Vegeta and Gohan decided to take Trunks and Goten to the park for a picnic. Vegeta never gets a chance to spend a lot of time with his son ever since he and Bulma secretly divorced. Bulma now has a huge grudge against Vegeta and doesn't like the idea of Trunks hanging out with his divorced father dating his lover. Trunks really insists hanging out with his Dad, he doesn't really mind if he's dating Gohan at all, he sees him as an older brother. When Gohan told his mother he's dating Vegeta, it turned into a challenge trying to take Goten away from her. The night before, he was able to sneak him out of the house without his mother knowing. It was good timing because Chi Chi started drinking who knows how many bottles of wine, and whenever she gets drunk she finds ways to release her anger. Most of the time it would involve hurting Goten. After setting down the blanket on the grass under a large tree Vegeta confessed something to Gohan. "Gohan before we start the picnic there's something you need to know." Gohan asked "What is it Geta?" Vegeta motioned Trunks and Goten to confess. Both of them were quiet for a moment not knowing who's going to confess first. Vegeta spoke "We can stand here all day if you boys wanna." Finally, Goten stepped up "Trunks and I ate the food for the picnic, We're sorry big brother." Trunks added "Just to let you know it was also Dad's fault because he set it on the table and we thought it was breakfast." Vegeta retorted to his son "I told you brats to wait until we get here!" "No you didn't. You went upstairs to jerk off." Vegeta growled "Boy, Don't make me kick your little ass in front of all these people." Trunks chuckled when he saw something crawling on the blanket. He knelt down to pick up a worm and showed it to his Dad "Look what I found Dad." Vegeta shrieked when he saw the worm in his son's hand. "Get that crap away from me!" he swatted the nasty being as hard as he can; he then started squirming uncontrollably. Gohan held Vegeta to calm him down "It's alright Geta, it's alright, it's alright..." Gohan told the the laughing pair "That's enough guys why don't you go play for a little while. Trunks spoke "Come on Goten let's go on the jungle gym." "That was pretty funny Trunks." "Everytime." Gohan asked his petrified boyfriend "Are you okay Geta?" "...I'm going to slaughter those kids." Gohan held him a little tighter "Forget about it, let's just relax right now." Gohan noticed the the two baskets "So what's in the two baskets Geta?" "Well since we ran out of food in the fridge I went out to grab food at that new fast food place that opened up down the road." "You mean Kentucky Fried Dinosaur?" "Yeah that place." "Well, It's better than nothing, thanks sweetheart." Gohan kissed his boyfriend on his cheek. "Lets set up the plates." As the baskets opened the smell of food lingered and Trunks and Goten smelled the food from the area and flew back to the picnic. Trunks asked "Is that fried dinosaur?" Vegeta replied "You don't get any! You can eat the worms since you love picking them up so much." Trunks whine "Don't be an asshole Dad." Vegeta reached for three packets of barbecue sauce and threw them at his son "Here have some barbecue." Gohan spoke "Oh come on Geta don't be so mean." Vegeta looked at Gohan and couldn't help ignoring his adorable face. "Dammit Gohan why do you have to use that face on the picnic! Fine." Trunks squealed and hugged Gohan "I love you Mommy!" Gohan hugged him back "You don't call me Mommy, big bro is fine."

After about an hour of devouring parts of the fried tyrannosaurus rex both Trunks and Goten couldn't move so much "So full…" Goten spoke "I don't wanna eat food ever again." Trunks sat up "You say that, but watch after a few hours". Goten and Trunks watched Vegeta and Gohan displaying affection towards each other. Vegeta kept showering Gohan with kisses, causing him to giggle "Geta stop, we have kids with us remember." "Yeah Dad do what Mommy says, that's gross." Vegeta chuckled "You wanna see gross? This is gross, c'mere Gohan." Vegeta pushed Gohan on the ground with his weight then attacked his mouth with his, taking them to a long make out session. "Ewwww! Dad! Come one we just ate. You're gonna make us throw up our food." Vegeta broke the kiss "You're gonna do this with your girlfriend too you know." "I'm not gonna have a girlfriend." "Give it a few more years." Trunks looked at Goten who is still watching them, interested. Trunks shielded his best friends eyes "Don't look Goten. Let's go play." "Aww I was still watching." Vegeta spoke "Go play with Trunks, you don't want to see me have my way with your brother." Gohan heard way with your brother "What!?" Vegeta smirked "You heard me Mommy." Vegeta started kissing, nibbling his neck. Trunks yelled "Fucking gross Dad! Let's get outta here Goten." "Okay." Gohan asked "Geta were you serious?" "If I say yes will you do it?" "We're in public." "I don't care who watches." Gohan squeaked "No! Geta!" "Come to Daddy sweetie." "Don't say things like that!"

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Goten and Trunks are walking around the park. Goten asked "Hey Trunks were you serious about not having a girlfriend?" "Yeah." "How come?" "Well when Dad used to live with us, he and my Mom would constantly but heads with each other everyday. They would fight over meaningless things, it was worse when my Dad doesn't want to spend time with her. If I get a girlfriend I'm scared that I'll end up just like them." "So why did they get together in the first place?" "All I know is they got together during the training for the androids." "Hm, so fear brought them together?" "Who knows?" "Hey Trunks does it bother you that your Dad is with Gohan instead of your Mom?" Trunks replied "At first I was upset about it, but then I thought if they do end up together that means we could be brothers. Plus I'll get another brother and a Mommy to spoil me." Trunks and Goten laughed. They suddenly heard a child crying "Leave me alone!" They both ran to the direction of the voice. When they got there, they see two older boys bullying a small girl. They recognize them from the tournament, few months back. "Hey Trunks aren't those the guys that made the fight boring for us?" "Yup." "What's their names again?" Trunks thought "I don't remember either. I just remember your Mom punched their Mom within the audience." Idasa spotted the pair "Hey look bro remember them?" Ikose also looked at the pair "Yeah! Those are the kids that cheated in the tournament!" Goten replied "We didn't cheat! You guys weren't even trying to fight!" "Whatd'ya say!?" The small girl took this chance to run away. Trunks yelled out "Don't mess with us again idiots, you're only gonna hurt yourselves just like your Mom did at the tournament?" Idasa snarled "Well at least our Mom is prettier than your Mom!" Trunks froze "Come again?" "You heard me shorty, my Mom is prettier than your Mom." "Bitch don't you dare say my Mom is ugly! My Mom can beat your Mom hands down in a beauty contest!" "Fine prove it bring your Mom here!" Goten pulled Trunks "Trunks your Mom's working remember." "Crap that's right." Ikose yelled "What's the matter!? You realize your Mom's too ugly for this!?" Trunks growled "Why you…" Suddenly the pushy pair's mother showed up "What's all the commotion boys?" Ikose replied "Mom, remember them?" The mother didn't look happy to see the pair "How could I not!? Why didn't you kick their little asses yet!?" Idasa replied "They called you ugly." "What!?" "And that their Mom is prettier than you." "That's a laugh!" "Barbaric looking women never look pretty!" Trunks and Goten looked startled "Ew, okay I did not expect their Mom to look like that." "Trunks let's just get outta here they're not worth it." The obnoxious mother yelled at them "Listen to your little friend there bowl cut, you don't want to embarrass your ugly Mom in front of us." Trunks retorted back "Please lady, even my second Mommy looks better than you." "Is that so? Is that why your Daddy left your first one?" Trunks felt irritated from that comment then he smirked "Which also proves my other Mommy is prettier than you." The large woman now got frustrated. "Why you little brat! Your Dad must choose some pretty ugly women huh? I bet he puts a paper bag over her head every time they have sex!" Trunks yelled "Keep talking shit about my Moms and my Dad will destroy you lady!" "Ooh I'm so scared, why don't you go get him and see what happens?" The lady mocked him. Trunks smirked "Fine."

Back at the picnic Vegeta and Gohan are laying on the blanket intertwined with each other. "Isn't this relaxing Geta?" Vegeta felt satisfied "Hell, yes." Vegeta noticed his young boyfriend wearing a sad face." He held his cheek gently "What's wrong?" "It's just… Seeing these kids with their parents makes me wish I'm able to get pregnant, so I can give you kids and make a family…" Vegeta comforted him. "You don't need to do that, I'm happy with just us." Vegeta kissed his forehead "Besides I don't want another Trunks running around causing trouble. One's enough." Gohan laughed "That's true." Suddenly they heard Trunks yell "Dad!" Vegeta groaned "Speak of the devil. What did you do now boy!?" Trunks replied "I didn't do anything this time." "Just tell me what happened?" Trunks pointed to the trio who followed them back to the picnic. "That scary old lady over there called Gohan ugly." "What!?" Vegeta instantly went bananas. He stood up and scowled at the rich woman "Woman! How dare you call my mate ugly!" The woman looked confused she looked around him then asked "Where's your spouse? I don't see her!?" Gohan stood up and spoke nervously "Here I am." The woman looked more confused "What!? But you're only a boy." The woman laughed out loud then her sons joined along. Trunks yelled "What's so funny about that!?" The rich woman wiped her tears "Child don't be stupid, this boy is nowhere near motherhood." Goten yelled at her "It doesn't matter if he's a boy he can still be a Mom!" "As if he could ever be a Mom. He doesn't have the uterus to make a child, and even if he did, the child will probably be ashamed being seen with a Mom with an ugly mug like that. After hearing the woman's comment, Gohan felt a sharp pang in his heart. Vegeta could feel his boyfriends emotions and now feels furious. He stomped over to the arrogant woman, scaring both her children hiding behind her. He puts a finger to her face "Listen lady, no one gives a damn about gender, sex, or race. Even though my mate can't have kids he is a way better Mom to my kid and his little brother than how you raise your weak spoiled brats!" The woman argued with Vegeta "How dare you speak to me that way! Do you have any idea who I am!?" "I don't give a rats ass who you are I used to be the prince of all saiyans! Now you're gonna go up to my mate, apologize and tell him he's a great mother got it!?" "I don't need to apologize! I'm only telling the truth here pal, and if your little boy toy can't handle the truth, then he shouldn't be dating men. No wonder your kids are screwed up in the head." "Bitch don't dare talk shit about my kids!" Vegeta was just about to release his ki, then he sensed an object coming in from behind, so he moved and the object splattered all over the woman's face. He looked again and gasped noticing it was an apple pie. He hoped it wasn't the one he brought. He looked behind and saw the small duo with one of the picnic basket. Vegeta whined and cursed "Goddammit boys I was saving that pie for later!" Vegeta turned back at the lady and growled "You see what you did lady!? You just made my son and his silly looking friend waste a pie! Are you happy now!?" The lady wiped most of the mushy apple and crust off "I am going to report you, and those dirty brats!" While the woman went to go find the police Vegeta grabbed the other basket "Here!" He took out a steak and threw it at her "Bon appetit bitch!" Idasa and Ikose looked at Vegeta. Vegeta scowled at them "What are you two weaklings looking at!?" They both ran replying "Nothing!"

Vegeta sat back down and held Gohan "Are you okay Gohan?" Gohan wiped his tears off his face then held Vegeta back. "Don't listen to that cow, you're a better parent than she is. You're more smarter, more beautiful, and you're powerful, don't forget that okay?" Trunks and Goten joined in "Yeah big bro you always save me from Mom whenever she tries to hurt me." Trunks added "And you save me from Dad being Dad." Vegeta growled. He grabbed his son and started giving him a noogie with both fists "Boy why the hell did you fucking use the pie!?" "Ahhh! You used the steak!" "That steak wasn't for dessert!" "What else was I suppose to use?" "There's this energy called ki ever heard of it!?" "We can't kill her Dad! Ow!" Vegeta stopped for a moment then hugged his son, which surprised Trunks "I'm proud what you did son. You may be a troublemaker sometimes but I still love you." Trunks smiled "Thanks Dad, even though you're an asshole I still love you too." Vegeta smirked and patted his son's head "Next time you wanna start a food fight, don't use my fucking pie." "You can't beat the classics Dad." Gohan laughed "He has a point Geta." Goten's also laughing "Did you see the look on her face when she was covered in pie while being scolded by Vegeta?" Gohan replied "Now that I look back on that, that was pretty funny." Trunks spoke proudly "My Dad's the one who taught me how to throw food." Goten asked "Can you teach me how to throw a pie Vegeta?" "As long as you don't use my pies as your ammo." Gohan smiled "Let's clean up the picnic and head home, I'll buy another pie on the way back." "Can we buy two I wanna throw another one." Vegeta told his son "If you throw that pie at me Trunks it'll be the end of you."

The wealthy woman came back with two officers saying "That's them officers. They're the ones bothering me and my boys!" The officers looked closely and noticed something familiar about the one with the flame hair style. "AHHH! Mat wasn't that guy from the martial arts tournament!?" "Holy crap you're right!" the woman asked "Is everything alright!?" Both officer's questioned her "Ma'am do you have any idea who that guy is?" "I don't care! I want you to arrest them!" "ma'am that is Vegeta Briefs the man who almost destroyed us all with his rage during the tournament." "So!?" "ma'am are you trying to get this world destroyed!?" "What!?" "I'm sorry ma'am but we don't want to get the planet destroyed!" "Do you know who I am!? I can get you boys fired if I wanted to!" "Better than being destroyed by that maniac! Come on Bill let's get outta here." "This isn't fair, come back here and do as I say!"