's name. So, hoped you liked it, and for those who asked, this is my favorite Kakashi pairing. KakaIru is kawaii, but I find this more appealing.