This is a series of LotR theemed Madlibs me and my family did. After finishing them I decided they were to funny to keep to myself so I'm sharing them with you.
I don't own LotR or Madlibs.
*Elladan, Elrohir, and a visiting Legolas.*
"Adjective, noun, body part"... Elladan listed as Elrohir and Legolas randomly told him words for the Madlibs. Since there was a big banquet that night the three trouble makers had decided to voulenteer to entertain the guests, and the guests were gonna have the time of their lives. Elrond, Tranduril, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir... Ok maybe they wouldn't have as much fun but the other Elves would!
*4 hours later.*
As Legolas was the only one who could say the Madlibs without laughing hysterically he would read them, while dan and ro would be crowd plants to make sure everyone laughed.
As the first course started Legolas stood up and moved to the front of the room.
"Hi, I'm Legolas and I will be providing entertainment by reading humorous stories that myself, Elladan and Elrohir wrote. The first is titled "the latest dance craze"
Ok here we go.
Have you heard of the stinky dance craze sweeping Rivendell?
It's called the Elrond. First slip on your farting shoes, turn up the speakers on your wine, and lets master the moves that put this ridiculous dance on the map: First put your hands on your kidneys, stomp your bladder, and strike an ugly pose. Take 832 beautiful steps to the left, spin uselessly, then take 41 adorable steps to the right. Throw your pancreas into the air and swing your drarves from side to side. For the grand finale stick out your feamur and wiggle it noisily. Repeat all these dumb steps until the song is over."
To make things funnier Legolas had managed to read the whole thing in a serious matter of fact voice that made him sound like he was serious!
Once the crowd had recovered from the latest on slaught on their sanity they began chanting for more so encouraged Legolas began his next story...
Soooo do you like it? If you do review! If someone tells me to post more I will! I can usually crank out one a day of these so please review!