Resident Evil 4 mercenaries
So, I went on It again…
Well, we played the game once more,
Hoping to dodge that guy with the double-bladed chainsaw,
But damn did we meet him,
Hunk, ended up losing a limb,
Leon, got pwned and now can't walk,
Ada lost her head, and now can't talk,
Krauser, said goodbye and blew up,
Wesker was surprised when he got the hiccups,
So, we said "let's try again, maybe we can do it!"
So we try again, and out of ourselves we make a tit,
Failed again, for fuck sake,
Leon, gar! You fucking fruitcake!
With his no bullets, and shitty shotgun,
Ali said "I'm having no fun!"
Pwned once more…
By the man…With the double-bladed chainsaw…