Resident Evil 4 mercenaries
We can't stay away from that game!!!
"Right we ARE gonna do this, I know we can!"
"You're right Ali, let's pwn this man!"
So we sit on my bed and grab the console and game,
All those times, it was such a shame,
We load up the screen,
Two teens, a game, and a fuck ton of ice cream,
She loads up the characters, and picks her fave,
It's Krauser! Who probably lives in a cave,
She loads the game and she appears in a house,
Compared to chainsaw guy, she looks like a mouse,
There goes the loud noise; we know he's off,
"Hey, Ali! I think he's there…Coughcough"
"Right, I know, I'm ready, alright!"
"I'm gonna take down this guy with all my might!!!"
He bursts through the door, in his crazy old way,
"Oh man, Ali this aint time for play"
He's coming closer, and she's just standing there,
"What's up, Ali, how about that secret!? Don't you care?"
What a cunning plan, she uses Krausers arm,
That should knock him back to the goddamn farm,
Ha-ha, this is great no more need to pout,
Just as Krauser charges, to our surprise…The PS2 wire comes out,
"Oh god no! What the hell!?"
Whether we survived, we cannot tell,
Plug it back in, load up the screen,
"Hey, Ali, is that Krausers spleen?"
"Yes, Han, he got completely sliced; maybe we can try again…?"
"Yeah, you're right…I can't believe we're still sane…"
But first of all we need a break,
Trying on this game for hours we haven't been social and maybe we should…For our own good sake.