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Piotr Rasputin lowered his camera and looked at his fellow Acolytes then at the door they stood in front of."Are you sure about zis?"

"O' course!"yelled John excitedly."The drugs we put in Sabes' food will have him out for hours."

"'Sides we can't let 'dose secondhand B-hood boys t'ink dey better den us,"said Remy.

The Russian raised his camera once more."Okay. 3...2...1...Action!"

The two men threw their arms around each others shoulders, and Remy started off.

"Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh. Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh. Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh"

John cleared his throat and began bellowing,"In the jungle, the mighty jungle. The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight. Near the village, the peaceful village. The lion sleeps tonight. Near the village, the quiet village. The lion sleeps tonight"

"Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh. Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh"

Just as the pyro was about to start the second verse, Piotr heard a noise from the room."Uh-I think he's awake."

"No, he's not,"John dismissed."Keep filming, Petey."

"Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps to-"John was cut off by the sound of a snarl and the feel of a warm breath on his neck."night."

Remy and John turned their heads slowly and came to face a very pissed off Sabretooth. Both men bolted with the feral men hot on their heels. Piotr chuckled and kept filming.

"I though' y' said de drug would put 'im out?"the Cajun yelled.

"I thought they would! He must have burned through them faster than I thought! It's not my fault he's got a healing factor!"

"Jus' run!"

FIN