WHAT THE?
Chapter I: The Curse
Disclaimer: No, Saiyuki doesn't belong to me! It doesn't..really!
Summary: What happens if the Sanzo-ikkou turn into girls (women)? Total humor. This is my first shot at humor, please be nice!
It was sizzling hot that April day. Sanzo groaned, feeling worse. It was hot. Very hot.
"Sanzo, hara hetta!" Goku groaned that very hot day, annoying Sanzo more than ever. It's so hot, Sanzo thought, irritated. Does he have to add to my growing problems? I prefer rain than this heat.
"Urusai!" Sanzo's usual reply went, and the whack of the fan was heard miles away.
"Itai!"
"Maa, maa, let's stop fighting." Hakkai smiled, driving the jeep.
"Bakasaru, you know better than saying that to Sanzo," Gojyo commented, but the little monkey did not hear him.
"Sanzo, hara hetta! Hara hetta!" Goku started chanting, as Sanzo's veins started to pop. Gojyo and Hakkai, who were constantly warned of this act, began to edge away. "Hara het-" Poor Goku was never able to finish his chant, for Sanzo had exploded.
"BAKASARU! URUSAI! I'LL KILL YOU!" Sanzo screamed, and started hitting him with his fan.
Goku was crying on Gojyo, who was giving a lecture on "never say hara hetta on Sanzo when you already said it fifteen times the past day or else" and Sanzo was still pissed off. Hakkai was smiling like a maniac. The group was still the same old group and the same little fight they had was common nowadays.
"Quit it, you guys," Hakkai said. "Now, this little fight over.." He stopped the jeep, jerking the three companions. "Shall we begin the second one?" The group had not realized that a hundred demons had surrounded them until now.
"Sounds good," Goku said, summoning his nyoibou.
"Another excerise?" Gojyo said, grinning. "Who'll have the first youkai?"
Sanzo had already shot ten demons with his gun. "Me."
"Sanzo, that's not fair," Goku whined, grinning himself. He took care of fifty demons in a minute. "I should've had the first one."
Hakkai and Gojyo took care of the rest of the demons. Finally, it was only the leader left.
"Ha. The day you kill me is when pigs fly!" The youkai leader roared. He attacked Gojyo and surprisingly, Gojyo got hurt in the side of his stomach.
"He's no ordinary youkai," Gojyo said, wincing in pain. "He's stronger." The demon hurt each of them in the side of their stomach.
"No matter how strong he is," Sanzo said, gritting his teeth at his injury, his gun pointing to the youkai, "he'll die!" He shot the demon on the chest. The demon writhed in pain, screaming. The strange thing was that he wasn't disappearing like most youkai.
"Like I said," The youkai leader said, wincing. "The day you kill me is when pigs fly!"
"Is that a pig flying?" Goku suddenly said, amazed. The Sanzo-ikkou looked up to see a pig sailing up in the air, making oinking sounds.
The entire group was shocked. Hakkai was first to recover.
"Goodbye, then," Hakkai said. "That's a pig flying." He was having a hard time believing it himself.
"No way!" The youkai said desperately. "They can't fly!" He stood up, wincing.
"Well..with us nothing's impossible," Sanzo said, recovering from the incident himself, lighting a cigarette. "This should finish you off." He used his sutra and the demon screamed. Loud.
"He was right," Goku said in awe. "Pigs will fly when he die. And what I said rhymes!" Goku started danced, overjoyed at his rhyme. Hakkai and Gojyo just shook their heads. Sanzo just looked pissed off.
The demon smiled weakly. "Though I'm dying, the pain I've brought to you..it will give you problems unbelievable. Worse than flying pigs.." The demon disappeared.
"He means this?" Hakkai questioned, looking at the identical injuries the four had. "Weird. He attacked us in all the same place, all in the left side."
"Ch." Sanzo looked irritable again. "Now we've finished him, let's continue this completely meaningless trip."
Soon the group reached a forest and was caught by nightfall. "Let's camp here," Hakkai suggested. "We'll reach a town in a few days."
"Okay," Sanzo agreed. "You guys stay away from my side of the tent."
"Sanzo'll hog the tent again!" Goku whined, but Sanzo didn't pay attention to him. He entered the tent a chose the farthest side, guaranteeing privacy for the night. He left the three companions to fit in the side left for them while he started putting a curtain-like thing to cover his part of the tent.
"I'll be back in a few minutes," Sanzo said. "Hakkai, when I come back, heal my wound." He disappeared.
"Sheesh," Gojyo said, sitting on a tree stump. "That corrupt monk is so selfish."
"Now, Gojyo-sama," Hakkai said cheerfully. "We shouldn't fight. Now, I'd better heal these wounds of ours."
Hakkai, no matter how he did it, was not able to heal the wound. This left the four in wonder.
"At least it doesn't hurt anymore," Hakkai said. "But we should watch out for these wounds. Ok?"
"Ok," the three replied.
"Let's eat now!" Gojyo groaned. "I'm really hungry!"
Goku smiled. "I'll cook! I want to try."
"I won't be eating, then," Sanzo said briskly and disappeared again. Gojyo and Hakkai laughed.
"You're so mean, Sanzo!" Goku said angrily with a huff. He cooked something up while Gojyo and Hakkai sat on the floor.
"Are you sure we won't die, bakasaru?" Gojyo asked teasingly.
"If you don't want to eat, then don't," Goku retorted.
"Maa, maa, let's stop fighting," Hakkai said. Then his eyes turned serious. He bent low, making sure Goku could not hear him.
"Gojyo, the wound, I remember something about it. I think there was a demon, if he hurts you in the left side of the stomach, that could change your.."
"Your what?" Gojyo asked.
"I can't remember," Hakkai said, scratching his head. Gojyo fell, anime- style.
"Well, we can expect that when we wake up something's different," Gojyo said. "Or that would be caused by the bakasaru's cooking."
Goku ignored him and laid down on a small table four plates with something. It looked gruesome, there was something that looked like a meat bun only it looked burned and some other stuff the two companions were unable to identify. There was something that looked like black worms. And some vegetables, that were different in color. One thing was for sure: They will die early. Hakkai guessed the long strands were noodles, unfortunately they were very black. Gojyo looked sick.
"Er.Goku, is this dinner?" Hakkai asked hesitantly.
"YEAH!" Goku said happily.
"You're eating two plates?" Gojyo said, staring at the fourth plate. He whispered to Hakkai, "The bakasaru'll die early. One plate barely looks edible and he's planning to eat two?"
"Iie." Goku smiled. "Sanzo, come on, let's eat!" Goku called.
"I'll die." Came the reply.
"You won't! Please, just try!"
Sanzo went out of his "room" and took one look at the food and he looked as if he would puke.
Goku smiled and handed the plates to his companions. "Dig in, you guys!"
Sanzo hesitantly bit on one of the weird food and turned green. Sickly green. "I'm full," Sanzo said suddenly. He ran to his "room."
"See?" Goku said proudly.
"Eh?" Gojyo and Hakkai said, surprised.
"One bite and Sanzo's already full! You guys, why don't you eat too?"
The two bit on the food and turned green too. "Goku, I'll just get some water." Hakkai returned with two buckets, and he and Gojyo drank steadily.
"I'm full!" The two said.
"There's so much left," Goku said. "I guess this is sort of a miracle food that makes you full quick. I'd better eat now!" He bit on the food, specifically one of the meat buns, and he turned green himself. "It's...different," he said after a while. "Well, I'd better dispose it." He grabbed the four plates and threw them away.
"Thank God," Hakkai and Gojyo breathed.
The three were left to find a comfortable spot in the tent. Hakkai gave then curtain-like things so they can have privacy. Gojyo chose the left side, Hakkai chose right, and Goku was left with no choice but the middle.
NEXT DAY...
(GOJYO POV)
I had woken up. It wasn't much fun, the ground was rocky. Ugh. I was also in a bad mood because of the saru's terrible cooking. I'd die early if he was always cooking. I stood up and decided to look at the mirror.
"What the?" I said, staring at myself. Or, should I say, a red-haired woman. Her hair was up to her waist, her eyes were red and her clothes.her clothes were my clothes, but they seemed bigger for me. Or bigger for the girl. "But I'm not a girl!" I said, feeling panicked. "How could this happen!"
Before I knew it, I was screaming like a maniac.
(HAKKAI POV)
I am in woman's body. Okay. Be calm. It's just a dream. No, a nightmare. A very bad nightmare. "What the.?" I said, confused. My voice.. It was different. I sounded like a girl. "But I'm not.a girl!" I kept telling myself. "There has to be a very good reason."
I looked at myself closely. I had long brown hair and green eyes. I look like my girl version. A voice suddenly screamed. It was an unfamiliar voice, also a girl's.
I suddenly panicked and started screaming myself, searching for the voice. I must find the origin of it, I thought.
(GOKU POV)
"Hakkai and Gojyo knows better than making a racket in the morning," I grumbled. Hakkai's and Gojyo's screams could be heard fifty miles away. Weird, though, their voices sounded strange. They must have a cold. Why did I think it was Hakkai and Gojyo screaming? Because I doubt Sanzo will ever scream and I'm not screaming now, so our last two companions must be it. Were they still mad at what I cooked? Sheesh, so it tasted terrible, at least I tried to cook for them. Hmph. Ungrateful people.
"That's not a good way of waking me up!" I yelled. Suddenly I stopped. Why did..why did a girl say those words? There's no females in this tent. Unless..
"Sanzo?" I said, feeling frightened and suddenly a thought hit me. That was me talking. The girl's voice was mine. No. That was...that was not my voice. What the?
I looked at myself no longer a short boy with messy brown hair and golden eyes, but a shorter girl with long brown hair and sparkling golden eyes.
I'm girl, my mind yelled. "AAAAHHHHH!" Before I knew it, I myself was joining the screams.
(SANZO POV)
God. First Gojyo yells, then Hakkai yells, then Goku yells?
Seesh. If they were desperate to wake me up, they should have just thrown a bucket of cold water at me instead. I murmured some curse words. Surprisingly, those three voices were a bit different from my companions' voices, but since it was only us here, I suspected it was them.
"Urusai!" I complained. Suddenly I stopped. My voice sounds strange. Very strange.
I looked at myself. "What the?" I said, shocked. In front of me was a blond girl with violet eyes staring at me. All I knew the next minute, I was screaming like the others.
"Who is this girl?" I asked frantically, after regaining my composure. It was a blond girl with violet eyes staring back at me. She was about Goku's age. If the others see me like this..
I suddenly bolted out of the tent.
(HAKKAI)
I found two strange girls in front of a mirror, both repeating "this cannot be true!"
"What happened here?" I asked the two urgently. The two looked familiar. One looked like Gojyo and the other looked like Goku. "Who are you?"
"I'm Goku!" The girl with brown hair and golden eyes said. She kept touching her hair. "This is just a bad dream, ne?"
"Goku?" The red-haired woman and I exclaimed, shocked. "You are..Goku?"
"Yeah!"
"I'm Gojyo," The red-haired said.
"I'm Hakkai," I said.
"What happened?" Goku said, frightened. "Why am I.why am I in a girl's body?"
"First of all, where's Sanzo," Gojyo said. "What happened to him?" Suddenly his eyes widened. "He's in.."
"Sanzo's also in a woman's body!" I finished. "And knowing Sanzo, he probably decided to hide himself than show as a girl."
"Che." Gojyo grinned. "We'd better find him soon."
The three of us searched the entire forest. Goku took west, I took east and Gojyo took north. The three of us met up in the tent, with no luck.
"We haven't checked that lake yet," Goku said, pointing to a clearing.
"Yeah, we haven't checked it because it's south," Gojyo said sarcastically.
"Let's go," I decided. "If he isn't there, he probably got out of the forest."
(SANZO POV)
"NO NO NO!" I yelled, panicked. Suddenly I clamped my mouth. I panicked when I saw the three of them coming here. Now they'll know where I am.
A movement behind me startled me. I turned around, expecting Hakkai.
"Sanzo!" Hakkai suddenly said, smiling. His eyes widened. "Sanzo?" Hakkai was staring because I was now a girl of Goku's age with long blond hair and violet eyes.
"Ichangedintoagirlthatididnotwantbutithappened," I grumbled. I looked up and saw that Hakkai was also a girl.
"NANI?"
Soon, Goku and Hakkai and Gojyo and I were explaining our bits, and I understood who was who.
"I'm surprised at what happened, Sanzo," Goku said. "But how come you became younger?"
"Yeah, I don't know either," I replied. "It would have been better if I was older."
"Well, we understood who's who, but why did this happen to us?"
(END OF POV)
"I think this happened because of the demon," Hakkai said thoughtfully.
"Well, duh," Sanzo said sarcastically. "Or Goku cooked was something dangerous and we all turned into women."
"I didn't cook the food," Goku protested. The three companions glowered at him. "Okay, so I did. But I followed a recipe book!"
"Did you check the title?" Gojyo said.
"Come on, stop joking around," Hakkai said. "This must be the curse of that demon. According to this book I read, we must reverse this curse in a month or. . . "
"Or what?" The three asked.
"We'll stay like this forever."
"NANI!!"
Chapter I: The Curse
Disclaimer: No, Saiyuki doesn't belong to me! It doesn't..really!
Summary: What happens if the Sanzo-ikkou turn into girls (women)? Total humor. This is my first shot at humor, please be nice!
It was sizzling hot that April day. Sanzo groaned, feeling worse. It was hot. Very hot.
"Sanzo, hara hetta!" Goku groaned that very hot day, annoying Sanzo more than ever. It's so hot, Sanzo thought, irritated. Does he have to add to my growing problems? I prefer rain than this heat.
"Urusai!" Sanzo's usual reply went, and the whack of the fan was heard miles away.
"Itai!"
"Maa, maa, let's stop fighting." Hakkai smiled, driving the jeep.
"Bakasaru, you know better than saying that to Sanzo," Gojyo commented, but the little monkey did not hear him.
"Sanzo, hara hetta! Hara hetta!" Goku started chanting, as Sanzo's veins started to pop. Gojyo and Hakkai, who were constantly warned of this act, began to edge away. "Hara het-" Poor Goku was never able to finish his chant, for Sanzo had exploded.
"BAKASARU! URUSAI! I'LL KILL YOU!" Sanzo screamed, and started hitting him with his fan.
Goku was crying on Gojyo, who was giving a lecture on "never say hara hetta on Sanzo when you already said it fifteen times the past day or else" and Sanzo was still pissed off. Hakkai was smiling like a maniac. The group was still the same old group and the same little fight they had was common nowadays.
"Quit it, you guys," Hakkai said. "Now, this little fight over.." He stopped the jeep, jerking the three companions. "Shall we begin the second one?" The group had not realized that a hundred demons had surrounded them until now.
"Sounds good," Goku said, summoning his nyoibou.
"Another excerise?" Gojyo said, grinning. "Who'll have the first youkai?"
Sanzo had already shot ten demons with his gun. "Me."
"Sanzo, that's not fair," Goku whined, grinning himself. He took care of fifty demons in a minute. "I should've had the first one."
Hakkai and Gojyo took care of the rest of the demons. Finally, it was only the leader left.
"Ha. The day you kill me is when pigs fly!" The youkai leader roared. He attacked Gojyo and surprisingly, Gojyo got hurt in the side of his stomach.
"He's no ordinary youkai," Gojyo said, wincing in pain. "He's stronger." The demon hurt each of them in the side of their stomach.
"No matter how strong he is," Sanzo said, gritting his teeth at his injury, his gun pointing to the youkai, "he'll die!" He shot the demon on the chest. The demon writhed in pain, screaming. The strange thing was that he wasn't disappearing like most youkai.
"Like I said," The youkai leader said, wincing. "The day you kill me is when pigs fly!"
"Is that a pig flying?" Goku suddenly said, amazed. The Sanzo-ikkou looked up to see a pig sailing up in the air, making oinking sounds.
The entire group was shocked. Hakkai was first to recover.
"Goodbye, then," Hakkai said. "That's a pig flying." He was having a hard time believing it himself.
"No way!" The youkai said desperately. "They can't fly!" He stood up, wincing.
"Well..with us nothing's impossible," Sanzo said, recovering from the incident himself, lighting a cigarette. "This should finish you off." He used his sutra and the demon screamed. Loud.
"He was right," Goku said in awe. "Pigs will fly when he die. And what I said rhymes!" Goku started danced, overjoyed at his rhyme. Hakkai and Gojyo just shook their heads. Sanzo just looked pissed off.
The demon smiled weakly. "Though I'm dying, the pain I've brought to you..it will give you problems unbelievable. Worse than flying pigs.." The demon disappeared.
"He means this?" Hakkai questioned, looking at the identical injuries the four had. "Weird. He attacked us in all the same place, all in the left side."
"Ch." Sanzo looked irritable again. "Now we've finished him, let's continue this completely meaningless trip."
Soon the group reached a forest and was caught by nightfall. "Let's camp here," Hakkai suggested. "We'll reach a town in a few days."
"Okay," Sanzo agreed. "You guys stay away from my side of the tent."
"Sanzo'll hog the tent again!" Goku whined, but Sanzo didn't pay attention to him. He entered the tent a chose the farthest side, guaranteeing privacy for the night. He left the three companions to fit in the side left for them while he started putting a curtain-like thing to cover his part of the tent.
"I'll be back in a few minutes," Sanzo said. "Hakkai, when I come back, heal my wound." He disappeared.
"Sheesh," Gojyo said, sitting on a tree stump. "That corrupt monk is so selfish."
"Now, Gojyo-sama," Hakkai said cheerfully. "We shouldn't fight. Now, I'd better heal these wounds of ours."
Hakkai, no matter how he did it, was not able to heal the wound. This left the four in wonder.
"At least it doesn't hurt anymore," Hakkai said. "But we should watch out for these wounds. Ok?"
"Ok," the three replied.
"Let's eat now!" Gojyo groaned. "I'm really hungry!"
Goku smiled. "I'll cook! I want to try."
"I won't be eating, then," Sanzo said briskly and disappeared again. Gojyo and Hakkai laughed.
"You're so mean, Sanzo!" Goku said angrily with a huff. He cooked something up while Gojyo and Hakkai sat on the floor.
"Are you sure we won't die, bakasaru?" Gojyo asked teasingly.
"If you don't want to eat, then don't," Goku retorted.
"Maa, maa, let's stop fighting," Hakkai said. Then his eyes turned serious. He bent low, making sure Goku could not hear him.
"Gojyo, the wound, I remember something about it. I think there was a demon, if he hurts you in the left side of the stomach, that could change your.."
"Your what?" Gojyo asked.
"I can't remember," Hakkai said, scratching his head. Gojyo fell, anime- style.
"Well, we can expect that when we wake up something's different," Gojyo said. "Or that would be caused by the bakasaru's cooking."
Goku ignored him and laid down on a small table four plates with something. It looked gruesome, there was something that looked like a meat bun only it looked burned and some other stuff the two companions were unable to identify. There was something that looked like black worms. And some vegetables, that were different in color. One thing was for sure: They will die early. Hakkai guessed the long strands were noodles, unfortunately they were very black. Gojyo looked sick.
"Er.Goku, is this dinner?" Hakkai asked hesitantly.
"YEAH!" Goku said happily.
"You're eating two plates?" Gojyo said, staring at the fourth plate. He whispered to Hakkai, "The bakasaru'll die early. One plate barely looks edible and he's planning to eat two?"
"Iie." Goku smiled. "Sanzo, come on, let's eat!" Goku called.
"I'll die." Came the reply.
"You won't! Please, just try!"
Sanzo went out of his "room" and took one look at the food and he looked as if he would puke.
Goku smiled and handed the plates to his companions. "Dig in, you guys!"
Sanzo hesitantly bit on one of the weird food and turned green. Sickly green. "I'm full," Sanzo said suddenly. He ran to his "room."
"See?" Goku said proudly.
"Eh?" Gojyo and Hakkai said, surprised.
"One bite and Sanzo's already full! You guys, why don't you eat too?"
The two bit on the food and turned green too. "Goku, I'll just get some water." Hakkai returned with two buckets, and he and Gojyo drank steadily.
"I'm full!" The two said.
"There's so much left," Goku said. "I guess this is sort of a miracle food that makes you full quick. I'd better eat now!" He bit on the food, specifically one of the meat buns, and he turned green himself. "It's...different," he said after a while. "Well, I'd better dispose it." He grabbed the four plates and threw them away.
"Thank God," Hakkai and Gojyo breathed.
The three were left to find a comfortable spot in the tent. Hakkai gave then curtain-like things so they can have privacy. Gojyo chose the left side, Hakkai chose right, and Goku was left with no choice but the middle.
NEXT DAY...
(GOJYO POV)
I had woken up. It wasn't much fun, the ground was rocky. Ugh. I was also in a bad mood because of the saru's terrible cooking. I'd die early if he was always cooking. I stood up and decided to look at the mirror.
"What the?" I said, staring at myself. Or, should I say, a red-haired woman. Her hair was up to her waist, her eyes were red and her clothes.her clothes were my clothes, but they seemed bigger for me. Or bigger for the girl. "But I'm not a girl!" I said, feeling panicked. "How could this happen!"
Before I knew it, I was screaming like a maniac.
(HAKKAI POV)
I am in woman's body. Okay. Be calm. It's just a dream. No, a nightmare. A very bad nightmare. "What the.?" I said, confused. My voice.. It was different. I sounded like a girl. "But I'm not.a girl!" I kept telling myself. "There has to be a very good reason."
I looked at myself closely. I had long brown hair and green eyes. I look like my girl version. A voice suddenly screamed. It was an unfamiliar voice, also a girl's.
I suddenly panicked and started screaming myself, searching for the voice. I must find the origin of it, I thought.
(GOKU POV)
"Hakkai and Gojyo knows better than making a racket in the morning," I grumbled. Hakkai's and Gojyo's screams could be heard fifty miles away. Weird, though, their voices sounded strange. They must have a cold. Why did I think it was Hakkai and Gojyo screaming? Because I doubt Sanzo will ever scream and I'm not screaming now, so our last two companions must be it. Were they still mad at what I cooked? Sheesh, so it tasted terrible, at least I tried to cook for them. Hmph. Ungrateful people.
"That's not a good way of waking me up!" I yelled. Suddenly I stopped. Why did..why did a girl say those words? There's no females in this tent. Unless..
"Sanzo?" I said, feeling frightened and suddenly a thought hit me. That was me talking. The girl's voice was mine. No. That was...that was not my voice. What the?
I looked at myself no longer a short boy with messy brown hair and golden eyes, but a shorter girl with long brown hair and sparkling golden eyes.
I'm girl, my mind yelled. "AAAAHHHHH!" Before I knew it, I myself was joining the screams.
(SANZO POV)
God. First Gojyo yells, then Hakkai yells, then Goku yells?
Seesh. If they were desperate to wake me up, they should have just thrown a bucket of cold water at me instead. I murmured some curse words. Surprisingly, those three voices were a bit different from my companions' voices, but since it was only us here, I suspected it was them.
"Urusai!" I complained. Suddenly I stopped. My voice sounds strange. Very strange.
I looked at myself. "What the?" I said, shocked. In front of me was a blond girl with violet eyes staring at me. All I knew the next minute, I was screaming like the others.
"Who is this girl?" I asked frantically, after regaining my composure. It was a blond girl with violet eyes staring back at me. She was about Goku's age. If the others see me like this..
I suddenly bolted out of the tent.
(HAKKAI)
I found two strange girls in front of a mirror, both repeating "this cannot be true!"
"What happened here?" I asked the two urgently. The two looked familiar. One looked like Gojyo and the other looked like Goku. "Who are you?"
"I'm Goku!" The girl with brown hair and golden eyes said. She kept touching her hair. "This is just a bad dream, ne?"
"Goku?" The red-haired woman and I exclaimed, shocked. "You are..Goku?"
"Yeah!"
"I'm Gojyo," The red-haired said.
"I'm Hakkai," I said.
"What happened?" Goku said, frightened. "Why am I.why am I in a girl's body?"
"First of all, where's Sanzo," Gojyo said. "What happened to him?" Suddenly his eyes widened. "He's in.."
"Sanzo's also in a woman's body!" I finished. "And knowing Sanzo, he probably decided to hide himself than show as a girl."
"Che." Gojyo grinned. "We'd better find him soon."
The three of us searched the entire forest. Goku took west, I took east and Gojyo took north. The three of us met up in the tent, with no luck.
"We haven't checked that lake yet," Goku said, pointing to a clearing.
"Yeah, we haven't checked it because it's south," Gojyo said sarcastically.
"Let's go," I decided. "If he isn't there, he probably got out of the forest."
(SANZO POV)
"NO NO NO!" I yelled, panicked. Suddenly I clamped my mouth. I panicked when I saw the three of them coming here. Now they'll know where I am.
A movement behind me startled me. I turned around, expecting Hakkai.
"Sanzo!" Hakkai suddenly said, smiling. His eyes widened. "Sanzo?" Hakkai was staring because I was now a girl of Goku's age with long blond hair and violet eyes.
"Ichangedintoagirlthatididnotwantbutithappened," I grumbled. I looked up and saw that Hakkai was also a girl.
"NANI?"
Soon, Goku and Hakkai and Gojyo and I were explaining our bits, and I understood who was who.
"I'm surprised at what happened, Sanzo," Goku said. "But how come you became younger?"
"Yeah, I don't know either," I replied. "It would have been better if I was older."
"Well, we understood who's who, but why did this happen to us?"
(END OF POV)
"I think this happened because of the demon," Hakkai said thoughtfully.
"Well, duh," Sanzo said sarcastically. "Or Goku cooked was something dangerous and we all turned into women."
"I didn't cook the food," Goku protested. The three companions glowered at him. "Okay, so I did. But I followed a recipe book!"
"Did you check the title?" Gojyo said.
"Come on, stop joking around," Hakkai said. "This must be the curse of that demon. According to this book I read, we must reverse this curse in a month or. . . "
"Or what?" The three asked.
"We'll stay like this forever."
"NANI!!"