Well, this is for New Years. NADESHIKO IS REAL HERE. Yeah, and randomness warning too.
SETTING: They're all in middle/high school. Even Yaya and Kairi.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Shugo Chara or Soul Eater.
"Why are we doing this again?!" Utau whisper screamed at the four other girls.
"I blame Tsukasa." Rima frowned.
"Yes," Utau said impatiently, "But why are we in Tadase's closet?!"
"Because we don't have ammo." Amu looked at her as is it were the most obvious thing in th world. "And it's your fault we have to go against those stupid boy's anyway!"
The olde girl winced at the last comment. "Then why don't we go buy some?!" Utau argued.
Amu pouted. "Well miss popstar do you have enough cash for fireworks?"
"....no." Despite Utau being a famous singer, her parents limited her money so she wouldn't 'spoil' herself.
"Which is excactly why we're taking all the fireworks that the boys stocked at Tadase-kun's house!" Yaya giggled and was about to jump out of the closet.
Nadeshiko shot forwad and grabbed Yaya back faster than you can say 'let's break into Tadase's house to steal fireworks'. "Shhhh, he's coming."
"Can I go home?" Rima asked, gettin uncomfortable in the cramped closet. Everyone ignored her, which made Rima unhappy. Rima does rash things when she's unhappy.
The first thing she did was slide the closet door opend quickly and watched as the other girls tumbled out. Then she hopped out herself. Then she walked over to Tadase (he just came in), who had his mouth agape in shock and confusion, took his textbook (with much effort), raised it high, and dropped it on Tadase's face. Said boy lost consciousness and hit his head on the the wall before sinking slowly and gracefully to the ground like a dead angel. Rima grabbed the two backpacks full of fireworks dragged them over to the other girls (still on the ground and staring at the Rima like she was crazy) then turned on her heel and opened the door. She walked out. What seemed like an eternity passed before they saw Rima come back through door. "What are you sitting around for, he's not going to wake up any time soon."
The Utau and Amu each grabbed a bag while Yaya laughed and they scampered out of the Hotori household.
~Ding turn the page~
(A group of people with headsets pushed a very confused man with messy orange tinted hair dressed in a neat suit(for once) out on what looked to be a movie set.
"Wha? What is this?" He asked whilst frantically looking around.
A man with a headset placed a podium in front of him and gave him a sheet of paper. "You're the narrator, just read from this."
The messy-haired man looked even more confused. "When did this happen? Why am I the narrator?"
The headset man ignored him and went backstage."And...ACTION!"
A flood of light shined upon the man and he began narrating against his will.)
~Ding turn the page~
Now, you may be wondering, why exactly are the girls stealing fireworks from the boys? Well, it started this very morning, when the middle school student council where having tea, just like they did in elementary....
Earlier This Morning (A/N: I realise I making them go to school when they're supposed to be on break. Pretend they all meet up there once in a while just for the heck of it.)
Rima furrowed her eyebrows suddenly as she finished sipping her tea. Nagihiko noticed this. "What's wrong Rima, is the tea bad?"
Rima shook her head. "No, I just sense something bad is about to happen....like-"
"STUDENT COUNCIL!" Tsukasa exclaimed as he burst through the wooden doors.
"-that." Rima sighed.
"Wonderful idea I just had, you ten should do something to represent Seiyo at the town festival!" Tsukasa smiled bringing his hands together.
At this, a number a things happened. Ikuto stopped trying to take a bite out of Amu's cookie and stared at the elementary Headmaster. Rima gave Nagihiko a 'I told you so look'. Utau slammed her hands on the table which made Kukai fall out of his chair. The other's just stared at the man with unsaid 'are you serious' remarks dancing on their tongues.
"Why?! We're not even part of the elementary?!" Utau complained.
"Well I had a meeting with the other headmaster's and they all loved the idea!" Everyone glared at Tadase like it was his fault his uncles were so weird.
"Why us ten?" Kairi asked. There were many other members of the student council (who will not be mentioned for they are irrelevant to this story). After all, the middle school high school were joined. (A/N:Just pretend.)
"No one else is here and you're all spectacular thinkers." Tsukasa praised. Lucky for him it actually got to some of them.
Amu scratched the back of her head. "Well, I suppose we could..." She said with uncertaintly. She looked around. "Is it okay?"
"Like we even have a choice in the matter..." Nagihiko muttered.
"Yaya wants to!"
"It's a grade." Tsukasa added darkly.
"Okay." Everyone answered quickly.
Tsukasa clasped his hands together. "Perfect!"
"I say we should do a modeling stand for my precious daughter and I will take pictures." Tsumugu suggested as his head popped out from the coat closet.
Amu looked like she'd just been hit by a ton of bricks. "HOLY-"
"No, Hinamori-san, there might be boys." Mr. Mashiro placed a hand on Tsumugu's shoulder.
Rima looked like she's just been hit by a ton of lead. "WHAT THE-"
"But wouldn't they looked marvelous?" Aruto smiled as he too, walked out of the closet.
Utau looked like she'd been hit with a ton of wood. "WHY ARE YOU-"
"I'd have to agree with Tsukiyomi on this one." Mr. Fujisaki (who was dressed in men's clothing today) nodded thoughtfully.
Nadeshiko looked like she's been hit with a tone of cement. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN EUROPE!" Nadeshiko accused, on the brink of chara-changing with Temari.
Mr. Fujisaki looked hurt. "But I came back to visit my favorite twins for New Year's." As he said this, Rima found out where Nagihiko had gotten his abandoned puppy look.
"Yaya wants too!" Ever chipper Yaya squealed.
"NO WAY." The other girls disagreed.
"Ah! How wonderful to meet you, I am Tsukasa Amawakase, elementary Headmaster. He and the fathers greeted eachother and came up with idea's for the stand.
Amu repeatedly hit her head against the table and Utau rubbed her temples, trying to get rid of the migrain that always came whenever Tsukasa was nearby.
Rima groaned. "Is the world insane?!" Rima asked slightly miffed that her dad had burst out of the Student Council room's closet.
Ikuto looked up from moping. "Actually, it is."
Kukai gave him a funny look. "But I though Maka Albarn killed the Kishin."
"Yeah but his insanity still lingers."
"But Shinigami-sama said he would-"
"GUYS!" Amu shot them a look. "Can we get back to this anime and our-" She gestured her and the other girls, "-problems?!"
Ikuto pouted. "Women..." He muttered under his breath. "Fine, who votes for running out of here and coming up with our own plan while Team Dad over there is still distracted?"
Everyone raised their hand and ran out of the room like the Devil was on their heels.
Now that our brave young warriors have escaped the wrath of my boss and their dads they meet at the park to come up with something for the-
~We interrupt this program~
("Nikaidou?" Yukari asked as she walked up to him, unaware that she was on a stage.
He looked at her. "Ah, Yukari."
She glanced at his paper. "Are you....narrating?!"
Yuu sighed. "Against my will, yes."
Yukari raised an eyebrow. "I see....well, have fun!" And with that she walked sighed again.)
~Thank you for your patience~
-stand. After all, their grades depended on it.
"Takiyoki!"
"Awww, thinking of me?"
"...Nevermind...."
"Goldfish scooping?"
"Do you have goldfish?"
"...no."
And so it went on like this for quite a whil, until the Green Ranger- I mean, Nagihiko, came up with a fantastic idea.
"Lets do a firework show."
Kairi nodded. "That's a good idea. We're bound to blow up something anyway." The others nodded.
"Our show is gonna be the best!" Kukai declared. Sadly, Utau took this the wrong way.
"Are you challenging my boy?"
Tadase's eyes widened. "No..." He whispered.
"Oh? A challenge now, is it?" Kukai's eyes glinted.
"Please no."
"You're on! Girls VS Boys!" Utau smirked.
Tadase groaned. He had a horrible feeling this was going to bite him in the ass later.
Which brings us to the situation now. And the game of stealing fireworks went on for quite some time. Until Kairi finally lost it when they invaded Yaya's room and he unleashed his samurai anger, seperating an equal amout of fireworks to each team. The rest were scared out of their wits at the youngest one's outburst and the teams left to their respective hideouts.
"We should use Fujisaki-san's home as a hideout. It has vacant space and he probably has festive clothing." Kairi suggested as he pushed up his glasses. The boys all shook their heads, except for Nagihiko, who wondered if it was really okay for him to bring his reckless friends into his home, with fireworks, no less.
"Let's go to Nadeshiko's house! It's roomy! And she has pretty kimonos!" Yaya shouted. Rima and Amu muttered their agreement and scooted a little farther away from Nadeshiko and Utau. Evidently they were both in a competetive mood.
Oh, the joy.
Wow, I think I'm gonna cut it short there. I swear that was the longest recap ever x.x Poor Nikaidou :P
Review! It's only 2 more year until the apocalypse!
