Highschool Of The Devil

by Chillman22

One-Shot. Naruto has become bored with his life, once he was a ninja, now he's a half-devil in a new world working for a rich woman as a "handyman," but after a zombie outbreak, Naruto finds a little more entertaining, but not only that, he has caught the eyes of a few girls he saved from his school, will he survive zombie attacks, and the girls as well. Up For Adoption. DSG.

So it turns out, Dragon Sage God wants me to write a few more story ideas, EVEN THOUGH, I want to have a break from writing anymore until some have by adopted, though hopefully people will be interested.

Highschool Of The Devil

Chapter 1

Pilot

Valley Of The End

Naruto never thought this could've happened, the Forth Shinobi World War has finally ended, yet there was just one problem.

"NARUTOOOO!"

It seems Sasuke wanted to take over the world by getting rid of the Kages and start everything over anew, but Naruto was the only one who was getting in his way, both of them were fighting it out, one trying to kill the other, while the other was trying to stop him.

"SASUKEEEEE!"

"BOOOM!"

Their fists connected to each other's face, sending each other flying across the river, Sasuke with his Sharingan spinning, flipped through the air, landed on the bank of the river.

Lifting his head up, grunting in pain after the long fight, what he saw shocked him, his Sharingan copying the image into his brain forever.

Laying against the wall, his body created an indent, was Naruto, the only difference was, coming out of his chest was a long broadsword, with the handle and base inside the rock formation.

"Urg! BLUUGH!"

Naruto's eyes were wide, everything was moving in slow-motion, with the blond vomiting blood, he could understand what was happening, one moment him and Sasuke were fighting, with both nearing their last lap, then all of a sudden, a long blade was sticking out of his chest.

Looking towards Sasuke, seeing the Uchiha being just as surprised, then everything went black.

Though what Naruto saw couldn't be said the same for Sasuke, just before he saw Naruto's eyes close, Naruto was covered in a blinding red light, making the Uchiha cover his face to protect his vision, the next second the light vanished, but then so did Naruto.

At the moment Sasuke was in shock, the image of his friend being stabbed through the chest with a sword wasn't what he'd imagine, then it hit him, "I-I did that to him, the way the sword stuck through him, even though it killed him, it showed me something."

Lifting his hand to his face, looking at his scratched up hand from all the fighting, his hand was shaking, "I'm a 'backstabber!'"

It suddenly dawned on him that after everything was said and done, that Naruto was right, in the end Naruto was right about everything, even himself, in his last moment, Naruto somehow managed to bring Sasuke back into the light again, and the Uchiha was full of regret.

Dimension Gap(No better description for it.)

Floating through the emptiness was the beat up blond, still having the sword stuck through him like a Shish Kabob, only this time you could see the whole thing.

The sword was a massive claymore with a heavy double-edged blade, notched on both sides near the tip. The pommel has a single spike. The grip is plain, but the guard is skeletal, with a skull-design on each side leading to the rib cage from which the blade emerges; on one side of the blade, the skull is that of a human, while the other has a demon's skull with horns coming out of it's eyes. The crossguard is folded in against the ribs. (A.N. As you can tell it's Rebellion in it's dormant form, but with the DMC5 Version of it.)

While floating, to anyone passing by, though no-ones there, it would appear as though Naruto was dead, but really he was inside his own head, stuck between life and death.

Naruto's Mind

While his body was slowly dying, Naruto was walking around, he didn't know where he was, looking around he saw he was in what looks like a broken cemetery, but what really freaked him out was standing on blood-like water with no chakra, a pillar he accidentally touched crumbled and floated through the water like a rock, making him wonder why he wasn't sinking since he wasn't using chakra to stand on the water. (A.N. The demon world from Devil May Cry 3.)

"So kid, nice to meet the guy that found my sword."

Knocking him out of his thoughts, Naruto turns around and see's a strange sight.

Before him was a statue of a broken angel, it's wings above it's head, along with it's arms, looking like it was trying to reach towards the heavens, but that wasn't the strange part.

Perched one the wings and hands was a silver haired stranger, wearing a simple outfit. A faded red trench coat and has a washed-out look, along with a skull. He wears a black henley T-shirt with three buttons as the sleeves itself reach through his elbows, where it also features torn details, on his wrists he's wearing black driving gloves and white bandages. On his legs, he wears a black belt with golden accents, black jeans and brown boots. He also had a beard.

Naruto was blinking in confusion, "Hey old man, who the hell are you and where are we!?"

The stranger had a slight twitch at the 'old-man' comment, standing up, he suddenly disappears, "Come on kid, I'm not that old to be called that." The man's voice sounding from behind Naruto, causing the blond to turn around in shock.

Seeing the surprised look caused the man to smile cockily, "Glad to know I can still cause trouble, anyway, the names Dante, kid, and you just so happened to find my sword, Rebellion, though, I didn't think you'd end up getting stabbed by it, especially from the back, it'll be a pain in the ass to remove it from there, kinda like an itch on your back you can't really reach."

The now known Dante rambled, though Naruto interrupted him, "Hold on, sword!? what sword, you mean the thing that was sticking through my chest!?"

Smiling at Naruto, Dante just nods, "Yeah kid, the sword's name is Rebellion, after so long I thought no-one would find it, especially with how the rocks and earth covered it, but talk about a one in a million chances of someone finding it."

Naruto didn't think the sword's owner would be talking to him, "So what happens now, am I gonna die!?"

Dante gives a lazy grin, "Yeah, you're gonna die, if we don't do something about it." Gaining a confused look from Naruto Dante continued, "You see kid, since you've found my sword, I'm gonna give you a choice, on the one hand, I give you my power and you become a half-devil and live, or on the other hand, you deny my offer and try and survive on your own."

Naruto didn't know what to do, "Wait, did you just say, 'a half-devil' why'd you say that!?"

Moving towards the angel, Dante leans against it, "Well you see kid, my old man was a powerful devil, where he was fighting the humans, for some reason, he ended up changing sides and fought the other demons in order to protect them, again I have no idea why he started caring about humans, what with being a devil and all, after that, he sealed away the demon world, then after a few hundred years, he met my mother and they fell in love, but ended up separated because my father also sealed his own powers into his sword, using it to seal the demon world, they then had me and my brother, vergil."

So began Dante's story of his background, along with explaining who he is and what he was, along with his power, leaving out how he became powerful, since if Naruto did agree to become a half-devil, Dante wanted the kid to have his own experiences.

After hearing Dante's story, Naruto couldn't help but be amazed at the half-devil, yet, the man was willing to help Naruto to survive, "Alright Dante, I'll give you my answer!" Having a serious look on his face.

Timeskip

In a school, sitting in front of a desk, his feet on the small table, holding a study book in front of him was a silver haired, blue eyed young man, trying to stay focused on whatever the teacher was saying, but it was difficult, this young man was wearing the school uniform, though the jacket was wide open, showing the white buttoned shirt underneath, along with an orange undershirt.

This young man was Naruto Uzumaki, the legacy of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, but now he was also the legacy of Sparda, along with becoming Dante's reincarnation, which is the reason why his hair had changed colour, but also style. (A.N. Sliver-white version of Cloud Strife.)

Thanks to Naruto's uzumaki genes, adapting to the devil power, the transformation went off without a hitch, though it did hurt like hell, once that was done, he ended up in this world.

Now he has to suffer such a boring lifestyle, but it was relaxing.

Before anything else, the bell for the school's end went off, allowing Naruto to kick of from the desk and put away his schoolwork in his bag, placing the bag on the desk, Naruto also picked up a guitar case, placing it on his back by the straps, then picked the bag back up and headed for the exit.

As he was leaving, have to bend slightly at the door since he was slightly taller than the other students, and he didn't want his guitar hitting the top of the door, he gets to the gates.

He was about to head to the left, "NARUTO!" That is until he heard a voice from a certain pink-haired girl, smiling a toothy smile, "Where are you going, I thought you'd be coming back to the mansion with me." Looking up at the tall silver haired teen.

Naruto gave a tired sigh, "Sorry Saya-chan, but I'm going on a job and won't be back until late, also I need to get changed for it, and you won't like it cause it'll be boring for you."

Hearing Naruto's response, Saya gave a huff, crossing her arms in frustration, "You idiot, you're suppose to come home more."

Smiling, Naruto places a hand on top of Saya's head, making her blush, "Sorry Saya-chan, I'll be sure to make it up to you tomorrow, if you want I'll get you a Strawberry Sundae for you."

Hearing his deal, Saya pushed his hand off her head, "D-D-Don't do t-t-t-that, you know I d-d-d-don't like it!" She turns away from the silverette, trying to hide her blush, "Y-You promise to get me my ice cream?" She says in a shy tone.

Making Naruto chuckle slightly, "You should know me by now Saya-chan, I always keep my promises."

Once he satisfied Saya's interest, Naruto goes to his van, a gift from Saya's mother, turns out Saya's mother, Yuriko, was the one who found Naruto, helping to teen, turns out, when Naruto entered this world, he landed on his front, which pushed the sword out of his back, the moment he landed, was when Yuriko was having a stroll in her garden, luckily, she didn't see where Naruto came from, unfortunately, she did see the state his clothes were in, burn-marks, worn-out and straggly cuts here and there, telling her that he was in a fight.

Being the kindhearted person she was, Yuriko helped Naruto out, after a few months Naruto was a "handyman" for her, seeing as he owed her for helping him, though he suppose by doing so he kinda became like Dante, with Yuriko being his "Morrison", assigning him missions whenever he can, since it turned out after facing her husband in a sword fight, Naruto was a lot stronger than he looked, though the couple were surprised he could carry the large sword with ease, along with explaining that Rebellion was a family heirloom, which wasn't really lying since Naruto became Dante's reincarnation.

After that, Naruto gained a few gifts, one being a twofer, which was a pair of customised handguns, one being black and the other silver, which he named "Ebony & Ivory" after Dante's own weapons, the second gift was a normal looking van, though this van was tricked out with military grade armour and protection, being strong enough to ride through a brick wall without getting any damage, with a blue neon sign on the side of it saying "Devil May Cry," Naruto explains that it's in memory of his families shop, along with everything inside and outside being protected and powerful enough to not be effected by an EMP.

Thankfully, Saya's parents helped him out with paperwork and giving him a licence to have those weapons, provided he keeps them out of sight from any civilians.

Anyway, managing to get to his van, Naruto got changed, putting on a pair of boots and jeans, a blue formal vest(customised bulletproof vest, thanks to Yuriko), and a red coat and belt buckle resembling Dante's coat, along with military grade gloves. (A.N. The boots and jeans are Nero's, while the vest is Vergil's.)

Stretching out his body, Naruto couldn't help but say out loud, "Man, those uniforms are the worst, leaves me all stiff, though that could be from sitting on the desk chair, anyway, time to get to work."

Opening the van door, since his latest job isn't far, Naruto began walking, his guitar case on his back, along with his guns hidden under his coat on the back of his hips.

As he was walking, it became nighttime, everyone wasn't in the streets anymore, at the moment he was walking along a riverbank, yet somehow, he could "feel" something wasn't right, going down the grass towards the river, Naruto's senses suddenly blares to life.

Suddenly a motorbike was flung at him, using rebellion, Naruto cut the bike away from him, sending the parts skidding away from him, but he then realised that was a distraction.

Behind him was a tall, winged humanoid demon with two ridged horns and purple glowing eyes. Its entire body is covered with black armour, with large wings.

It also had a large sword, which was covered in lightning and was heading straight for Naruto's head.

"Clang!"

In a blink of an eye, Naruto had vanished, the lightning sword was wedged into the ground, in the distance Naruto had Rebellion resting on his shoulder, walking around lazily, "So, you're the one that Yuriko was worried about, though she had no clue who or what you were, but you've certainly been a bad little demon," Turns out, Naruto also slightly gained Dante's cockiness to some extent, "But I must say, it's surprising that a demon would appear here of all places, how'd you get here, this place is suppose to be a different world altogether."

The demon stayed silent, "Not much of a talker huh, well, maybe I can help loosen your tongue!" Bring out Ivory, "Let's rock!" "BANG!"

(I can't do fight scenes so you'll have to watch DMC5 Dante Vs Cavaliere Angelo with a few obvious differences.)

Naruto was huffing and puffing, "I didn't think this demon would be this strong!" He was on one knee, trying to catch his breath, the fact that the demon was using it's wing as a shield felt a little like the thing was cheating, but it was all the more challenging for him.

Quickly aiming his gun towards the lightning demon, due to his tired state, Naruto was unfortunately kicked in the face by the demon, which unfortunately caused Rebellion to fly from his free hand.

During that, the demon grabbed the sword out of the air and appeared before Naruto, sending the sword through Naruto's heart.

Huffing slightly, the demon moves away from it's victim, wanting to go somewhere else.

As it's back was turned what no-one knows was Naruto's body began to pulse, beating like a heartbeat, the demon stopped, then turned towards the stabbed teen, almost feeling as if something was happening.

Suddenly the sword's guard and jaws opened, along with the single spike on the pommel opening into more spikes, then an energy blast throws the blade into the air, with a fist connecting to the lightning demon's face, throwing it into the river and hitting the bank on the other side.

Grunting in pain the demon looks towards Naruto, seeing the white aura pulsing around Naruto's body, pulsing with each step with Naruto breathing heavy.

Wanting to end this fight, the demon vanished in a flash of lightning and appeared behind Naruto, it's sword ready to stab him, but before it could connect, Naruto releases a blast of demonic energy, making the demon jump back slightly out of instinct.

Standing before it was a humanoid devil, the devil somehow resembling Dante's devil form, only instead of red scales, they were orange, along with two horns coming from his forehead and brushed backwards, almost like an angry animal. (A.N. Gotta have some reference to Kurama.)

Before the lightning demon could make a move, the devil-Naruto vanished, suddenly appearing along it's chest was a deep cut, holding it's chest, the lightning demon turned around and saw the orange demon standing with Rebellion outwards, showing that it was Naruto.

Slowly, Naruto turned around, looking towards the demon, but then his glowing red eyes widened, in the demon's body was a blond-haired woman, "I see, you need a host in order to survive, well then, lets see if I can trim the fat off of you!"

With that exclamation Naruto vanished once more, slices could be seen appearing on the lightning demon, along with parts falling off and flying towards the two motorbike parts, like magnets, the demon parts connect to the two halves, seeing what was happening, Naruto continued with his carving, sending more and more parts towards the motors, not realising that the leftover Kyuubi Chakra was also bonding with the parts, turning them red.

Once finished, Naruto puts Rebellion on his back, the naked woman slipping out of the "skin-suit" and allowing Naruto to catch her, suddenly, Naruto turns back to his human form, causing him to groan in exhaustion, "D-Damn it, that old man didn't tell me I had another form, not only that I can hardly move now."

Then came a demonic roar, "huh!?" In front of him was a heavily armored red motorcycle created from the demonic metals, with large spikes stick out from the side of the front tire. (A.N. Cavaliere R.)

Suddenly Naruto begins hearing the distinct sound of sirens, having no doubt that the police would have questions that he can't answer, looking towards the demonic cycle, Naruto gave a cocky smirk, looking down at the person he saved, "Well woman, whoever you are, I can rest at my place, then when you wake up you can tell me who you are, but for now."

Quickly placing and securing themselves on his new devil-arm, "Let's ride!" With the roar of the engine, Naruto took off down the street, leaving the cops to wonder what happened at the river bank.

A Few Streets away

Coming up to his van, Naruto picks up the unknown woman and gets off the devil-arm, allowing it to vanish and become apart of his arsenal, as quick as he can, considering he's extremely tired from fighting and awakening his devil-form, Naruto enters his van, placing the naked woman on a sofa-bed and covering her with a blanket.

Rubbing a hand over his face, "Alright, now that I've got you settled, I'm gonna have a nice hot shower and get rid of my blood covered clothes, then I think I'm gonna move my van to the school parking lot, maybe that way, I'll get to school."

With that in mind, Naruto did what he set out to do, he cleaned himself up, burned his old clothes to ashes by his demonic energy, trying to get use to it, then drove to the school parking lot.

Once there, Naruto stretched himself out, "You know what, after what happened earlier, I might just skip school tomorrow and just sleep here, since I doubt anything major will happen tomorrow."

After making up his mind, Naruto felt too comfortable in his seat, putting his feet up, along with his new pair of clothes, Naruto went to sleep, since his body was crying out for it because of his devil form.

Next Day

Due to the unfortunate effect of being in school, Naruto ends up being woke up by the morning bell of the school, rubbing his eyes, Naruto stretched his body out, "hmm? Oh yeah, I'm gonna have ta get in touch with Yuriko-chan, no idea why she keeps telling me to call her that, but I need to tell he that everything is sorted out."

With that in mind, he quickly sent a text, since he didn't want to hear any complaints about not getting into touch with her last night, he merely sent an update.

With that done, Naruto quickly turned his phone off, knowing ether Yuriko or Saya would try and get in touch with him, moving towards the back of the van, Naruto makes his way to his guest.

Seeing her happily snoozing, though he didn't want to, Naruto had no choice but to wake her up, placing a hand on her shoulder, he began to nudge her awake, "Hey, hey, come on, you need to wake up."

The woman began groaning in annoyance, wanting to have more sleep, but the bell from before gained her attention slightly, "Oh come on, just let me sleep, it feels like I've been tossed around."

Opening her eye slightly, she see's an unknown person starring at her, quickly sitting up, while grabbing the blanket, she aims her hand at him, with yellow lightning arching across her fingers.

Naruto seeing this just chuckles, "Well that explains the demon-suit's lightning abilities, and why you were inside it." Finishing with a cocky smile.

Hearing what the teen said, Trish ended up having a slight flashback, seeing the same smile as a certain demon hunter, along with him saying 'demon-suit' certainly rang a few bells in her head.

Slowly the lightning dissipated, lowering her hand slightly, she asked the question on her mind, "What are you talking about, what 'demon-suit,' and who the hell are you!?"

Naruto just smiles, "I guess we've got a lot to talk about..." Then began the lengthy explanation of the demon he fought, with her inside it, how he worked for a person who helped him in this world, along with being from another world and managing to "find" Dante's sword, Rebellion.

Trish was shocked, her friend had long since past in another world, left his sword for another person to find, now he she was talking to Naruto who not only became Dante's legacy, but has become a half-devil as well, and because of the lightning demon-suit she was in, has recently awakened his devil form as well.

Rubbing her face in frustration, she began, "Well this is just great, me and Lady go out of our way to try and find that lazy slacker since we didn't want to pay for his place, no matter how cool it was, found a portal in order to find him, then before I knew it, everything went black and I woke up here, just perfect."

After hearing her rant, Naruto began rubbing his chin, "Hmm, if I had to guess from your rant, I would say because of the unknown portal you came through, your body somehow "attracted" a demon that's in-tuned with your body, but also requires a host in order to live, the same could be said for Lady, which means right now she's somewhere, trapped in a demon body, acting like a battery or something."

Hearing Naruto's deductive reasoning, she couldn't help but be impressed, "That's amazing, are you sure that you're Dante's legacy!?"

Naruto smiles towards her, "I may be Dante's reincarnation, but I'm not Dante, also it kinda helps that I was a ninja before coming here and that I'mat school again, so I may act like Dante now and again, but we're not the same."

Understanding what Naruto was saying, she let it go, Naruto gets up, "Alright, I'm gonna go and rest at the front seats for a while, just to process the history that you've given me about Dante and yourself, feel free to use the shower in the back if you want, though I might not have any clothes that fit you."

Smiling, Trish got up, letting the blanket drop from her body, allowing Naruto to see her in her naked glory, with a teasing smirk, "Oh don't worry about that, I have my ways."

She then sashays her way towards the bathroom, leaving a wide-eyed Naruto behind, with the teen frozen solid.

After a few minutes, Naruto releases a huffing sigh, "Something tells me if Saya-chan ever finds out about this she'll kill me, even with my awakened devil powers." Hearing a slight giggle from the showers, Naruto makes his way towards the seats.

Once in place, Naruto relaxes his body, the image of Trish's body still in his mind, "Something else tells me I'm in for more surprises like that in the future."

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Hearing a noise from the gate, Naruto puts his window down and leans out, wondering what the noise was.

What he saw gave him a puzzled look, and stranger was hitting the gates with his face, almost like he was sleepwalking or something, "What the hell is up with that guy?"

After saying that, Naruto see's a group of teachers moving towards the gate, one of them being the gym teacher and Kyoko, the female teacher that Naruto likes to tease and get her to chase him around for counselling.

Though when the gym teacher grabs the guy and bashes him against the gate, Naruto gets out of his van, the gym teacher always had it out for Naruto, ever since Naruto showed the guy up after nearly breaking the teacher's arm for trying to force himself on Kyoko, the teacher's just been waiting for an excuse to get Naruto expelled, but thanks to Naruto's past as a prankster, along with being a half-devil now, the angry teacher couldn't even touch him.

Naruto slowly makes his way towards the teachers, "OI, JACKASS, DIDN'T THE SCHOOL MAKE YOU TAKE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES, OR DID JACK NICHOLSON SHOW YOU UP AGAIN!" Knowing that would draw the gym teacher's anger away from the stranger, since no really deserved to have their teeth down their throat, unless they really needed it.

As the group turned towards Naruto, with Kyoko blushing at Naruto's clothes, the gym teacher was about to yell at the silver-haired teen, when suddenly.

"GAAAARGH!"

Naruto's eyes widened, everything moved in slow-motion, blood spurted from a giant chunk of missing flesh taken from the gym teacher's arm, the man screaming in pain, trying to stop the bleeding.

The two teachers there were trying to calm the man down, but Naruto could tell something was wrong, looking towards the man at the gate, Naruto has a closer look at him, that's when he see's a giant chuck was missing from the side of his back, with blood dripping down.

"Oh, Mr [ ] I'm so glad you're alright." Even if he did try to force himself on her, she didn't want him to be bleeding. (A.N. I don't know the gym teacher's name so I blanked it.)

Hearing what Kyoko said, Naruto quickly turned around, the gym teacher's skin was pale and he was moaning like the man behind the gate, suddenly the gym teacher tried to grab Kyoko to bite her.

"BANG!"

That is until a loud bang what off, with blood and brain-matter flying everywhere, a bullet casing tingled on to the pavement of the school grounds.

In Naruto's hand was the smoking gun of Ivory, both teacher's were horrified at one of their students just taking a life.

"I'm sorry you two, but it seems the bastard was dead the moment that guy bit him."

Kyoko was about to yell at him, but stopped when he said that, "N-N-Naruto, when you say bit him, do you mean to say..."

Nodding his head, Naruto turns around to face the stranger, "Yeah, this guy somehow became a zombie and had turned the gym teacher into one as well when he bit him, if it wasn't for me Kyoko-chan, you would've been bitten as well, and from where he was aiming, I would say, right on your big breast." At the end Naruto gave a teasing smirk, trying to lighten the mood a little.

Hearing Naruto's teasing, she cover's her chest and blushes, she was about to yell at him for being a pervert.

But before that, Naruto looks at the other teacher, "Listen, I need you to send out a broadcast on the PA system, the school needs to know about the zombie attacks, no doubt a few of them have gotten in, we need to warn everybody and save as many people as we can."

The old teacher nods and runs off to do just that.

While the man ran off, Naruto hears his van roaring towards him, moving a spinning around, with Naruto standing in front of Kyoko, suddenly the van screeches in front of Naruto causing Kyoko to gasp in fright at the Van's side door just a few inches away from Naruto's body.

Giving a slight huff, Naruto looks towards the driver, "Now who gave you permission to drive my baby!?"

Out the window popped Trish's smiling face, "Oh come now Naruto, when I heard that gun shot, I rushed right over to see what was going on."

Shaking his head, Naruto picks up a scared Kyoko, "Well as payment, do you think you could look after Kyoko-chan here for me, she just had a narrow escape from a zombie attack."

Figuring that's the best idea since she was still tired from last night, and that she needs to learn about the new world she was in, she agreed.

After placing the teacher in the van, along with grabbing Rebellion without the guitar case, Naruto heads out to look for survivors.

It didn't take him long to find a few of them, he found Toshimi Niki and Misuzu Ichijou, running around like a pair of idiots, thinking that if they stayed together nothing would happen, though when a zombie was about to munch on them Naruto shot it in the head, scaring the girls, that is until they looked up at the one who saved them, they couldn't help but blush at how cool he looked with his red trench coat and smoking gun, with the skeletal sword on his back.

Making them follow behind him, Naruto notices that the zombies seem to follow sound, which he told the two girls to keep quiet, then they ran into a young girl with glasses called, Taniuchi and her friend Kawamoto, it turned out the two were apart of Shido's class, though the backstabbing teacher left them because in his words, 'They would slow the rest down,' that made Naruto's eyes turn ice-cold, he always hated that snake, for obvious reasons, "That bastard only knows teamwork as a stepping stone, the ass-hole doesn't care as long as he's safe!"

The way he talked about Shido made the girls shiver, whether it's from how cold he is at the moment or how turned on they are, they don't know.

Doing a quick look around, Naruto and the four girls made it to the teachers lounge, where luck would have it, they bumped into Takashi and his group, though Naruto's face suddenly pales when Saya spots him.

The pinkette was furious, at Naruto, but she knows at the moment she can't lay into him about not contacting her last night, but that doesn't mean she won't later.

After the group talked things out, with Shizuka wanting to make sure that Naruto was okay during the talks, like the group planning to escape on the school bus, with Naruto explaining that a few girls can ride in his van as well, all the while Shizuka made Naruto take his tops off, leaving his chest bear, making the girls blush, minus Rei since she's not over her boyfriend's death.

Though Saeko could see that Naruto's body was built for combat, she couldn't help but lick her lips at the sight of his body.

As for Kohta, he spotted Naruto's custom-made M1911 handguns in his hostlers, though Naruto told the gun-fan to talk about it after they find a safe place.

Once the group came up with the idea of going to Shizuka's friend's apartment, using the school bus, they got their things together, along with handmade weapons that might not last long but would do for now.

With the group agreeing to try and be quiet because of the zombies, they slowly make their way to the front doors, but they ended up bumping into another group.

As they made to the front, Naruto saw a lot of the zombies, he knew he could take them all out, but the problem was he wasn't alone and he couldn't fight and protect the group at the same time, even with his Devil Trigger, so offering to go first, Naruto slowly made his way down the steps, "Heh, even though my devil power caused my chakra to overload, doesn't mean my ninja-training doesn't come in handy, hell, most of my pranks were used without chakra!"

Once reaching the bottom of the steps, Naruto, using his ninja/pranking training, the group was amazed at how quiet he is, seeing a shoe by his foot, Naruto quickly kicked it down a corridor, still not making a sound, a confidant smirk on his face.

Once the zombies started making their way towards the noise, Naruto motioned the group to follow, but to remember to be quiet, with the help of Saeko, the two opened the front doors.

"CLANGG!"

Unfortunately, a boy behind them was super nervous, causing his weapon to clang against the metal railing of the stairs, "RUNNN!" With that yell from Takashi, the group began to run, with Naruto grabbing Rebellion off his back with ease.

As they were running, Naruto heard Saya complaining about Takashi yelling, but he knew that the clang would've bounced around the whole school.

At the moment, Naruto grabbed his phone while chopping a head off, "Hey Trish, can you bring the van close to the school bus," Off with another head, "There's gonna be a few people hanging around," swinging his sword, cutting another head, Naruto swaps his sword for one of his guns, firing a few bullets, getting head-shots, "Don't worry about my van getting any damage, it's built from military grade metals and equipment, that baby can crash through a brick wall and not have a scratch on it."

Once their chat finished, Naruto put his phone away and flipped over a horde of zombies, grabbing his second gun, Naruto, flying through the air upside down, began firing at the horde, getting more head-shots, he then landed back on his feet and followed the others.

As they were running, Naruto spotted his van sending a few zombies flying, it then skidded next to the bus.

Stepping out of the van was a smiling Trish, wearing her usual black outfit, grabbing her own handguns, she began charging them with her demonic lightning, making the bullets fire through a line of zombies and blowing them away.

Naruto just huffs at how she was showing off, "Okay everyone, get to the bus and van, we'll hold them off!"

With that the group made it to the two transports, with Takashi's group getting on the bus and Naruto's group getting in his van, with Naruto and Trish being a zombie-fighting team.

Once everyone made it, another group yelled for them to wait, Takashi, Naruto and Trish look up, seeing another teacher and his group making their way towards them, Naruto and Trish couldn't watch them for long, so they went back to shooting the zombies, keeping them at bay while the group made it to the bus and van, with the girl of the group entering Naruto's van.

Even though Naruto knows who the teacher is, he got on his phone to Saya, "Hey Saya-chan, make sure to tune the bus's radio to my van, you know the number, I want to be able to hear if there's anything that could change the plan."

Getting an agreement, Saya made sure to tune the bus into the van's frequency, allowing the two to talk to each other.

Once everyone was in place, with Naruto in the passenger's seat and Trish in the driver's, the van and bus quickly drove out of the school, crashing through the gates and heading for the city.

Trish drove the van in front of the van, while that was happening, the two began hearing Shido preaching, the two looked towards each other, Naruto figuring it might be best to stop that sort of thing quickly, grabs the van's phone and began talking out loud, "What a bunch of crap, whatever pig-swill your spewing has no power over anyone but the weak-wills of scared people, and if I hear anymore," At this point Naruto sits himself on the van's window, took his gun and aimed.

"BANG!"

In slow-motion, the bullet left Naruto's gun and heads for the windshield of the bus, since Naruto add a little of his demonic power the window only had a hole in it, with no spiderweb-cracks, the bullet continued travelling, until it went through the other window, with the same results.

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!"

As it turns out, when the bullet passed through, it also passed through one of Shido's ears, taking the piece of meat off of him.

Naruto smiled at the act, no doubt a few of the others on the bus was smiling at the man's misfortune as well, "The rules no longer apply anymore in this world you scumbag, if I hear you blabbing on about such thing the next bullet won't miss your head, and just so you know, I was aiming for you big fat ear, so on't try and test me, I can take out a target in a moving car 50 yards away on the side of a lorry, taking you out would be too easy."

Getting back in the van, Naruto puts the phone back, not noticing Kyoko and the female students having deep blushes at how dominating Naruto was, Trish on the other hand was smiling, "If Naruto hadn't done that, I know I would've, still it is kinda hot!"

Naruto stands up and heads for his jukebox, putting a song on to hopefully help relax the teacher and students, he then heads back to the seat, "So Trish, want to tell me more about how you and Dante became friends."

Trish just smiled and began telling stories, that is until a group of zombies were in front of them, the Jukebox then changes it's song.

(Play Devil May Cry 5 Devil Trigger Nero's Battle Theme)

Naruto pulling his gun out, "Trish...!", The woman just smiles, "I see them Naruto, don't worry." Driving faster, the van crashes into the zombies.

Naruto looks at the students, "Fasten up girls, thanks to Trish it's gonna be a bumpy ride!" Here Trish whacks his shoulder with a chuckle.

Once the girls and teacher were secured, Naruto leans out of the window, one of his guns in his hand and fires at the zombies, one of them managed to grab Trish's side, but the woman lifts a hand, letting lightning charge up in it and touches the zombie's head, frying it's brain and causing it to fall.

As they were smashing into zombies, Trish managed to catch two of them on the windshield, using the wipers, she "cleans" them off of the glass.

Seeing a road block up ahead, Naruto and Trish smile at each other, suddenly the van crashes through it causing enough space for the bus behind them to get through, but it caused the van to tumble in mid air, with Naruto flying out, grabbing both guns, he began shooting all the zombies that were flying towards him, a zombie tried to grab him, but Naruto just kept shooting, each bullet landing in the a zombies head, or going through it and hitting the zombie behind it.

While this was happening, everything was moving in slow-motion, the van flying upside down, Trish see's a slice of beef jerky flying through the air, she slowly grabs it with her mouth, smiling as she watches Naruto spinning around and taking out all the zombies, what can she say, she was hungry.

Naruto managed to flip onto the undercarriage of the van as it was upside down, slowly flipping up right, the girls and teacher were screaming in both fear and thrill, as well as amazement at Naruto's acrobatic skills and gun mastery.

As the van was flipping up right, a zombie was falling next to it with a sign in it's head, Naruto was flipping over the top of it, as a canister exploded as he got to his window, entering it without a problem and placing his boots up on the dashboard with a sigh, putting his guns away.

Looking towards Trish for a second Naruto spots what was in her mouth, "Hey, is that one of my secret-stashed jerky?"

Trish just smiled, "Oh~ come on Naruto~ I haven't eaten since I got here~." Using a teasing tone in her voice.

Naruto just groaned, "Fine, but at least wait until we get more food the next time we stop."

The others were in shock, after everything Naruto and Trish did, they couldn't believe they were arguing over a piece of jerky like nothing happened, though Kyoko and the girls try to hide their wet stains, though they couldn't deny that it was hot how Naruto took all of those zombies down easily.

Even the group in the bus behind them were amazed at the feat Naruto just did, though Saya face-palmed hearing the radio of Naruto complaining about his jerky after doing that, though the girls just giggled and Takashi and Kohta chuckled and smiled at the ice-breaker of such an awesome show of skills.

When Shizuka saw Naruto doing such amazing acrobatics, she had to put her legs together, yet at the same time keep her feet on the pedals, showing a slight stain on her purple panties, along with Saya and Seako trying to hide their's.

It would seem the van and bus group will be having an interesting travel from now on, though will Naruto be able to keep the bastard-Shido in line and protect the girls and his friends from the man and the zombies, we'll have to wait and see.

The End.

I hope everyone enjoyed this idea, me and Dragon Sage God came up with it, also sorry if it was too long to be a one-shot idea, but this is a gift to whoever's interested in adopting it and it's also the last one-shot I'll be writing until others have adopted a few of the other one-shots I've written.

Also Naruto isn't ready for The Devil Sword Dante so, like Kurama, Sparda is sealed away until Naruto is ready, and the reason why Naruto didn't awaken his devil trigger was because Rebellion stabbed him in the back and his body wasn't ready for the devil form yet.

As you can tell, the pairing will possibly be Saya Takagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marikawa, Yuuki Miku, Kyoko Hayashi, Rika Minami, Toshimi Niki, Misuzu Ichijou, Taniuchi and Kawamoto from the HOTD anime, with Trish and Lady from the DMC world, since I figured Trish and Lady wouldn't want to pay the bills since Dante left and that they'd try to get him back somehow, while leaving Nero, Kyrie and Nico to look after the place.

Again, sorry if the one-shot is too long, just hope everyone enjoys it, this idea is mostly Dragon Sage God, since I'm only helping him out.

I Do Not Own Naruto Or HOTD. (Or Devil May Cry.)