a/n: hi so this is my first snk fic i hope u enjoy pls review
A very small Levi walked into his mother's bedroom. "Moooom! Mooooom! Where are you?"
"I'm hither," Kutchel called from her seat nearby, but also strangely hidden from everyone's sight. Levi apporached her curiously.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"I'm reading," Kutchel answered, as though it weren't the most obvious thing in the world. But it was okay because levi was but a child and he knew not better.
"Oh!" Levi cried in surprise. "Can I see"
"No," Kutchel very bluntly replied.
"Why? Why why why?"
"Because it's….. Totally not rated r…. You just need to grow up more."
Levi looked at his hands, very confused all of a sudden. "But… I'm done growing."
Kutchel sighed, closing the book but keeping her fingers where the pages she was at so that she wouldn't lose her place. "You reaaaaaally wanna know why"
"Really!"
"This book talks about… kissing," Kutchel ominously replied. Levi softly gasped. "KISSING?" he was very immediately grossed the fuck out.
Kutchel nodded solemnly. "Yeah. Still want to see?"
"Fuck yeah!"
Kutchel sighed. "Aiya." She tsked several times, but did not mind, because the book wasn't really rated R….. Not the parts she was reading to him, anyway. "Welll, once upon a time…"
Levi sat on the floor as Kutchel finally acquired another chair for him to sit in. Meanwhile, a certain ponytailed brunette with glasses enters via phasing in through the wall, blowing very softly into their own little screech tube.