Author's Note(s): Something short and simple. Enjoy! :)


Chapter 1 - Batman x Wonder Woman (Part I)

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal-El: I always knew there was something between the two. Hopefully, Bruce doesn't screw this up.

The Flash/Barry Allen: Wait! So is it official?! Are Bruce and Diana finally a thing?!

Hawkgirl/Shayera Hol: Bruce better not be playing with Diana's feelings or I'm going to smash his head with my mace!

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince: Shayera!

Hawkgirl/Shayera Hol: What! He'll still be alive!

John Stewart/Green Lantern: Yeah...no. Just give me the mace Shayera.

Hawkgirl/Shayera Hol: Take it and you'll be next.

Hal Jordan/Green Lantern: Damn John. Getting whipped.

John Stewart/Green Lantern: Hah hah hah. Very funny. How's it going with Carol?

Hal Jordan/Green Lantern: ….screw you.

The Flash/Barry Allen: Hey! No one has answered my question! Are they a thing?

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince: Yes!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: It's complicated.

[Diana glares at Batman while he looks the other way hoping to avoid her gaze.]

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal-El: Uh-oh

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince: What do you mean "it's complicated"?

Batman/Bruce Wayne:...well...it's just...

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince: How is it complicated Bruce? You mean how "it's complicated" with Catwoman? Or Talia? Or all those other women that you date so no one can suspect Bruce Wayne is Batman? Tell me Bruce, what's so complicated about being in a relationship with me?

Catwoman/Selina Kyle: There's nothing complicated about it Princess. Me and Bruce are just meant to be. Nothing personal.

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince: You have 10 seconds to leave the Watchtower before I personally escort you out.

Catwoman/Selina Kyle: Only if you can catch me!

[Immediately after she said that she ran with Wonder Woman after her. Despite being physically superior, Diana had much trouble locating her which then resulted in much of the Watchtower's destruction.]

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal-El: Why couldn't you just give her a straight answer Bruce?

Batman/Bruce Wayne: ….

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal-El: ….

Batman/Bruce Wayne: It's complicated.