This is my second Fanfic it's Survivor style! Please Read! And Yes, I stopped the script stuff at the beginning of my stories. (See the bottom for more details)

Disclaimer: I don't own Mario or anyone else. I also don't own Survivor. Pretty much, the only things I own are Toadlin, Todax, and the Idea. I need more stuff!

Survivor: Mario Style

Episode 1: Fly Guys Can't Fly!

A small plane flew past a small island. On the small plane, a small Toad sat on a small chair. She took a small sip of her small glass of water then looked into the camera.

"Hello, and welcome to Survivor: Mario Style!" The Toad said. "I'm Toadlin, The host and yes, we're as small as Bowser's brain."

"Hey! I heard that!" Bowser said, appearing out of nowhere.

"Haha, No you didn't." Toadlin said shooting Bowser in the head. Then she walked over to him and-

"Scene Deleted for bad content." A perky man said. "While your waiting, why don't you check out Koopa Pasta, Tastes like murdered koopa! Yum!"

Toadlin ran back to her seat and sat down. She wiped the blood off of her face and started.

"For 46 days, 18 Moronic people will try to survive out here on this uninhabited island that definitely has no brain eating zombies!" Toadlin said smiling. "Let's meet the Idiots that agreed to join this thing. Wait… they didn't agree, we forced them to!"

A red boat sped through the ocean below the plane. The camera went closer up and scanned all the nine people aboard.

"This is the Mushroom Tribe! They will always wear red." Toadlin said giving a commentary. "The tribe consists of nine people."

"First up is Mario, That Fat Italian Hero guy. He's a plumber too. When we went to make Mario join, he was sleeping on his couch. We beat the crap out of him until he agreed" Toadlin said.

"Wario is next." Toadlin informed. "He's that gargantuan fat pig who wishes he was as good as Mario. We force fed him Waluigi until he agreed!"

"Toadsworth is an old fart who talks like he's 1 million and 4 years old. We stepped on his lawn and he came peacefully."

"Next is DK!" Toadlin said. "He's that one chimp who can't-get-a-girl-so-he-steals-some-broad-and-doesn't-expect-Plumber-boy-to-save-her! We amazed him with our complex and advanced intellectual means of speaking."

"Scaredy Guy #1! LUIGI! We released all the ghosts he captured and made him do a crappy sequel!"

"Ah… Junior… He's so cute… and dreamy…" Toadlin drooled at his cutefulness. "He's Bowser's son who like to destroy things and pollute. We have so much in common… But those jerks gave him Tuna and Mayonnaise when he only eats Turkey and Ketchup!"

"One of DK's back up chimps is here too, Dixie. We went into her room and put on her clothes and makeup and she agreed."

"Next is King Boo! He's ruled the Boo's for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time. We told him that Casper was out to get him!"

"Lastly, This annoying little brat that never gets in trouble because of cutefulness, Toad. We patty caked him to death."

Then, on the other side of the plane, a green boat sped closer to the shore. "This is the Shell tribe, they will always wear green. This Tribe also consists of nine people."

"First is Peach. The little nice cutie princess until you tick her off. SHE GOES INSANE! We forced her to watch ten straight hours of Michael Jackson music videos. Nuff Said."

"Next is Yoshi-kun! He's awesome! And cool! And Amazing! And Finger-Liking good! I asked him to join and he agreed!"

"DK's back up chimp numero dos, Diddy. We forced his Dentist to pull all his teeth out and give him Hot Pepper flavored dentures."

"Thanks to the power of 1-up Shrooms, Bowser, the stupid butt-humping moron is back. We told him that the establishment was on to him."

"That one Tomboy that thinks she's a Diva is here too. What's her name? Daisy? Is that it? Well anyway, we told her she looked fat in the dress she was wearing. We bribed her with liposuction!"

"Next up is my BFF Toadette-Chan. She's the coolest and she's awesome and here's a picture of us!" Toadlin held up a picture of her and Toadette. "We paid her money until she agreed. Monopoly is such a fun game!"

"That eggplant loving, lying little, broom-like body guy, Waluigi, sucks. I HATE YOU! GO AWAY! GO INTO BOWSER'S YARD! HE'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT! We forced him into Wario's mouth until he said mercy."

"This big ass Piranha Plant is next. His name is Petey! We told him he could get Fludd Insurance if he joined."

"Last and definitely retarded, Birdo. She's that conceited little whiney slut. We kicked her in the shins until she cried, then we got some dinner, and went back to kicking Birdo."

Then, Toadlin got up and walked to the cockpit.

"We should be landing down there!" Toadlin said pointing to the shore that both boats just reached.

"Huh?" The Fly Guy pilot's body jerked around, elbowing the steering wheel. The plane headed straight down as fast as possible.

"Ahh!" Toadlin and the pilot yelled. Then, they crashed into the sand. Everyone just stared as the door opened.

"Man, Fly Guys Can't Fly!" Toadlin muttered while jumping out of the plane.

Everyone Stared.

"…"

Toadlin Stared.

"…"

Everyone stared.

"…"

Toadlin stared.

"…"

Everyone Spontaneously Combusted.

"AHH!"

Toadlin Stared

"…"

Everyone decided to do what their Mama's taught them.

"Stop, Drop, and Roll!" Everyone but Bowser said.

"Shake, Shake, Shake!" Bowser sang while dancing.

Everyone and Toadlin all died from the sight, but they had 1-up Shrooms and Guns to blow Bowser into nonexistence.

"TAKE THIS MOTHER-" The last words were blocked by the sound of bullets.

Then, Toadlin decided to start. "Hi peoples! And welcome to Survivor: Mario Style! You'll be stranded out here for… a ton of days; you'll be forced to work with each other to get to the end. The person or thing who makes it to the end, gets 1 Million coins."

Everyone smiled and grinned and did many other strange things to their face.

"We have already put you into teams. The people you rode with will be your new tribe." Toadlin said.

"Shit!" Everyone on the Shell tribe said while eying Bowser.

"Your Supply's are over there and so is your map so good luck!" Toadlin said walking off into the jungle.

Both tribes ran over to their supplies.

Shell Tribe

Day 1

"Okay," Peach said. "Petey, Bowser, you take the large crate. Yoshi, Waluigi, take the water. Daisy, Birdo, Take the rice. Diddy, Toadette, carry me!"

"But Peach!" Diddy said. "You're heavy!"

"WHAT?" Peach screamed, grabbing a rope and a cork from nowhere. Peach tied Diddy up and stuck a cork in his mouth. Then she chucked Diddy out as far as she could into the water.

"That looks like fun!" Bowser said, chucking himself into the water.

"How, the hell did he do that?" Yoshi asked.

"I have no idea." Waluigi said.

Mushroom Tribe

Day 1

"The map says our camp is that way!" Wario said, pointing to the north.

"Wrong Fat ass!" Mario said. "Its South, Not north."

"Oh! You Wanna Go?" Wario asked.

"No, Not really." Mario said.

"Great, Now who's going to go with me to that fancy restaurant?" Wario asked. "Oh my gosh I'm such a loser."

"Yes, you are." Luigi said.

"Shut up, Luigi! Nobody asked you!" Wario snapped. "But really, I can't even get a date!"

"You were trying to get a date?" Junior asked.

"Shut up, Junior, nobody asked you!" Wario snapped again. "I'm so Pathetic!"

"WE KNOW!" Everyone yelled.

"Egads!" Toad said.

Shell Tribe

Day 1

"LOOK!" Daisy said pointing out at Green Flag.

"Finally!" Toadette said.

"We're Home!" Birdo said.

"No, We're home, you're not!" Waluigi said pointing to the bushes. "Your home is over there!"

Birdo's bottom lip quivered. "But-But-But-"

"GO!" Waluigi said.

"WAH!" Birdo cried all the way to the bushes. "Hey, Mangoes! And a Radio! And my own Spa! This is way better than their camp."

Waluigi walked over to the bushes and knocked.

"Hey!" Birdo said perking her head out of the bushes. "Get off my property!"

"But-"

"You take one more step and I'll shoot you!" Birdo said pointing a rocket launcher at Waluigi.

Waluigi stood still until Toadette walked by.

"Hey, Waluigi, want to play Simon Says?" Toadette asked.

Waluigi turned around. "Sure-" Waluigi was cut off by the rocket going straight through him.

Toadette stared at Waluigi. "Meh! Hey Birdo, want to play?"

Birdo jumped out of the bushes. "Sure, That place was a shit hole anyways."

Mushroom Tribe

Day 1

"There it is!" DK said pointing to the camp.

"YAY!" Dixie yelled triumphantly.

"I just don't understand why nobody loves me!" Wario complained.

"I say, Old bean, ZIP YOUR TRAP!" Toadsworth said.

Everyone stared at Toadsworth.

"…"

Toadsworth stared back.

"…"

Everyone stared again.

"…"

"Egads!" Toad said.

"What?" Everyone asked.

"Egads!" Toad repeated.

"Huh?" Everyone asked.

"Egads!" Toad said a little angry.

"Say what?" Everyone asked.

"EGADS!" Toad said literally pissed off.

"Shut up! We got the point!" Everyone said walking off.

"Egads…" Toad said shaking his head.

Shell Tribe

Night 1

"Lets do scary stories!" Bowser said to everyone sitting around the fire.

"Fine, You start!" Petey said.

"Okay! You guys ever heard of El Qwatro?" Bowser asked.

"No," Peach said. "We've only been on this Island for 1 day."

"Well, they say, he stalks this Island eats anyone who was unfortunate enough to land here. You'll never guess what he is." Bowser said.

"A Zombie!" Toadette said.

"A Bucket!" Diddy said.

"I Know!" Waluigi said.

Everyone turned around. "Then what is it?"

"A Training Bra!" Waluigi said.

"No, No, No, No, No! He is…" Bowser paused.

"Oh great! He's stuck!" Daisy said.

"Someone get the Bowser Cleaner!" Birdo called.

"He must've been scratched or damaged." Toadette sighed.

Daisy sprayed some bottle stuff at Bowser and he continued.

"A Foil Taco!" Bowser said.

"WHAT!"Everyone yelled while attacking Bowser.

"Oh Snap!" Bowser said before being ripped and torn into pieces.

The Next morning…

Daisy was up all night thinking of a song for El Qwatro.

"How about… No!" Daisy said over and over again.

Toadette was the first one up. She rubbed her eyes and looked at Daisy.

"You're still at it?" Toadette asked.

"Yep," Daisy said. "All I have right now is,

El Qwatro, El Qwatro

He'll kill you on the Beach

El Qwatro, El Qwatro

He'll even eat your feet"

"Good, except that 'Beach' and 'Feet' don't rhyme." Toadette said.

"WAH!" Daisy ran away crying. Well, she ran until she ran into a tree. Toadette rushed over to her.

"Are you okay?" Toadette asked.

"Yeah." Daisy said getting up and looking at a box on a tree. "What's this?"

Toadette looked up at the flashing neon sign that said 'Tree Mail'.

"I don't know!" Toadette said bewildered.

Daisy opened then box and took out a note in the shape of a baseball field.

"Pitchers, Batters, Outfielders, and Basemen

Homers, Outs, Hits, and Grand Slams

Prepare for all these and maybe some more

In this challenge you'll see it all." She said reciting the poem.

Toadette shrugged, "I guess no one knows how to rhyme."

Immunity Challenge #1

Batter Up!

Toadlin stood on a baseball field located on the beach. The tribes walked onto the sun-parched beach and stepped on their mats.

"Welcome to your first Immunity Challenge. In this one, you'll play a 3 inning game here at Sandy Beach Park." Toadlin pointed out at the park. "It only has one effect, Tidal Wave. If you're trying to hit a homerun, the Tidal Wave might block it. We're playing first to ten points wins but you have to be up three to win. So now that we know the gimmick everyone get together and pick your places."

Peach started telling everyone what to do.

"Waluigi, Pitcher! Bowser, Catcher! Diddy, First! Petey, Second! Daisy, Short Stop! I'll be Third! Toadette, Center Field! Birdo, Right field! Yoshi, Left!" Peach ordered. Everyone nodded.

"I'll pitch!" Mario said.

"Then I get 1st!" Wario demanded.

"I'll take first." DK said, ignoring Wario.

"What! I had 1st!" Wario whined. "Fine… I'll take 2nd or Cutoff."

"WE GET SECOND AND CUTOFF!" Dixie and Junior yelled.

"But I had that!" Wario started to cry. "I'll… sob… take 3rd… sob… then…"

"I'm good at third." King Boo spoke up.

"Then you get it!" Mario said. "What about outfield?"

"I want-" Wario was interrupted.

"I'm Center Field!" Luigi said.

"Then I get-" Wario was interrupted again.

"Left!" Toad said, calling dibs.

"Fine but I have to have-" Wario stressed.

"I guess I'll take right." Toadsworth said.

"That's everyone!" Mario said.

"What about-" Wario started.

"Wait! We don't have a catcher!" DK pointed out.

"Toadlin!" Dixie called. "We don't have a catcher!"

"Then I'll let you use…" Toadlin thought. "My neighbor, Todax!"

Toadlin grabbed a Toad about her age and threw him at the Mushroom tribe.

"Hey! Toadlin, where's the 'Candlelit Dinner' you promised me?" Todax asked.

"Uh…" Toadlin thought of an excuse. "It's after we play baseball."

"Oh well let's play then!" Todax said.

You are so naïve! Toadlin thought.

"But what about me?" Wario asked.

"What about you?" Luigi asked.

"Okay… Mushroom Tribe is up to bat first!" Toadlin yelled. "We've randomly picked your batting order."

"Survivor's ready?" Toadlin yelled out. "Play Ball!"

Toadsworth was first up to bat. Waluigi snarled and threw a fast pitch that whizzed a little to the right. Toadsworth tried to get hit but to no prevail.

"Strike!" The Lakitu cameraman said.

Waluigi wound up and threw a really fastball down the middle. Toadsworth charged up and hit the ball… but it was foul.

"Foul Ball!" Lakitu said.

Waluigi decided to end it by throwing a special pitch. First it pulled a part then came back together… straight down middle. Toadsworth hit the ball and it flew past Petey and landed in between Toadette and Birdo. Toadette ran over and scooped the ball up. Then she threw it to first seconds after Toadsworth made it.

"Safe!" Lakitu called.

Status

Toadsworth/Safe/First Base

0:0/0 outs

Dixie up to bat

Dixie stepped up to the plate. Waluigi shook his head.

No monkey's going to hit the best pitcher's ball! He thought.

Waluigi wound up and start to throw the ball but Toadsworth started to steal. It was to late. Dixie let the ball fly past her as Toadsworth made it to second.

Waluigi decided to throw it easy for the ape… but she bombed it and made the outfielders chase it. Toadsworth made it home and Dixie made it to second.

Status

Toadsworth/Safe/Home

Dixie/Safe/Second

1:0/0 outs

Mario up to bat

Mario ran out to the plate and gripped his bat. Waluigi threw a curve ball, which resulted in a strike.

"Strike!" Lakitu called.

Waluigi wound up and threw a slow ball but made it a ball.

"Ball!" Lakitu yelled out.

Waluigi charged up to throw his best fastball. Mario to charged up and when the ball reached him he connected and it soared.

"I got it! I got it!" Birdo said as she tried to catch the ball.

The ball hit Birdo in the head landed in Toadette's glove.

"Out!" Lakitu yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled back.

"Jeez…"

Status

Toadsworth/Safe/Home

Dixie/Safe/2nd base

Mario/Out/Fly Ball

1:0/1 out

DK is up to bat

DK stepped up to bat and cracked his knuckles. Then he cried from the pain… poor DK…

Waluigi threw all three balls but DK was to busy crying to hit them

"Strike out!" Lakitu said quietly not to tick everyone off.

Status

Toadsworth/Safe/Home

Dixie/Safe/2nd base

Mario/Out/Fly Ball

DK/Out/Strike out

1:0/2 outs

Toad is up to bat

Toad stepped up to bat. Waluigi threw a ball nice and easy for Toad. He hit the ball far. It was going to be a homer but Yoshi caught it with his tongue.

"Change!" Lakitu yelled.

"Shut the Hell up!" Toadlin screamed while shooting him into tiny pieces.

Everyone changed places, except for Wario who cried that nobody loved him.

Petey was up first. Mario wound up and pitched a slow ball. Petey swung at the right time and hit a low ball that landed in front of Toad. Toad grabbed the ball and threw it to first but Petey was already there.

Status

Petey/Safe/1st base

1:0/0 outs

Yoshi is up

Yoshi stepped up to the plate. Mario threw a fastball and Yoshi connected. Hitting it right past Junior and landing a few feet away. Junior scooped it up and stopped. They both were on base.

Status

Petey/Safe/2nd base

Yoshi/Safe/1st base

1:0/0 outs

Peach is up

Mario decided to try and trick Peach by throwing a ball… but somehow she hit it and advanced everyone.

Status

Petey/Safe/3rd base

Yoshi/Safe/2nd base

Peach/Safe/1st base

1:0/0 outs

Daisy is up.

Daisy stepped up to bat… but she had her eyes closed, She was singing, and swinging the bat around.

"Let's play a baseball game!" Daisy sang.

Mario smiled and threw the ball.

"Strike!" Lakitu's Ghost called.

Mario pitched again.

"Strike!"

Mario wound up and threw a special pitch but this time, Daisy, who was still singing and swinging, swung with all her might. The ball whizzed past Luigi and landed over the Tidal Wave.

"Holy Carp!" Lakitu's Ghost exclaimed. "It's a freaking Grand Slam!"

The Mushroom tribe just stood there with their jaws on the ground (Except for Wario since he's a wussy cry-baby!) while the Shell tribe cheered. Daisy opened her eyes and blinked.

"What'd I miss?" She asked blankly.

2 innings later…

Toadlin pressed a button making the scoreboard change numbers after the Shell Tribe made a comeback.

"Nine to Eight!" Toadette yelled into the microphone.

Diddy stepped up to bat. Toadette was on third and Waluigi was on second. Mario decided to throw a special ball, but Diddy hit that real deep. It landed behind Toadsworth but then bounced out of the park.

"Ground Rule Double!" Lakitu yelled out.

"That means that the Shell Tribe wins!" Toadlin exclaimed.

"YEAH!" Toadette, Yoshi, Daisy, and Diddy all exclaimed.

"Well earned!" Birdo said.

"Shut up, Birdo." Waluigi said.

"Aw…" Birdo sighed.

"Here you go!" Toadlin smiled handing Peach the immunity idle. "You guys are safe from Tribal Council."

"Hallelujah!" Peach said whipping the sweat off her forehead.

"As for you guys…" Toadlin looked at the Mushroom tribe.

Then, everything went dark and Toadlin held a flashlight up to her face.

"One of you will go home…" Toadlin said in a scary voice.

"Holy Carp!" Todax exclaimed running off.

"Sorry… I just wanted to boost the dramatic tension!" Toadlin sweat dropped.

"Okay…" Mario said. "Could at least turn on the sun?"

Toadlin smiled and then everything lit up again.

"See you guys at Tribal Council tomorrow." Toadlin said.

Later that night…

Todax sat in a chair on the beach. Next to him was a table full of food.

"Toadlin…" He called out. "Hello? I thought you said you'd be here…"

Mushroom Tribe

Day 3

Half way through the day was when all the talking started. Everyone knew exactly who to vote for.

Tribal Council #1

The Mushroom tribe walked in to the Tribal Council area and sat down. Toadlin stood across from them and a fire in the middle.

"Behind you are torches. Dip your torch in the flame and get fire. Fire represents your life on the island. Once it's gone, so are you!" Toadlin said reading a script. "I never really remembered that part."

"Okay, well-" Toadlin started.

"TOADLIN!" Todax yelled. "I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE!"

"Uh…" Toadlin thought for a moment. "I had to go the hospital because my Grandma had a stroke…"

"Oh…" Todax said. "Then let's reschedule."

Toadlin slapped her self. "Just go vote…"

Everyone voted and Toadlin left to get the jar, with Todax talking all the way. Toadlin came back and started.

"Once the votes are read the decision is final, the person voted out will have to leave the Tribal Council area immediately." Toadlin read the script again. "I'll read the votes."

Toadlin reached in a grabbed a vote.

"Mario." She read it aloud.

Mario looked around as Toadlin grabbed another vote.

Toadlin started laughing once she read the vote.

"Wario…" Toadlin laughed while showing a vote that said fat ass.

Everyone but Wario fell over laughing.

"I find that offensive." Wario said.

"Sure you do…" Luigi said.

"The next vote is…" Toadlin stopped. "Hell, every other vote in here probably says fat ass so, bring me your torch."

"What?" Wario asked in a shocked voice. "You didn't even read the other clues!"

Then, Wario was hit upside the head by the voting jar.

"Don't Back-sass the Masta!" Toadlin yelled.

She then threw the ousting thing at his torch, which then blew up.

"The Tribe has spoken, Bitch!" Toadlin said spitting on Wario and walked off.

Everyone was silent until Dixie broke it.

"That was priceless!" Dixie laughed and applauded.

Wario

Lasted 3 days

"That was the most unfair thing ever! I mean she didn't even read the other votes. I'm so pathetic…" Wario cried.

"WE KNOW!" Everybody on the Mushroom Tribe yelled.

Dil: HA! You think I'd ever stop doing this?

Yoshi: Yes…

Dil: Think again!

Luigi: Yay another story

Peach: At least we have something to do again.

Daisy: Wario is a fat ass.

Peach: Just like you're a-

Luigi: Shush!

Yoshi: Please R&R!

Dil: I'm leaving for Indianapolis later tomorrow so I might not be able to update

Luigi: So we'll have to wait!

Daisy and Peach: DUH!

Yoshi: Okay… see ya next time!