Chapter 0: Recap
Last time, Max got to 154 on the popularity scale, found his old yearbooks to get new methods for his quest for respect and defeated Vulture.
Chapter 1: And now…
Max woke up before his alarm clock and threw it out the window because he didn't need it anymore - just kidding, dummy - and went downstairs. He did the same thing he did last episode because I wanna save time, and went to school.
But there was one thing that was different. His clothes. He was going to school…
...naked.
Just joking, he was going in a shirt & tie because he was going for 'Best Dressed' in the yearbook. He showed up at school all swanky and showing off,
"This is gonna be easy." he thought to himself. He was right! That is, until he entered the classroom. "Nate?" he said out loud this time. Nate was wearing a shirt & tie too.
"You told me you were going in a shirt & tie, so I thought we could match to show our friendship!" He replied, Max had the uncontrollable urge to facepalm, but he didn't. Instead, he simply said,
"I told you that I was going in a suit & tie to get up the popularity scale and into the yearbook!"
Nate said nothing…
"Oooooohhhhhh!" except for that. The rest of the class laughed. Max couldn't do it anymore, he facepalmed.
For the rest of the school day, he had to wear that now-humiliating shirt & tie with Nate, begging for the day to end. It did eventually. Now he needed to pick what role he would take next. But you're looking for the Spider-Action, right? Well, here it is!
Chapter 2: ShOcKiNg!
Like last time, he got Aunt May's shopping, kept his curfew in mind and delivered pizzas while thwarting the evil intentions of small-time crooks.
8 PM
The pizza place he worked at closed at 8 PM, like always, which was now. He decided that he'd look for crimes and if they were any, he'd stop a few then head home early to surprise Aunt May. But, just as he was heading home, he heard a noise. A 'BrBRbRBrBRBBBRBRbr!' sound. Like, a vibration kinda thing. After the hear, he got the feel. The 'ow' kinda feeling.
"OW!" he screamed like a girl - he didn't actually, you guys are so easy to trick - . He smashed against a wall, then fell on a bunch of crates to break his fall. Convenient.
Anyways, he looked up to see…
...erm…
...what's his name?
Maybe Spidey can give us some humorous guesses, let him try!
"So, you must be… Quilt Man! No, Padded Pete! Hang on, Mr.… Triple-Ply? Oh! I've got it! (In a dramatic voice) The Cushion!" See, I told you! Weather that made you laugh or not, that was pretty funny. Anyways, cut to The Cushion getting angry at Spoderman.
"Gosh darnit you mutated freak, I'm The Shocker! I'd tell ya not to forget it, but ya won't be around long enough to worry about that!" Nevermind, cut to The Shocker getting angry at Mutated freak in his texas accent. Okay, let's continue.
Spidey knew the perfect comeback to this to annoy the sanity out of him because, heh, what else is a Spider-Man for?
"Oooohhhh, The Shocker! How SHOCKING! Hahaha!" His plan succeeded, but there was good news and bad news.
The good news was that yes, that annoyed the sanity out of him, but the bad news was that he was mad now. Shocker started furiously firing...err...shocks(?) at him, but Spidey
d them while he said, "Dodge, dodge, dodge, DODGE!" each time him saying 'dodge' meaning that he dodged a...shock(?).
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, one of the shocks hit him and he died.
The End
Chapter 3: In an alternate universe...
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, one of the shocks hit him and he got smashed against the wall. He then physics-ed (or gravity-ed) down to the floor. He needed a plan. He decided to nerd out and also use his eyes. He looked at the…
…
...erm…
...this time we're trying to come up with something coo- GAUNTLETS!
He looked at the gauntlets and figured out he could smash them, but needed to find out the material to confirm that. He decided to use his ears for this, by stepping on a gauntlet and listening to the sound it makes. Then he could figure out roughly what material it is, to get the right amount of force/pressure to break it. Too little could, um, not work? And too much would probably damage the poor guy's arm. :( He decided to do this and step on a gauntlet.
it broke
He thought to himself, "Well that was easy." then stepped on the other one.
it broke
Then The Shocker was bone'd for sure, as Spidey dived at him and beat him up. Then he hung him by his neck - oml stop being so gullible - and left him for the police.
The End