DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!!! I have used the song "Dirty desire" By: Uatda Hikaru, "My Band" By: D-12, and "Sing" By: Joe Rasposo and I don't own these songs so don't sue me please!

A/N: Hey I'm sorry I haven't written anything in a long time! But I have been inspired to write something that I think is kinda funny. This is just the first part of the Saiyuki manga, but with a little twist.

Sanzo's eye twitched. It was the tenth time that damn little thing started playing music.

"Hey Sanzo are we there yet? I'm so hungry I can't walk another step!" Goku yelled taking the backpack he had on his shoulders off and setting it on the ground. "I saaaaid-ow!" Goku yelled again when the golden haired monk hit him over the head with his fan.

"If you don't shut up, I'll kill you!" Sanzo yelled scrunching his face up in anger. Goku saw a rock on the ground and sat on it placing his backpack next to him. "Shit… even if I killed you, you wouldn't stay dead."

"Well, yeah. That's 'cuz I'm rechargeable." Goku said looking up at his blonde haired companion.

"That's nothing to brag about!" Sanzo yelled rolling his purple eyes.

"Dirty desire

Dirty desire

Dirty desire

There's something that's been growing inside me

Uh, uh baby,baby uh, uh baby, baby

I haven't been myself since we met last week

Uh, uh baby, baby uh, uh baby, baby"

"What the fuck?!" Sanzo yelled when the object in Goku's pocket started making music again. Goku dug in his pocket and pulled out the object. A small blush formed on his cheeks when the song mentioned someone fantasizing about loving someone else a long time. When the song stopped Goku put the object back in his pocket.

"Hey Sanzo why are we in such a hurry to met up with Hakkai and Gojyo anyway?" Goku asked scratching the back of his head.

"..........There's something I need to make sure of……." Sanzo said lowering his voice.

/Flashback/

"Priest of the northern lands, Genjyo Sanzo. I have arrived." Sanzo said standing before the Three Aspects.

/Flashback interruption/

" These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But their all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band"

"It's playing again!" Goku shouted pulling out the object. Sanzo balled both his hands into fists.

"SHUT THAT THING UP!!!"

A/N: Thanks for reading this the next chapter should be up today or tomorrow. Hope you liked it, and if you did review please!