DK: This is my first fic so please review. Also I'm FLAMEPROOF! Take that stupid Flamers! Sorry that it's a bit short. P.S. I don't own Kingdom Hearts! If I did I'd be very rich.
Riku's Birthday!
It had been three days after Sora and Riku had gotten back from the realm of darkness when Kairi had brought it up. The three Friends were sitting on the small island when… "Riku." "Yes Kairi" "I just realized that I've never seen you celebrate your birthday"
That's when Sora fell of the tree. "Kairi" said Sora. "There is a reason we don't speak of Riku's parties, and why he doesn't have anymore parties" he said in a cryptic voice, "A dark and horrible reason." "Shut up Sora" Riku said, "If anyone tells Kairi it's gonna be me. I t all started fifteen years ago on my first birthday."
FLASHBACK!!!
Riku was a small kid at the beach with his parents with a small birthday cake when all of a sudden, AGIANTWHALECOMESOUTOFTHEWATERANDEATSHIM!!!!
END FLASHBACK!
"Riku," Kairi asked, "How the Hell! Am I supposed to believe that you spent your first birthday inside the stomach of a Freaking Giant Whale?! "His parents took pictures!" Sora yelled stupidly. "Just look at them Kai." He said as he pulled them from his pocket. "This picture is really good funny." Sora said, showing a picture of Riku in the fetal position, under a large pile of half-digested fish, while his parents lead a rescue team inside the whale.
"Err… Sora?" "Yeah Kai" "Why are you carrying those?" "I'm not selling them for large sums of money!" Yelled Sora guiltily. "You bastard!" Exploded Riku, "So you're the one stealing pictures from my safe. How the hell did you open it in the first place?" "Duh, keyblade." Sora said this as if it were the simplest thing in the worlds, actually when you think of it, it is. "Sora I'm going to kick your ass!" "Sayonara sucker!" Sora cried running as fast as he could toward the boats. "Come back here you idiot!"
Kairi was now all alone while The Stupid Brothers were fighting over the pictures. "Huh…" Kairi sighed as the sun set "I'm going to need a lot of ice-cream and therapy after this."
DK: Hope you liked it more coming soon and please review. Advice is welcome.