10 Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters
Written by Saydee Anna Warner and Nuell Lynne Smith
(Note: The name in parentheses is the one who wrote it. Also, I'll add a little story about how they show it to the Twilight character and the character gets mad.)
Edward (Saydee)
10. Start a group of Edward fan girls and chase him all the way out to the woods.
9. Shout out in front of a crowd, "HEY!! LOOK!!! IT'S A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
8. Tell him Bella's pregnant with Aro's child.
7. When he asks Bella about it, pop out of nowhere and scream, "J/K!!!!!!!!!"
6. Sign him and Jane up for a parenting class.
5. When he's not looking, shoot him with paintballs.
4. When he's with Bella, start singing "Fall for You" by Secondhand Serenade out loud. When you get to the "Because a girl like you is impossible to find" part, start pointing at Bella.
3. Gasp and then yell, "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" When you see that it's just Jacob Black, breathe a HUGE sigh of relief.
2. Wait until he's alone, then wrap your arms around his waist and start singing the female's part to "If It Means a Lot to You" by A Day to Remember.
1. Tell Bella that Jane is pregnant with a little boy and that Edward's the daddy.
"Oh boy. This is going to really set him off like a bomb." Nuell said. I snickered. Then, Edward walked into the room. I handed him the list. He read it. Suddenly I saw his face go from shock to anger. His eyes turned coal black. He suddenly turned to me and, after ripping the list in half started walking towards me in a scary way. I started running after bursting out laughing.